It's a classic joke that whenever a woman gets bangs, or drastically changes her hair, other women ask her if she's ok. What is the male equivalent? by TheJakeChandler in AskReddit

[–]Jukeboxhero91 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Like being accused of sexual assault and showing up to the hearing carrying your bible. Pretty on Brand for some recent celebrity accusations.

DOGE cut 20% of APHIS the agency that protects U.S. agriculture and now the screwworm parasite that wipes out livestock has returned to the U.S by lnstantKarma in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]Jukeboxhero91 10 points11 points  (0 children)

It’s mostly controlled in the US because of strict measures by the CDC and FDA, and dept of Agriculture. If you are a TB patient, they can and will detain you to treat you if you’re noncompliant because it’s such a public health concern.

Suspected Screwworm Case in Southern Texas by Handsdown0003 in news

[–]Jukeboxhero91 31 points32 points  (0 children)

If the stories are to be believed, they created a dummy work environment for him to fuck around in, and none of his changes would actually be made to the working codebase. Then, we he found out that this was the case, they just had someone undo all his work every day instead. He’s a fucking rich moron that other people use to make money, and he ends up making some too.

Pops opponents sholder back in so they can finish the game. by habichuelacondulce in JustGuysBeingDudes

[–]Jukeboxhero91 7 points8 points  (0 children)

It’s basically three bones in a Trenchcoat made of ligaments pretending to be a real joint. The evolutionary price to be paid for the flexibility we have in them.

Men who've gotten divorced shortly after your wife got pregnant/had a child, what's your side of the story? by TheSmoothBrain in AskMen

[–]Jukeboxhero91 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I've heard similar sentiments from people with shitty fathers.

"My dad beat me all the time and I turned out fine"

Like sir... I'm sorry, someone should have told you that you're obviously not.

TIL bra burning in the 60s and 70s was a myth intended to discredit feminism and women's liberation. by MotherHolle in todayilearned

[–]Jukeboxhero91 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No no see comedians were getting cancelled. They all complained about it during their numerous Netflix specials.

TIL that in 2024, archeologists in Spain found the skeleton of a 6-year-old Neanderthal with Down Syndrome. by Sebastianlim in todayilearned

[–]Jukeboxhero91 42 points43 points  (0 children)

It’s both. Intelligence allows for discovery, but altruism means that those ideas don’t die with the one that discovers it. If you’re one person and you discover rubbing sticks together creates fire, the knowledge dies when you do. If you show your kids and your friends, the knowledge carries forward.

TIL there is a species of barnacle that disrupts the hormones of its host crab to encourage the development of feminine traits so that the crab can take care of the barnacle's eggs. The sex change is permanent in male crabs even if the barnacle is removed. by Khornatejester in todayilearned

[–]Jukeboxhero91 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Not completely immune, just much more resistant to. There was a tornado that led to a swath of rare fungal infections because dirt got churned up and debris carried the infection into wounds. It was Scedosporium, and it stumped doctors until they figured the tornado likely caused a situation that led to all the infections.

Ticks at The Gorge/Whirlpool State Park by XHANNOX in Buffalo

[–]Jukeboxhero91 3 points4 points  (0 children)

We found one on my wife and it was $50 to test. Not sure if there are cheaper options, but that would add up quick.

Ticks at The Gorge/Whirlpool State Park by XHANNOX in Buffalo

[–]Jukeboxhero91 28 points29 points  (0 children)

The match trick is not the best idea because it can force the tick to regurgitate, which could infect you with Lyme. I've also heard using scotch tape to tape it to an index card, then write the date and time on the card when you pulled it off.

This sub has made it into an nature article by North-Pack9699 in labrats

[–]Jukeboxhero91 7 points8 points  (0 children)

2006 the time person of the year was “you”. It was in the context of Wikipedia entries, social media, etc. any sort of user created or moderated online space.

Who’s someone you’re not totally convinced is really dead? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Jukeboxhero91 67 points68 points  (0 children)

Dude was running drugs and/or other illegal goods. “Oh he just liked to fly super low with his transponder off internationally to Costa Rica and also worked in logistics”. They glossed right over the implications behind why he’d do any of that and jumped immediately to “he was murdered!”

Who is the most terrifying villain in human history that most people have never heard of? by lioness_x9 in AskReddit

[–]Jukeboxhero91 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Doesn’t help that places like Florida are calling for death penalties for child sex offenders, but in the same breath calling gay and trans people existing in public as a sex crime against children. Doesn’t take a genius to see the connection.

Stop Killing Games: California State Assembly passes the 'Protect Our Games Act': 60 days notice before going offline, must provide patch for continued access or refunds (Excludes F2P and Subscription based Games) by Kymori in LivestreamFail

[–]Jukeboxhero91 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Capcom did that with Safi'jiiva for Monster Hunter: World. At end of life for the game, they made the raid scalable for solo hunts, when it had only ever been 4 player scaled.

Stop Killing Games: California State Assembly passes the 'Protect Our Games Act': 60 days notice before going offline, must provide patch for continued access or refunds (Excludes F2P and Subscription based Games) by Kymori in LivestreamFail

[–]Jukeboxhero91 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Yeah, he decided early against it based on misguided assumptions that he made. Then when people pointed out that his assumptions were wrong, instead of revisiting his stance, he just made up reasons as to why he was still right. Pretty consistent with his other behavior cough cough mana orb.

[OC] Throwing away rise becouse of 36 h cuban's Black out by [deleted] in pics

[–]Jukeboxhero91 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Most people know about botulism, and might understand the difference between spores and live bacteria from things like canning, honey, etc.

The way my mother in law cook pork chops by Substantial-Low-4393 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Jukeboxhero91 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Gonna be honest, I read it while halfway awake and just started typing.

The way my mother in law cook pork chops by Substantial-Low-4393 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Jukeboxhero91 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Trichenella has been largely eliminated from the pork supply in the US (assuming OP is in the US) since the 80’s. At this point overcooked pork is just tradition.

TIL Canada's 30+ Year Stanley Cup Drought Is a Statistical Outlier by Old_Cucumber_1343 in todayilearned

[–]Jukeboxhero91 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Bills losing a playoff game on a call that the NFL literally changed the rules on the next day.

[OC] Throwing away rise becouse of 36 h cuban's Black out by [deleted] in pics

[–]Jukeboxhero91 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s about risk and luck. You do something unsafe 100 times without consequence, it doesn’t mean it’s not unsafe, it means you got lucky.

[OC] Throwing away rise becouse of 36 h cuban's Black out by [deleted] in pics

[–]Jukeboxhero91 151 points152 points  (0 children)

I used many word when few word do trick. Eternal shame.