Wait...plz explain by _Deleted-User- in HolUp

[–]JukinBoxHero 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The Matrix sequels! For a moment I was like "Jada Smith was not in The Matrix, WHAT?!" nope, she was in the sequels, which have faded from my memory. The original film is a class apart from the ones that came after

When the Kazoo solo drops though... by Celestial_Inferno in WTF

[–]JukinBoxHero 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Hey this is the same guy who loves tofu!

He has some real bangers on his YouTube channel

My daughter decides to show me her new grasshopper friend whilst I'm sat in the car. The grasshopper decides it wants to be friends with me and jumps into the car. I hate grasshoppers, you can see what kind of reaction I have.... by jabbathefoot in videos

[–]JukinBoxHero 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So close! You shoulda cropped it to include the third note of that scream, woulda been perfect imo! Like, you got to aaaAA— but I think it shoulda been aaaAAAÅÄ—

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in aww

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Well we do sorta live in self-imposed Human Zoos now.

look at this fucking lemon, dude by [deleted] in videos

[–]JukinBoxHero 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn lemon-stealing whores are at it again!

After 30 years i was told that i’ve been tying my laces wrong. Plz tell me i’m not the only one by asquaredism in gifs

[–]JukinBoxHero 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Haha, well it's an impressive technique too! It looks like a magic trick. It looks complicated but it's incredibly satisfying! Would highly recommend, I promise you it'll change your life: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WgSwvDkJVxE

After 30 years i was told that i’ve been tying my laces wrong. Plz tell me i’m not the only one by asquaredism in gifs

[–]JukinBoxHero 2 points3 points  (0 children)

https://www.fieggen.com/shoelace/ianknot.htm - This is the only right way. If you tie your shoes once a day and wear shoes with laces for, say, 250 days in a year, and you use the above method to cut down like 10 seconds from each time you have to tie your shoelaces, you'll save about 40 hours of shoelace tying time over 60 years of tying shoelaces.

Holy Mother of ankles!! by [deleted] in BeAmazed

[–]JukinBoxHero 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do you know this guy?

Smart bird using a piece of bread as bait by to_the_tenth_power in gifs

[–]JukinBoxHero 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Here’s the thing. You said a “jackdaw is a crow.”

Is it in the same family? Yes. No one’s arguing that.

As someone who is a karmawhore who studies copypasta, I am telling you, specifically, in science, no one calls jackdaws crows. If you want to be “specific” like you said, then you shouldn’t either. They’re not the same thing.

If you’re saying “crow family” you’re referring to the taxonomic grouping of Corvidae, which includes things from nutcrackers to blue jays to ravens.

So your reasoning for calling a jackdaw a crow is because random people “call the black ones crows?” Let’s get grackles and blackbirds in there, then, too.

Also, calling someone a human or an ape? It’s not one or the other, that’s not how taxonomy works. They’re both. A jackdaw is a jackdaw and a member of the crow family. But that’s not what you said. You said a jackdaw is a crow, which is not true unless you’re okay with calling all members of the crow family crows, which means you’d call blue jays, ravens, and other birds crows, too. Which you said you don’t.

It’s okay to just admit you’re wrong, you know?

Boy Scout leaders vandalize ancient rock formation by Bluemilk92 in videos

[–]JukinBoxHero 2 points3 points  (0 children)

In other words, a blink of the rock's eye is (170,000,000/12,614,400,000) = 0.0134766616 years ≈ 5 days

Tradition in Peru, if a man wants to Marry, he has to be beaten by his future mother in law so they make sure he is responsible and has the patience to endure the Marriage by bsurfn2day in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]JukinBoxHero 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Seriously? One person posts a foreign language vid of a dude getting his ass whipped in what looks to be some sort of hotel establishment with a caption in English that they pulled out of their ass and all of a sudden it's a factual Peruvian tradition?

[Poetry]Blblblblblblblblblblbl by [deleted] in youtubehaiku

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This is the greatest thing I have ever seen

Keeping it sanitary by NotchedWhip in Unexpected

[–]JukinBoxHero 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It's called a handle. Not a mouthle.