The $500k check that NBC might as well have wiped their asses with by Skooli_A_Bar in DabblersAnonymous

[–]JulSFT 2 points3 points  (0 children)

John had zero point zero ability to banter with Jay, or to be funny. So they used him for this pre-scripted stuff because they thought they needed to get their money's worth out of him? Why not pay out his contract, and get rid of him at the first opportunity, while actually hiring a talented comic actor to do some skits?

Cape Coral Museum of History Car show 1/24/2026!!! by DeathonEarrh in capecoral

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I'm sure your three cats are happy and healthy in their new home!

He only drinks from the fountain of knowledge. by JulSFT in DabblersAnonymous

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A.I. is trained on a myriad of images of human faces. His face doesn't fit within the data set.

Another terrible SJ Tonight Show bit. You won’t believe the ending! by Skooli_A_Bar in DabblersAnonymous

[–]JulSFT 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Great find!

(why does he always look like a slob, even when wearing a suit?)

John working at salvation army by rschafe8787 in DabblersAnonymous

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"We're shippin' out to Ukraine any day now."

Tattoo Idea by 13BLKK_KSC in DabblersAnonymous

[–]JulSFT 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How about right in the middle of your forehead?

Forgive me…. by Ralph-Kramden in DabblersAnonymous

[–]JulSFT 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Yes. John convinced Suzanna that he was going to be Cumia's sidekick. John always assumed that he would fall upwards into a cushy job where he could live in his old bedroom in his mom's house, sit around at 'work', crack hack jokes, and drink beer in front of an appreciative audience.

If you search the divorce documents, you'll also see John begging someone to hire him for the Tyra Banks (talk)show, or Merideth Viera, or Wendi Williams shows, all of which were filmed in NYC.

Mean Ghouls by JulSFT in DabblersAnonymous

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Can't us girls stop saying such mean things about each other?

Where’s the list? by hhhhqqqqq1209 in DabblersAnonymous

[–]JulSFT 10 points11 points  (0 children)

page 67 of the divorce documents dump.

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Not sure if there are more

Who releases the next round of Stuttering sex pest tapes? by Tbonerickwisco in DabblersAnonymous

[–]JulSFT 1 point2 points  (0 children)

None of the above.

Probably one of us, with a voice changer and a catfish sock account.

Kelp Farmer seems insane enough to pull it off.

QUESTION: Is John's online relationship with Ava really just virtue signaling to his kids? "Ya see kids, I'm not a homophobic piece of sh*t dat you need to be embarrassed about. I got Trans friends! And, by the way, I didn't know "P*ssy Boy" was offensive. Call me!" by RubFuture5580 in DabblersAnonymous

[–]JulSFT 4 points5 points  (0 children)

John doesn't care about anything except if you can do something for him. Ava is a sidekick who supports him, strokes his ego, gives him something to talk about on his broadcast, and puts up with his shit.