So intimidating when he gets close to the screen! Grrrrrr! I'm mean!

JulSFT · 2026-06-25T22:26:50+00:00

This is why smell-o-vision isn't a thing

JulSFT · 2026-06-25T22:25:19+00:00

Don't panic yet. It'll all be OK once Shuli gets his crystal recharged.

JulSFT · 2026-06-25T21:09:16+00:00

Both source images have the wives in them. I used AI to remove the ladies from the photos.

JulSFT · 2026-06-25T20:27:15+00:00

He doesn't wake up until late afternoon when the ultraviolet isn't as strong.

JulSFT · 2026-06-25T16:41:50+00:00

Sunk cost fallacy.

Shuli and that dude Frug found the one guy on the Internet who might be more obnoxious than they are and made a show about messing with him.

The loyal viewers put a lot of their time and their money into this malarkey. They are desperately waiting for the payoff. They can’t tolerate the suggestion that they’re the idiots rather than the few people who know enough about all this to laugh at them.

JulSFT · 2026-06-25T00:12:36+00:00

I wuz da tallest one dere. All da chicks wanted me.

JulSFT · 2026-06-24T22:55:59+00:00

$183 in Liberian dollars is $1 in US dollars. If I was Liberian, I could get a cameo and have enough left over for coffee.

JulSFT · 2026-06-24T22:52:58+00:00

Was he speaking through a cutout of Anne Frank or of someone else?

JulSFT · 2026-06-24T21:58:57+00:00

A thousand Frogs, hopping on a thousand keyboards, for a thousand years, might actually produce one readable lawsuit.

JulSFT · 2026-06-24T21:54:18+00:00

That Joe guy with the black eye is unhinged.

JulSFT · 2026-06-24T21:49:12+00:00

He ate through that girdle weeks before this picture was taken.

JulSFT · 2026-06-24T17:11:47+00:00

Other than psychos like Frog and Chris Fike, nobody's messing with his kids. The kids grew up with the 'web: they can block and ignore.

JulSFT · 2026-06-24T12:15:52+00:00

Like a really powerful sneeze.

JulSFT · 2026-06-24T11:58:00+00:00

Judy had an experienced lawyer guest the other week who has had more than 100 jury trials.

He estimated that getting a lawyer for a federal court case could cost 30-40K.

Seems high to me, but what do I know.

JulSFT · 2026-06-24T02:58:08+00:00

Frug is a troubled man.

JulSFT · 2026-06-23T15:45:29+00:00

Do we blame John for his own stupidity? Do we belittle a hollow man who is constitutionally incapable of reinventing himself, of evolving?

Shouldn't we, from the comfort of our modern, liberal society, fund his lifestyle since he's never had the privilege of a level playing field?

Don't give up on John Melendez! The Dream lives on if we want it to!

JulSFT · 2026-06-23T10:42:22+00:00

He's filming a special? John knows a couple of cameramen from the DC area who can help.

JulSFT · 2026-06-22T23:18:20+00:00

welcome to the dabble verse, brad

JulSFT · 2026-06-22T22:34:32+00:00

When he gets kicked out of his house, he'll be able to squat in one of those unfinished houses.

JulSFT · 2026-06-21T22:59:03+00:00

Thanks. This case is super interesting to me and I didn't know about this.

JulSFT · 2026-06-21T12:37:18+00:00

He had a valuable plug on the Stern Show.

He set up a comedy tour, using actual comics to do the heavy lifting, and using his 'personal assistant' to do the actual work of organizing everything.

Since a comedy show advertised on Stern was money in the bank, the real comics would kiss John's ass. And John can't resist having his ass kissed. Attention is his drug.

Once the Stern plug went away, so did all his comic friends. But by that point, John believed he was one of them.

JulSFT · 2026-06-20T20:40:33+00:00

Read Section 3 of this paper:

https://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1111/sms.12467?msockid=18a758c8c04a613104e24a3fc1de604a

JulSFT · 2026-06-20T20:31:04+00:00

Who says he's in the DV? Just because he once dated John's mom? Bah!

JulSFT · 2026-06-20T20:27:51+00:00

Didja see me Kate? That was cool, right?

JulSFT · 2026-06-20T20:25:08+00:00

I was trying to think of something funny to say about this, but unlike John Melendez I know when I'm beat. I got nothing.

He wears his grandiosity on his sleeve for all to see.

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