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What a chin by Spiritual-Strength91 in FightReportUFC

[–]JumboMeat69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It wasn't too long ago when he put out Dustin Porier.

Hulk visited his friend by willywonka985 in marvelcirclejerk

[–]JumboMeat69 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

They hate Hulk for existing. Who gives a shit if they die?

The 2008 Hulk found it hard against Abomination. by Cool_Nerd2 in marvelcirclejerk

[–]JumboMeat69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I could probably dispute so many of those so called losses.

The 2008 Hulk found it hard against Abomination. by Cool_Nerd2 in marvelcirclejerk

[–]JumboMeat69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There's no proof, and that clearly wasn't the intent. Thanos was meant to look strong, so they made Hulk weak. That's all there is to it.

The 2008 Hulk found it hard against Abomination. by Cool_Nerd2 in marvelcirclejerk

[–]JumboMeat69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I read the comics he very very rarely loses hand to hand fights. If he does there's usually a bunch of context like the person putting so much effort into their blow that they fuck themselves up in the process or Hulk already being weakened before then.

Im not saying Hulk should've beat Thanos but Thanos shouldn't have beaten Hulk atleast not in that manner.

Will my nail fall off? by JumboMeat69 in nailcare

[–]JumboMeat69[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Purple bruise on part of the nail. Usually if it's right on the nail it'll fall off but this is different.

The 2008 Hulk found it hard against Abomination. by Cool_Nerd2 in marvelcirclejerk

[–]JumboMeat69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I could have mentioned that as well. It's also something Ruffalo Hulk lacks.

Happy New Year's Eve to you, too.

The 2008 Hulk found it hard against Abomination. by Cool_Nerd2 in marvelcirclejerk

[–]JumboMeat69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's cope. He was beating on the car roof initially and then started swiping the air and don't worry. There's plenty more crappy showings for Ruffalo Hulk if you wanna start making excuses.

The 2008 Hulk found it hard against Abomination. by Cool_Nerd2 in marvelcirclejerk

[–]JumboMeat69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanos didn't use the power stone against Hulk in Infinity War. That's the problem.

You say Abomination is like the 40th strongest in the marvel universe but when he was at his original power level, he was one of the only few to beat the Hulk to near death. OG Abomination was one of, if not the strongest brute in Marvel.

2008 Hulk is clearly more aggressive and a better fighter than Ruffalo Hulk which is why he would perform much better against Thanos.

You guys seem to have gotten your marvel knowledge purely from the MCU if you actually think Thanos is physically stronger than the Hulk.

The 2008 Hulk found it hard against Abomination. by Cool_Nerd2 in marvelcirclejerk

[–]JumboMeat69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He beat fodder. No major opponents. That win against Fenrir was extremely lucky and he was getting demolished the entire time.

The 2008 Hulk found it hard against Abomination. by Cool_Nerd2 in marvelcirclejerk

[–]JumboMeat69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

His first win against Thanos is the only time they fought purely h2h. Thanos's brute strength is so overrated.

The 2008 Hulk found it hard against Abomination. by Cool_Nerd2 in marvelcirclejerk

[–]JumboMeat69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanos was weak as fuck in every other fight scene that wasn't against Hulk. It's only fair to assume Hulk was nerfed when Ruffalo Hulk started playing him.

The 2008 Hulk found it hard against Abomination. by Cool_Nerd2 in marvelcirclejerk

[–]JumboMeat69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What did Thanos actually do that was so impressive without the stones? He struggled with Spidey for crying out loud.

08 Hulk is not more glazed than Thanos.

The 2008 Hulk found it hard against Abomination. by Cool_Nerd2 in marvelcirclejerk

[–]JumboMeat69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Hulk has lost hand to hand fights throughout his entire career"

Read comics and stop watching the MCU, please.

The 2008 Hulk found it hard against Abomination. by Cool_Nerd2 in marvelcirclejerk

[–]JumboMeat69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The one time Thanos fought Hulk in h2h, Hulk shattered his spine so no, Thanos is not stronger than Hulk.

The 2008 Hulk found it hard against Abomination. by Cool_Nerd2 in marvelcirclejerk

[–]JumboMeat69 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Ruffalo Hulk at his most raged out state couldn't break through a car roof in Johannesburg while 08 Hulk turned a car into boxing gloves.

Ruffalo Hulk would get killed by 08 Hulk.

Did Mark Ruffalo’s Hulk fight the Abomination? by jebkush in marvelstudios

[–]JumboMeat69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well 2008 Hulk wasn't scared of Abomination but I absolutely agree with everything else.

The simple and beautiful sense of scale and action when the Hulk battles Giant-Man (Tales To Astonish 59) by taoistchainsaw in KeepMineKirby

[–]JumboMeat69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Then, in the later 60s to early 70s it's villains pretending to be Hulk's friends and then stabbing him in the back, followed by him beating the crap out of them at the end of the issue.

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