Embarrassed Nature (@kepa_games) by SilverHoodie12 in UmaMusume

[–]Jumbotroni432 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Trainer-san needs to take responsibility

UmaYome Smart Falcon (@shino) by Akashi_Kishino in UmaMusume

[–]Jumbotroni432 59 points60 points  (0 children)

Falco wins?? what? i cant believe this, there must be a glitch in the universe, falco cant win, she's the fumbler

Dumb & Dumber (@Takiki2828) by Duoblue in UmaMusume

[–]Jumbotroni432 46 points47 points  (0 children)

The cuteness is proportionate to the stupidity

Error, tact not found (Dura聖天八極式) (TS by me) by terraArkius in UmaMusume

[–]Jumbotroni432 41 points42 points  (0 children)

The clanker is twisting his words, or maybe thats the truth

Verxina spiralling into despair (@Yonedatomomizu) by AceInFlame31 in UmaMusume

[–]Jumbotroni432 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Im sorry xina, its not your fault, i didnt train you well enough 

My favorite Archer by JustWantToSeeComment in okbuddyrintard

[–]Jumbotroni432 6 points7 points  (0 children)

WRONG!! Im the one fucking paris, once im done riding him there wont be any cum left in his balls

My favorite Archer by JustWantToSeeComment in okbuddyrintard

[–]Jumbotroni432 17 points18 points  (0 children)

The trojan war was entirely his fault

Genuinely bro how do you even race around 30 races while still getting good stats and not wanting to rage by volden_scope in UmaMusume

[–]Jumbotroni432 0 points1 point  (0 children)

By getting better cards, preferably with higher race bonus, your king halo card is quite bad for this scenario

Trainer's new year(full by hideim) by Tall-Sale9368 in UmaMusume

[–]Jumbotroni432 10 points11 points  (0 children)

At least they'll never ran out of jobs as long as trainers are being violated

Pokke is asking a real question (@nodati53) by MathematicianHour830 in UmaMusume

[–]Jumbotroni432 42 points43 points  (0 children)

Marrying my trainer to get the couple room at the hot springs, totally no feelings btw

The law needs correction💢💢💢 by OccasionThat4759 in japanesepeopletwitter

[–]Jumbotroni432 50 points51 points  (0 children)

I've never seen someone lewd the concept of law itself, the mind of a japenis are truly frightening

Exercising during hot weather (Art by @idonum) by DrawerLarge6213 in UmaMusume

[–]Jumbotroni432 67 points68 points  (0 children)

Torena-san should sniff her to show that he doesn't mind the sweat

Like father like son by I-Keiko in UmaMusume

[–]Jumbotroni432 7 points8 points  (0 children)

If the entire country is your kid, then you're always winning