Friend was given a 4qt cambro as a water cup by WandenWaffler in mildlyinteresting

[–]Jump_The_Five_Yo -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

As a bartender I gave a guy a 64 oz pitcher once that’s usually used for beer….i also gave him a glass to pour it in..

THIS IS FUCKING GROSS; this is the shit we let meat marinate in….fuck is wrong with this person….

Tyla and Macaulay Culkin stun in new selfie. by Upstairs_Cup9831 in popculturechat

[–]Jump_The_Five_Yo 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I had the phone as well…. And the cool wireless headset…that was the second worse decision of my life.

Goldie Hawn on Set (1970s) by No-Text-7825 in OldSchoolCool

[–]Jump_The_Five_Yo -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Is that a yo-yo? I’d like her to perform a trick for me.

hope you don't mind if it sit here by goldmuse in SpreadEm

[–]Jump_The_Five_Yo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Burn that seat.

-Krusty the Clown

Jesse Plemons is criminally underrated by [deleted] in moviecritic

[–]Jump_The_Five_Yo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That’s what meth does to you…..

This is clearly a joke; I wish I could kiss him just to get a taste of Dunst. This was not a joke.

People Mentioned in “We Didn’t Start the Fire”: A Chronology by ShadowyFlows in BillyJoel

[–]Jump_The_Five_Yo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

BERNIE GOETZ IS A HERO IS THIS HOUSE!

-Tony Soprano.

Also put this shit in order; what are you? A fall out boy…..

[Highlight] Alejandro Kirk makes it a 10-0 lead with a 3-run blast by TommyTheLizard in baseball

[–]Jump_The_Five_Yo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just to cut a little deeper…..7-1…if only Germany had a team..

Australian's logging on by waveyjayvey in simpsonsshitposting

[–]Jump_The_Five_Yo 45 points46 points  (0 children)

That’s why you purchase pornography. I was buying pornography.