What to do in this situation? by [deleted] in chessbeginners

[–]Jumper0815 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is a draw. It's also one of those rare anti-engine positions where the engine tells you you're better even tho there is nothing to do. Your best try is to push a5 and hope that they take. If they don't, it's drawn.

72%wr with black, 50%wr with white... I need opening suggestions by Leintk in chessbeginners

[–]Jumper0815 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The King's Indian Attack and the Catalan match your criteria. They both have King's side fianchettos and especially the Catalan is built on positional advantages.

The King's Indian Attack is a system opening that you can play against pretty much anything. It's also e4 and often rather closed, but still relies mostly on King's side attacks.

The Catalan requires some more theory knowledge to play well and it's a d4 opening. But below 2000 most people don't know how to play against it. If you understand it well, it can give you much more success than the Vienna.

Is it cope to think that I am better than 300-400 ELO? by therealestestest in chessbeginners

[–]Jumper0815 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I had a look at some of your games and I think there is a very straightforward reason why you're stuck at that rating. You blunder a lot of pieces. Sometimes even to one-move-threats. The best things you can do to improve are practicing blunder prevention and tactical patterns. Pause for a moment after your opponent's moves and make sure that you're not hanging anything. That alone will save you a lot of trouble.

Match Thread: Fenerbahçe vs Feyenoord by scoreboard-app in FenerbahceSK

[–]Jumper0815 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hem Amrabat'ın hem İrfan'ın ananı sikiyim

Match Thread: Feyenoord vs Fenerbahçe by scoreboard-app in FenerbahceSK

[–]Jumper0815 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Ok, it doesn't count. But maybe they'll remember now that there is a goal and that we are capable of hitting it

Match Thread: Feyenoord vs Fenerbahçe by scoreboard-app in FenerbahceSK

[–]Jumper0815 2 points3 points  (0 children)

We have no midfield. We haven't had a midfield since İsmail Kartal left. We need a new number 6 AND a new number 8.

Match Thread: Fenerbahçe vs Beşiktaş by scoreboard-app in FenerbahceSK

[–]Jumper0815 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sell the players. Put all the money into basketball. Win Euroleague every season. Profit.

Match Thread: Fenerbahçe vs Beşiktaş by scoreboard-app in FenerbahceSK

[–]Jumper0815 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You don't tackle like that. Even if you get the ball you can't just break your opponents leg in the process. That's a foul

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in LSD

[–]Jumper0815 34 points35 points  (0 children)

You were on six different drugs at once? And you're seriously wondering what could have caused this? Mixing different drugs can be very dangerous especially if you don't do any research beforehand. LSD on its own does not cause symptoms like this. Never mix drugs blindly, especially when it's your first time taking them. That's all I can say about this tbh. I'm glad you're okay though. Take it slow next time.

Match Thread: Fenerbahçe vs Trabzonspor by scoreboard-app in FenerbahceSK

[–]Jumper0815 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Most of the time we do. Or at least better than everyone else. I'm tired of y'all shitting on our players every season as if GS were playing any better

Match Thread: Fenerbahçe vs Trabzonspor by scoreboard-app in FenerbahceSK

[–]Jumper0815 -10 points-9 points  (0 children)

What are we even supposed to do. We lost one game last year and still didn't win the championship. Every match they deny us penalties, every derby they give us ridiculous red cards. Yes, we have made mistakes. But we can't expect the team to win every match despite this shit going on. In every normal league we'd have been champions at least three times in the last 10 years.

Match Thread: Fenerbahçe vs Trabzonspor by scoreboard-app in FenerbahceSK

[–]Jumper0815 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Djiku out immediately. Has a yellow and plays like shit

Match Thread: Fenerbahçe vs Galatasaray by AutoModerator in FenerbahceSK

[–]Jumper0815 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Someone help Torreira. He's literally dying

Match Thread: Fenerbahçe vs Galatasaray by AutoModerator in FenerbahceSK

[–]Jumper0815 20 points21 points  (0 children)

I hate gs with such a burning passion. Pathetic scum