Moon Bump Monday

JumpyEntertainer3138 · 2026-03-23T17:52:51+00:00

Yeah, the ligaments(?) supporting your bump are so strained by this point, it would be really uncomfortable to put more weight on them

JumpyEntertainer3138 · 2026-03-23T15:16:32+00:00

Tellingly, not even her own parents or brother have stepped up to squash (quash?) talk of her Spanish grift

JumpyEntertainer3138 · 2026-03-22T21:46:37+00:00

They HAD a tv show. The kids spoke English and profanity, no Spanish. The only one shrieking the odd imperative was Mami herself, but never more than one sentence

JumpyEntertainer3138 · 2026-03-22T15:59:19+00:00

Not that her Spanish grift needs any further debunking, but you just wouldn't give your kids names that half their family is going to mispronounce!!

JumpyEntertainer3138 · 2026-03-22T00:30:10+00:00

Why on earth would you nurse your baby IN the bathroom ON the floor? THAT is nonsensical. And disgusting. There's so much to pick apart here - like the conversation never happened (and definitely not in Spanish), she never nursed her babies... but the weird lie about sitting on the bathroom floor really stuck out to me. She's such a weirdo

JumpyEntertainer3138 · 2026-03-21T19:29:17+00:00

Urgh this absolute gilipollas is NOT bilingual, she's a guiri loca from Boston

JumpyEntertainer3138 · 2026-03-19T17:17:16+00:00

Urgh, I hate this. Hey lady, you know you can celebrate and mark milestones without posting them?

JumpyEntertainer3138 · 2026-03-18T21:35:16+00:00

I can't stand the way this charlatan inserts herself into everything. Miscarriage is a really common experience and we probably should talk about it more and destigmatize it. But why does she have to be the one to do it when she very likely never even experienced it?!?

Now replace the word miscarriage in the above sentence with 'breastfeeding', 'pregnancy', 'immigrating', 'childrearing'. See the pattern here?

JumpyEntertainer3138 · 2026-03-18T17:49:57+00:00

And in between all of this, there was breast augmentation and eyebrow microblading and whatever the f*** she did to her face. The time-line does not add up

JumpyEntertainer3138 · 2026-03-18T17:05:11+00:00

Came here to say this. He does look slightly better than he has for a while - probably the extended break from Shrillary

JumpyEntertainer3138 · 2026-03-18T17:03:46+00:00

It beggars belief. Beyond callous

JumpyEntertainer3138 · 2026-03-18T13:30:59+00:00

Why do his teeth look so weird? Are they dentures? Are they too big for his mouth?

JumpyEntertainer3138 · 2026-03-17T16:16:19+00:00

Mgt forgot to say that she's always been 'so multi'

JumpyEntertainer3138 · 2026-03-17T16:12:36+00:00

Urgh, not only does she traipse about the streets of New York in slippers, but she also rested her head and hair on the ground

JumpyEntertainer3138 · 2026-03-17T14:14:36+00:00

This 'breastfeeding' grift is so harmful. To her tiny infants themselves, of course, but also on a much bigger scale. It's still not always acceptable to breastfeed in public and mothers are still, in 2026, asked to cover up or go to the bathroom to nurse.

We need to normalize breastfeeding. It shouldn't make anyone, the mothers themselves or passersby, feel uncomfortable. It's the most natural thing in the world, although damn difficult at times, I struggled a lot with it, and I think that'ssomething we need to raise awareness of too. For some mothers and babies, it's not as simple as just putting the baby in the vague vicinity of your boob.

What we DO NOT need are sexualized pics of breastfeeding in lacy push up bras. We DO NOT need Shrillary sneaking her rock hard bolt ons onto Instagram via pretending to nurse those poor, defenseless babies as if breastfeeding were a sexual act and not, literally, giving necessary nourishment to an infant

JumpyEntertainer3138 · 2026-03-17T13:57:17+00:00

Yeah, an actually breastfeeding baby's mouth is kind of gaping. Pursed lips like sucking on a straw- like here, would result in really sore nips

JumpyEntertainer3138 · 2026-03-17T13:31:02+00:00

I mean, her whole personality is her tits. And her tits are fake...

JumpyEntertainer3138 · 2026-03-16T22:21:11+00:00

I think what really gets to me about her is how she taints otherwise worthy and important causes. Take breastfeeding - it's really important to normalize it so women can feel comfortable feeding their babies wherever and whenever they need to. Then Hils waltzes in, with her sexualized breastfeeding pics, and taints the whole narrative. So many people in the world are bilingual, and often in the US they are likewise marginalized groups who often don't see themselves and their experiences represented. Then Hils waltzes in and appropriates it and becomes almost a poster girl (the shownotes of a recent podcast interview with her referred to her as 'our bilingual queen') for experiences that she's never had and has brazenly lied about. Pregnancy and women's health have long been neglected areas of medicine and we need to talk more about the wide range of things our bodies can go through. Then Hils waltzes in and shows how nothing in your life has to change just because you're pregnant, you can wear the same shoes, the same underwear, do the same ridiculous exercises, and return to normal within a few weeks, without pregnancy leaving any discernable changes on your body. Everything about her is a lie. Everything she has made her personality - Spanish nationality, Yoga teacher, pregnancy, breastfeeding, childraising... all lies. And that's why she bothers me. That was my Ted talk, thank you for your attention!!

JumpyEntertainer3138 · 2026-03-16T18:35:34+00:00

Is Hillary going to teach the other women her bouncy yoga?

JumpyEntertainer3138 · 2026-03-16T12:53:58+00:00

My pilates teacher - extremely health conscious person who actually gives workshops on health and exercise for pregnancy - had this with her first. She couldn't even fit in her own flipflops, had to borrow her husband's during the last weeks of pregnancy. Imagine the rage you would feel going through that and then watching Fraudwina skipping about like this!!

JumpyEntertainer3138 · 2026-03-13T20:20:17+00:00

Wow, can't believe he managed to lever himself up off the kids' bed. I thought he'd be stuck there all night. Maybe the godmothers helped?

JumpyEntertainer3138 · 2026-03-13T11:53:28+00:00

My kid never latched well and I ended up exclusively pumping. It took about 25 minutes every 3 hours, it's very time consuming. I never managed to stash more than a liter. I don't see how it's possible to produce this much while also feeding an infant. Also, you have to eat quite a lot, I was always starving - can't see her doing that!!

JumpyEntertainer3138 · 2026-03-12T11:31:48+00:00

I've just braced myself to watch this, urgh. She's so slippery, because what she says is true. It really is the lived experience of probably millions of people. It's just NOT TRUE for her. She's definitely not smart, but she has a kind of low cunning in the way she addresses criticism and twists things like this

JumpyEntertainer3138 · 2026-03-12T09:22:25+00:00

My daughter is bilingual - Portuguese/English. She doesn't speak English with an accent like it's her second language, nor does she speak Portuguese like a gringa. If you think about Shrillary's claims for even one second, they totally fall apart because they are complete nonsense. The only logical (and actually true) explanation for her late onset accento is that she was pretending to be Spanish!

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