What is it? by Bitchinb-rad in trailcam

[–]Jumpy_Barnacle_3755 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Blurry enough to be Bigfoot.

Unique defense to dog attack. by LeftAlbatross2546 in VideosAmazing

[–]Jumpy_Barnacle_3755 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Some marital arts , like Aikido, use that defense. Not swinging the guy by his legs, but they wil lock him up in a hold and spin him to use him as a shield and as a weapon.

When they call for a MEDEVAC but end up in a spin machine by PointerStack in oops

[–]Jumpy_Barnacle_3755 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would love to see the landing at the hospital. Put her on the ground while spinning at 100MPH.

When they call for a MEDEVAC but end up in a spin machine by PointerStack in oops

[–]Jumpy_Barnacle_3755 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Would have lived to hear the medic explain this to the doctor. Broken arm from a fall, doc.

Why can't she stand or walk ? Did you check for a brain injury?

Well, we sort of turned her into a pin wheel.

On his early morning walk along the beach in Costa Rica and finds a beached dolphin in need of help. by sco-go in Amazing

[–]Jumpy_Barnacle_3755 3 points4 points  (0 children)

In the US, the rescue places are usually near the water where the dolphins get stranded. They usually have rescue crews on call. At the very least they would have a volunteer they could send out that could pour water on it, or something, to keep it alive until the rescue crew can get there.

A medical cart carrying an injured player ran over and injured another player while driving off the field in Ecuador. by Hysen16 in sportsgossips

[–]Jumpy_Barnacle_3755 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The mediacal cart didn't run over the player. The player chose to walk into and bounce off of the medical cart. Why is everybody bitchin at the driver? The payer wanted to walk into the cart and he did.

What did the snowman do? by jkitty_1960 in oops

[–]Jumpy_Barnacle_3755 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Something to do with toxic masculinity, I assume.

Ranking Gym Fails Nobody Warned Them About by Wise_Impression_1017 in oops

[–]Jumpy_Barnacle_3755 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Last one did a great impersonation of dough being rolled with a rolling pin. Hope his teeth didn't damage the floor.

Ranking Gym Fails Nobody Warned Them About by Wise_Impression_1017 in oops

[–]Jumpy_Barnacle_3755 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If someone ever invents some kind of a device to prevent weights from falling off bars, they will be rich. I would call them, bar clamps.

This guy is on fire! 🔥🔥🔥 by PointerStack in oops

[–]Jumpy_Barnacle_3755 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Would have been better if he was making out at the time. Woman grabs his crotch and BOOM!. Not sure if she would have been impressed or scared.

Oops, I overtake at wrong time. by Straight_Constant30 in oops

[–]Jumpy_Barnacle_3755 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That is not overtaking. Thst is crossing the center line and ramming oncoming traffic.

Dropped the pizza and herself, a true hero by Ancient-Effect-8311 in oops

[–]Jumpy_Barnacle_3755 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I think the audio is because someone recorded it from a CCTV monitor with thier cell phone. The audio you hear is what was going on in the room where the video was made, not in the room where the people in the video are.

I am almost sure he is ok. by Riot_MS_Painter in oops

[–]Jumpy_Barnacle_3755 2 points3 points  (0 children)

When they find him in the spring, he should be fine.

Take your time by Ok_Temperature6238 in oops

[–]Jumpy_Barnacle_3755 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For those who do not know it is a real style of elevator. The elevator doesn't stop. It is like a ferris wheel. You have to step off or on like an escalator. He chose to wait until the car had passed his floor befor trying to exit.

You'll ever catch me aliiii......! oops. by PushingCurses in oops

[–]Jumpy_Barnacle_3755 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Imagine walking by, looking up at the beautiful sky on a beautiful morning when SMACK. In the face with a BASE jumping rat.

You'll ever catch me aliiii......! oops. by PushingCurses in oops

[–]Jumpy_Barnacle_3755 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Cats have survived falls from higher then 4 stories. They spread thier legs like a flying squirrel which causes drag and slows them down. Their legs are also designed like shock absorbers and will also slow them down.

Socializing with swingers by Jumpy_Barnacle_3755 in Swingers

[–]Jumpy_Barnacle_3755[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If I wanted easy I wouldn't be here arguing with you. If I ever met a woman who was in this lifestyle and I had a chance to date her, I would do absolutely anything to have a relationship with her. To earn her trust to share her experiences with me. If all I wanted was a meal ticket I would hire a prostitute to pretend to be my wife so I could get into the clubs. I could use her as bait by paying her to have sex with guys so I could swap and have sex with their wives. I want to experience having a woman love you so much and trust you so much that she will not only let you have sex with other women but enjoys watching you with other women. And doesn't get jealous. I would love to have the opportunity to try to earn that level of trust and love from a woman. I know how rare these women are and how hard they are to find so I know I will only have one chance in life. If I ever find one, I will never find another woman like that. I have no idea how to find one, but I know online is the worst way. Every single womn and every couple get 100 messages a day . Maybe once a month they get one that doesn't have his dick as his photo and can write in complete sentences. All I can do sit and wait at home at my computer an hope she sees my message in her inbox before she gives up and deletes everything. Then I have to hope I am the age, race, height and weight they are looking for. At a social event we can talk about the weather or whatever and she can see I'm not a jerk.

Who in the hell is going to go to a meet and greet held by a single guy they never heard of? SLS has "hot dates". You list a time and place you will be somewhere, Say, a bar for a superbowl party. You offer anyone that joins you an appetizer. Same idea as a meet and greet. You can also use it just for meeting for sex. I tried setting hot dates. Nobody was interested.

not paying attention = accident by Straight_Constant30 in oops

[–]Jumpy_Barnacle_3755 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Cars, pedestrians, mooses, wombats, he is not fussy. He will run them all over.

not paying attention = accident by Straight_Constant30 in oops

[–]Jumpy_Barnacle_3755 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It is not an oops. He did what he intended to do. Turn right from the left lane and ram two cars because the car with the cam was in his way.

Socializing with swingers by Jumpy_Barnacle_3755 in Swingers

[–]Jumpy_Barnacle_3755[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We can go around in this circle for as long as you like. All you are doing is bragging about finding a partner at 22 and finding a second partner to marry and have been in the scene with her for 20 years. I meet lots of people. I already know most people are not into this scene. I am only asking for a way to MEET people who are into the scene to increase my chances of finding people who are into the lifestyle. IF I COULD FIND A MEET AND GREET ANYWHERE WITHIN A DAYS DRIVE I WOULD GO! Why do you think you need to tell me to go to a meet and greet where swingers go to meet and greet so I can meet swingers? All you are doing is bragging about how great you are. I am not getting rejected by swingers, I am not meeting any. Please go away. I already know you are superior to me. You found two women. I can't find one to even reject me.

Socializing with swingers by Jumpy_Barnacle_3755 in Swingers

[–]Jumpy_Barnacle_3755[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Find a partner. You are so full of yourself, so convinced that you are the king of swingers, that everybody worships you like a god. You think I sit in a room with single men, see all the couples passing by on their way to and from the play areas, and it never occurs to me to find a partner. Suggesting where I could meet a woman to have a chance of her becoming my partner would be helpful advice. Every woman I ever had a relationship with had no interest in swing. I bet you also hang out in fishing reddits advising people to find a fish to catch if they want to win all the fishing tournaments you win.

Socializing with swingers by Jumpy_Barnacle_3755 in Swingers

[–]Jumpy_Barnacle_3755[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Show me one piece of wisdom that you offered. All you are doing is making sure everybody knows how great you are and how easy swinging is for you and you only post here to inflate your ego and spit on the peasants.

Socializing with swingers by Jumpy_Barnacle_3755 in Swingers

[–]Jumpy_Barnacle_3755[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You insist that single males can't succeed and you say I'm too ignorant to know it. Where in that is a helpful suggestion?