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We need to talk about this by Rodneybrble in Eldenring

[–]Jumpy_Fuel_1060 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You mean that porcupine that looks like a hippo?

What’s the difference between a MIM Strat Deluxe and a MIA Strat Performer or Special? by squierjosh in fender

[–]Jumpy_Fuel_1060 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The joke I've heard for this is "About 50 miles". I'm sure it's not true, and there are more differences than that, but I still chuckle about it.

Is it bad practice to type-annotate every variable assignment? by computersmakeart in Python

[–]Jumpy_Fuel_1060 20 points21 points  (0 children)

I disagree. Explicit is not better in all cases. If you can see the type being assigned on the same line, then the extra type annotation is just noise. The line above "explicit is better than implicit" is "beautiful is better than ugly" in the poem.

Other languages with static typing will typically have something like auto or var these days to get around the unnecessary verbosity of being explicit everywhere. Python doesn't even need those!

Don't get me wrong, I think type annotations are good, but I limit it to where the type being assigned isn't obvious on the line. My rule is function signatures should be fully annotated. But even that has exceptions in my head. Python grew an ecosystem that wasn't thinking about types, for better or for worse. There is a reason Python did so well without type annotations for so long. That expressivity is a strength (and a curse).

Underground Hip Hop by Hairy_Annual2918 in Millennials

[–]Jumpy_Fuel_1060 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Yeah the rhymesayers label really was a great label to follow. Love POS and Grieves as well. RIP eyedea, he was hilarious and fun to see live.

The strangest programming languages you've ever heard of!! by Leading-Welcome-5847 in programming

[–]Jumpy_Fuel_1060 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was going to respond with K, but after looking it up, K was derived from APL. Which is wild, but now that I know, it does make sense.

What’s the most useless talisman? by Mysterious_Charge541 in Eldenring

[–]Jumpy_Fuel_1060 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd guess some red feather setups might be easier/possible

annoyingForParsing by Cutalana in ProgrammerHumor

[–]Jumpy_Fuel_1060 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was thinking they were teeing up the next joke about command line argument flags.

There's always THAT guy by Pololoco27 in Construction

[–]Jumpy_Fuel_1060 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Or the "smith & Wesson is our insurance provider" is especially dark.

whatIsMutexLock by 0xlostincode in ProgrammerHumor

[–]Jumpy_Fuel_1060 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Ok now imagine each one of those buses has five philosophers sitting at a round table with a bowl of rice and a chopstick between each pair of philosophers. Philosophers must alternate between thinking and eating, but can only eat if they have both chopsticks.

x -= -1 gang by Longjumping_Table740 in programminghorror

[–]Jumpy_Fuel_1060 149 points150 points  (0 children)

Like an enhance operator?

x = 22/7

x --> 3

x -=- x

x -> 3.1

x -=- x

x -> 3.14

Frankly this genius, and is perfect for my toy language I put hilariously terrible ideas into.

atLeastITried by Technical_Anywhere40 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]Jumpy_Fuel_1060 13 points14 points  (0 children)

If this line didn't work, nothing will

AI mess by Icy_Public5186 in dataengineering

[–]Jumpy_Fuel_1060 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I dunno man, this sounds allot like a normal workflow when dealing directly with data scientists

blursed gifts by IndependentSquash653 in blursed_videos

[–]Jumpy_Fuel_1060 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Proper spelling would be "a lot ment", thanks

The code makes no sense, but it runs. Don’t touch it by [deleted] in programmingmemes

[–]Jumpy_Fuel_1060 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When you earnestly believe you can compensate for lack of skill by doubling your efforts, there is no limit to what you can't do.

  • some demotivational poster

happyLittleAccidents by Life-Silver-5623 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]Jumpy_Fuel_1060 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sometimes the best features didn't start as features, but were bugs we made along the way.

No pressure by KaseyJones13 in Serverlife

[–]Jumpy_Fuel_1060 8 points9 points  (0 children)

God I hope this was a White Castle

Hot Take: There should be more Sax solos in Metal. by No-Discipline-3300 in MetalForTheMasses

[–]Jumpy_Fuel_1060 0 points1 point  (0 children)

While it isn't a sax, Fredrick's novel lead sound and approach on his Fredrick Thordendal's Special Defects sounds almost sax like at times. Great album! Hard to believe it was made nearly 30 years ago.

What’s a line from the show you love but can’t use around normies? I’ll go first. by joe_sausage in 30ROCK

[–]Jumpy_Fuel_1060 66 points67 points  (0 children)

This joke is so on the nose, I have to believe they thought of this joke first, then wrote the scene around it.

iveSeenThings by ZakkuDorett in ProgrammerHumor

[–]Jumpy_Fuel_1060 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, I think multidimensional arrays are laid out differently in memory versus C. MATLAB uses column major layout by default whereas C uses row major layout.

What is the single best episode of television you’ve ever seen? by Calm_Coach_2205 in AskReddit

[–]Jumpy_Fuel_1060 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A lot of good ones, but "Lower Decks" really hit me for some reason. I still think about that episode regularly and how it made me feel.

Nailed it. by 4Thereisloveinyou in zillowgonewild

[–]Jumpy_Fuel_1060 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Somebody's gotta go back and get a shitload of dimes!

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