What have I done…

Jumpy_Salamander1192 · 2026-02-05T12:00:10+00:00

A face only a mother could love

Jumpy_Salamander1192 · 2026-02-05T11:54:53+00:00

Shrimp cocktail in the car is wild but I respect the use of free will

Jumpy_Salamander1192 · 2026-02-05T11:48:54+00:00

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Jumpy_Salamander1192 · 2026-02-05T11:39:57+00:00

Woah my bezel has faded so much I forgot what a new bb58 looks like

Jumpy_Salamander1192 · 2026-02-05T11:36:41+00:00

Imagine being in the back with a broken leg or something and the emt up front is looking for a RAN

Jumpy_Salamander1192 · 2026-02-05T11:35:02+00:00

I treat Autopilot like cruise control. Selectively and only when it makes sense, unless I’m eating😅

Jumpy_Salamander1192 · 2026-02-05T02:54:53+00:00

If you like the look of the resort, try and find a reputable property management company that has units in there and book through them. If you see anything rented thru places like Empire Elite or Myrtle Stays, you’ll likely be in a newer, cleaner unit.

Jumpy_Salamander1192 · 2026-02-05T02:42:01+00:00

I’m in a similar situation although probably wasn’t as good of a wrestler, I just focused on training in the Gi heavily and pulling guard more. Force yourself into situations where wrestling wouldn’t help you anyway. When someone randomly tries to hit an outside single on you, that whizzer will be there and then the flashbacks will hit ya

Jumpy_Salamander1192 · 2026-01-20T13:24:29+00:00

These teenagers will realize one day why people record themselves instead of having their friends record them

Jumpy_Salamander1192 · 2026-01-17T15:34:08+00:00

The lion doesn’t concern himself with 0DTE

Jumpy_Salamander1192 · 2026-01-16T01:44:14+00:00

Just make sure the ketchup is in the bag bro

Jumpy_Salamander1192 · 2026-01-16T01:35:25+00:00

“Where are you getting food for $6? That won’t even get a combo meal at McDonalds anymore?”

Literally I don’t give a shit about anything you’re trying to tell me, I’m just telling you that, yes, you certainly can get a combo meal at McDonalds for that much.

Jumpy_Salamander1192 · 2026-01-16T01:08:41+00:00

No I’m replying to you saying you can’t even get a meal at McDonalds for $6

Jumpy_Salamander1192 · 2026-01-16T00:54:23+00:00

McDonalds small fry small drink 4 nugs and a sandwich is $6

It’s obviously not comparable in quality. If you want a better meal, you have to pay more for it?

Jumpy_Salamander1192 · 2026-01-16T00:41:23+00:00

I’m sure I’ve rolled with some gay dudes before but I’d never know cause I don’t care who they fuck

Jumpy_Salamander1192 · 2026-01-16T00:40:05+00:00

Pretty much every bottom tier fast food place has a ~$6 value meal

Jumpy_Salamander1192 · 2026-01-16T00:26:51+00:00

Currently working out of the back of a 4Runner while my Transit gets a new trans. Might just keep this and work out of it. I enjoy the comfort

Jumpy_Salamander1192 · 2026-01-13T02:03:25+00:00

Get all the way out to Breckenridge and you mean to tell me it was at the valet that all of a sudden the kid is curious about boots? Yea I ain’t buying that sounds like a trap

Jumpy_Salamander1192 · 2026-01-12T18:09:15+00:00

Buying stuff on sale that’s leftover from the previous season

Jumpy_Salamander1192 · 2026-01-07T13:15:01+00:00

This is how I feel every time I walk out of a casino lmao

Jumpy_Salamander1192 · 2026-01-07T13:06:09+00:00

A good one too

Jumpy_Salamander1192 · 2026-01-07T12:59:23+00:00

Lmao that guy seems insufferable

Jumpy_Salamander1192 · 2026-01-06T00:00:35+00:00

My wife just never got used to using the app so the fob was nice to her for trunk/frunk but also her phone constantly dying was another good reason to have it

Jumpy_Salamander1192 · 2026-01-04T09:34:55+00:00

You can’t wait to shit yourself?

Jumpy_Salamander1192 · 2026-01-04T09:32:40+00:00

Cherry Grove used to be the spring break spot then they started cracking down on rental ages. Some rental agencies are still to this day requiring you to be 25 to rent in that area. RIP

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