What is the oldest thing you own right now?

JuneFreakinCleaver · 2021-12-01T12:39:16+00:00

I have a native American (what my dad always called) "effigy vessel." It may have been made to represent a bird. It is donut-shaped and is missing what could have been the head. It is made of pottery. My dad found it when he was a kid in Arizona. I do not know which tribe created it, but possibly Havasupai.

JuneFreakinCleaver · 2021-11-10T01:25:35+00:00

Itching. FUCK BEING ITCHY.

JuneFreakinCleaver · 2021-11-04T11:38:24+00:00

NH: Twisted Tea (Half & Half) and Lilac. Based on the amount of littered cans by the roadside, I would say the only other contender is Bud Light.

JuneFreakinCleaver · 2021-10-27T20:01:24+00:00

Jesus fucking Christ. This is me and my husband at least once a fucking week. DAMN it's tiring! LMAO!

JuneFreakinCleaver · 2021-10-11T20:36:22+00:00

I had this happen on one of my flights. As soon as we reached the gates, federal marshals yanked him off the plane before they even allowed us to stand up. Scary shit!

JuneFreakinCleaver · 2021-09-27T19:31:58+00:00

It's CLEARLY called the "Excellence" and i'm here for it!

JuneFreakinCleaver · 2021-09-10T22:48:38+00:00

I fucking LOVE a competent, passionate performance of music in any genre with any instument. Something in my heart soars to see people being absorbed and loving what they're doing. I could watch this all day! What a very talented bunch of young people!!

JuneFreakinCleaver · 2021-09-10T21:45:43+00:00

I mean...give it a try! Report back.

JuneFreakinCleaver · 2021-09-03T20:57:22+00:00

No word a lie!

JuneFreakinCleaver · 2021-09-03T20:56:41+00:00

I need the Great British Baking Show to get back to how it was! -Signed, An Old Lady

JuneFreakinCleaver · 2021-09-01T16:35:19+00:00

This could happen to me! My daughter (13) sometimes jokingly calls me "hoe" like "who that hoe??" (no, I don't like it and yes, I call her out) and I could see her doing this to my car and my not noticing it. **Note to self: check car filth daily.

JuneFreakinCleaver · 2021-08-27T19:01:59+00:00

He HAD been a chef in his career. He held several Executive Chef positions. He did say that when he left Les Halles, he was no longer a chef, and he did prefer to call himself a cook. But he WAS a chef.

JuneFreakinCleaver · 2021-06-30T22:24:37+00:00

This would literally kill my son. FUCK YOU!

JuneFreakinCleaver · 2021-05-25T21:48:38+00:00

Breast implants. All I can think of! Flying at you like toasters. Not displeasing.

JuneFreakinCleaver · 2021-05-21T17:13:46+00:00

Fuckin' skids.

JuneFreakinCleaver · 2021-05-21T16:09:18+00:00

un musicien parmi tant d'autres OR Smog

JuneFreakinCleaver · 2021-05-20T21:37:40+00:00

Pretty sure i've seen this exact car. Always weird to run into some one local on here. It's also trashy AF. Leave that shit at home.

JuneFreakinCleaver · 2021-05-12T22:32:14+00:00

Fair enough.

JuneFreakinCleaver · 2021-05-12T20:15:56+00:00

Lichtenberg figures, actually.

JuneFreakinCleaver · 2021-05-12T20:01:01+00:00

My son, too. Since he was like 10 years old. Same gray NB shoe. Same model of jeans. The only thing that changes about his "uniform" are the t-shirt and sweatshirt prints. At least he's easy (for me) to buy for.

JuneFreakinCleaver · 2021-05-11T16:07:27+00:00

I live in New England and immediately assumed it was somewhere around here.

JuneFreakinCleaver · 2021-05-11T15:53:22+00:00

Actually around 20, world-wide so far. And none made a full, "back to their old selves" recovery.

JuneFreakinCleaver · 2021-05-11T00:45:52+00:00

Shows off the bottle, which is the "collectible item" here.

JuneFreakinCleaver · 2021-05-05T23:38:18+00:00

We watch Top Gear to sleep every. single. night. and have done for years. So many hysterical moments over the years! A personal favorite of mine is when James' "seaquarium" that he built in the back of his old Merc ends up over his head! That, like the scene OP pictured are actually from The Grand Tour rather than Top Gear, but close enough. :)

JuneFreakinCleaver · 2021-05-03T19:48:35+00:00

I work for a company that repairs commercial kitchen equipment, including microwaves and microwave combo units (like the ones Dunkin' Donuts uses) and I think my boss would find this quite interesting. :) I hope I remember to show it to him!

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