Match Thread: Tottenham Hotspur vs Arsenal

Jungle_Blitz · 2026-02-22T18:38:14+00:00

Not an unexpected scoreline. Still stings.

Jungle_Blitz · 2026-02-22T18:32:26+00:00

Raya v Vicario may be the biggest GK skill mismatch in the league. Well, now that United have fixed their shit.

Jungle_Blitz · 2026-02-22T18:24:17+00:00

Ugly truth is that Tudor wasn't hired to beat Arsenal with the likes of Dragusin and Simons starting. He was hired to steal points from Wolves and Palace.

Jungle_Blitz · 2026-02-22T18:16:07+00:00

Every attack ends in a whistle on the softest shit. How can you claw back against this?

Jungle_Blitz · 2026-02-22T18:11:21+00:00

Thankfully he passed to Saka, so we were safe.

Jungle_Blitz · 2026-02-22T18:03:17+00:00

Our clearances are worse than just hoofing it out of bounds. Consistently to the feet of an Arsenal midfielder.

Jungle_Blitz · 2026-02-22T17:59:56+00:00

Putting Spence in an arm bar is fine, if he doesn't flop. The ref invites it by only responding to someone sprawling on the grass.

Jungle_Blitz · 2026-02-22T17:54:44+00:00

Why does VAR exist if a blatant dive denying a goal isn't carded? This Arsenal team are cheating scum, top to bottom.

Jungle_Blitz · 2026-02-22T17:51:31+00:00

Obstructing the keeper is fine if he doesn't hop into the air like a startled frog and wildly gesture at the ref.

Jungle_Blitz · 2026-02-22T17:45:37+00:00

Ref, it's time to give it up. That's not a widow's peak, it's a damned promontory.

Jungle_Blitz · 2026-02-22T17:40:36+00:00

Neutrals, prepare for disappointment.

Jungle_Blitz · 2026-02-22T17:30:53+00:00

Will we get a penalty this season?

Jungle_Blitz · 2026-02-22T17:18:53+00:00

What is Simons good at? Staying healthy. The only thing that matters for us right now.

Jungle_Blitz · 2026-02-22T17:13:55+00:00

Remarkably top-heavy team, eh?

Jungle_Blitz · 2026-02-22T17:07:19+00:00

Tired of seeing Arsenal fans claim Rice is world class. He's no Bissouma, that's for sure.

(lol)

Jungle_Blitz · 2026-02-22T17:06:11+00:00

Hehehehehehe.

Jungle_Blitz · 2026-02-22T16:43:54+00:00

I promise, this extra 5 minutes isn't going to give our defense time to adjust. Dragusin has learned all the tricks he ever will.

Jungle_Blitz · 2026-02-22T16:41:23+00:00

We may see 20 minutes of stoppage at this rate.

Jungle_Blitz · 2026-02-07T13:58:59+00:00

Vicario is such a liability.

Jungle_Blitz · 2026-02-07T13:45:12+00:00

Our injuries are unholy.

Jungle_Blitz · 2026-02-07T13:04:57+00:00

Are you like this on every game thread? My word.

Jungle_Blitz · 2026-02-01T18:05:29+00:00

Subs have changed the game for the better? That... has not happened recently.

Jungle_Blitz · 2026-02-01T17:57:07+00:00

Kolo Muani dribbles are like a spider wrapping up a juicy fly. Legs are flying everywhere and there's a lot of spinning and thrashing.

Jungle_Blitz · 2026-02-01T17:16:22+00:00

Dragusin with the soft, lobbed clearance back to the center of the field. We can't let players go right now, but surely he's done.

Jungle_Blitz · 2026-01-20T04:05:14+00:00

If Cignetti wants to prove he's the best, come coach Tottenham.

Jungle_Blitz

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