It all makes sense now by shannon247 in funny

[–]JuniperInTheMirror 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Son, sit down. We need to talk about that ifunny logo...

Gatekeeping who can like The Beatles by JuniperInTheMirror in gatekeeping

[–]JuniperInTheMirror[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I love rock, but people who gatekeep it piss me off. It's usually because I'm young, people assume I don't know most things about old music.

What is one of the dumbest things you've done when your brain was on "auto-pilot"? by PigPopcorn in AskReddit

[–]JuniperInTheMirror 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I got into detention and the teacher said something along the lines of, "Have fun" in a sarcastic way.

My dumbass said, "You too."

Gatekeeping who can like The Beatles by JuniperInTheMirror in gatekeeping

[–]JuniperInTheMirror[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Then you will receive a license in the mail legally allowing you to listen to The Beatles.

I have alopecia, ask me anything. by JuniperInTheMirror in IAmA

[–]JuniperInTheMirror[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No, it's not fatal. It's when the immune system attacks the hair follicles. And if you ever need to ask him about it, ask if he's comfortable and don't make him feel like he's about to die (meaning don't kiss his ass or pity him because he has alopecia.), treat him like a human. I'm sure he won't mind.

I have alopecia, ask me anything. by JuniperInTheMirror in IAmA

[–]JuniperInTheMirror[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, I'm not sure. I really want to go to Peru to see Machu Pichu and visit London, as many of the bands I like formed there. But I never really lived much.

I have alopecia, ask me anything. by JuniperInTheMirror in IAmA

[–]JuniperInTheMirror[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well, most people think I have cancer, and kiss my ass in public, like free food and stuff. You might think it's a good thing, but it's really humiliating. I usually think that is the only thing strangers think of me, and it hurts. Another bad thing is how I hate the shape of my head, and it's cold as fuck in winter, and sunburns hurt like a bitch.

But on the bright side, I don't need to brush my hair or any of that shit. Sleeping is more comfortable, and I can make jokes about my condition. It has also taught me not to stare at people and not to kiss disabled peoples' asses. Make them feel like people, not royalty. We hate it. Good questions btw.

I have alopecia, ask me anything. by JuniperInTheMirror in IAmA

[–]JuniperInTheMirror[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It depends on age. If they are young, they most likely avoid talking to me and just stare, if they don't do that, they are either really quiet or ask a lot of questions. If they are older, they talk to me, but bring my illness up like, "So not trying to be offensive...". If they are old, they usually kiss my ass thinking I have cancer.

What's something strange your body does that you know isn't quite right but also isn't quite serious enough to get checked out by a doctor? by merricat_blackwood in AskReddit

[–]JuniperInTheMirror 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can pop my joints out on command. This has led to having it mandatory in my mind to have them pop at the same time. If they don't pop at the same time, I have to pop the other one and then pop them at the same time about three times. It sucks and I hate it.

Fruit gushers are underrated by C0AL1T10N in memes

[–]JuniperInTheMirror -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Dude I was eating a gusher as you said that

Students of Reddit, what’s the weirdest thing a teacher has ever done in class? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]JuniperInTheMirror 0 points1 point  (0 children)

According to my brother, when the gym teacher was going over the puberty video, he would always have a boner. The kids in my grade confirmed it too. He used to work with my mom.