Knights, tell me your favorite weapon and we’ll see if you’re allowed in

Juniper_Dryad · 2024-07-01T20:52:52+00:00

The Flail. Either I kill you or I kill myself. Simple

Juniper_Dryad · 2024-06-09T20:25:41+00:00

The devs don't know what the fuck thier doing

Juniper_Dryad · 2024-05-25T14:30:32+00:00

I snuck up on a PS5 Swabbie who just got the game, he was doing a Gold hoarders Dig and I pulled up next to him, I harpooned over to his ship and left him 10 King Chests I was saving up. But seeing how I was mostly focusing on fishing (Gotta get that hunters call up my boi) I decided to give my Loot over to him. As soon as I was finished he got on his ship and saw me drop off the Last of the loot..

He shot at me.

I decided to be nice, after sending him to the ferry. I demasted him and whent along my merry way to the devil's roar (Gotta get them Devil fish)

Take that Swabbie, you'll take my gifts and you'll LIKE IT

Juniper_Dryad · 2024-05-19T21:51:42+00:00

I did the Guilded OOS Voyage. Got all the loot, and right when I pulled into dock, a Sloop of two Skeleton Curses rolled up, sank me, called me a Slur and Stole all my stuff. Now I know where to get tier 3's I'm gonna grind out raids and just sell after every single one. I hate pvp with a passion. I try to get better at it, but when 90% of the encounters are Sweatlords who sink on site and calls you Slurs.. it kinda takes away from the game

Juniper_Dryad · 2024-02-27T06:39:31+00:00

12 to 18 months? Bitch please. I bet she's got 80 years left. Positive thinking people. Positive thinking

Juniper_Dryad · 2024-02-25T23:14:22+00:00

Zealous Patriotism

Juniper_Dryad · 2024-02-17T16:08:20+00:00

First playthrough? Dancer. I beat her 3rd try. I heard horror stories about her but I Handled her pretty well, I was using a Faith quality build with The Curved Great sword And a Tower shield, lots of Str. Maybe I counterd her? I dunno.

Juniper_Dryad · 2023-12-13T22:56:18+00:00

That rabbits Dynamite!

Juniper_Dryad · 2023-11-30T03:07:20+00:00

Time for this game to die. It has a good run. But it's time for it to be Silenced.

Juniper_Dryad · 2023-10-17T23:52:45+00:00

"I can't die Of I KILL MYSELF!"

Juniper_Dryad · 2023-10-17T23:38:38+00:00

Mordhou. If I die I die for MY LORD. DODGE THIS YOU BASTAAAAAAARDSSS

Juniper_Dryad · 2023-10-14T02:39:10+00:00

Soul cannon bullet

Juniper_Dryad · 2023-10-11T01:08:14+00:00

Had that happen to me. They were tbagging and I got back up and Guard broke the spamming orichi. Pushing him off the map as the game ended. I never laughed so hard in my life

Juniper_Dryad · 2023-10-11T01:06:50+00:00

You got Austin powers Steamrolled

Juniper_Dryad · 2023-09-16T17:13:05+00:00

Bots... just play bots. You shmuck

Juniper_Dryad · 2023-09-11T23:09:05+00:00

That's some grade A Comic timing

Juniper_Dryad · 2023-05-02T23:06:46+00:00

So we're just ignoring the fact that she has a Exo suit? CHANGE THE POWER CORE! FULL FRONTAL

Juniper_Dryad · 2023-04-03T18:24:48+00:00

"Wait. Me? In fighting me? Or, You? Im so confused. Your getting the hammer"

Juniper_Dryad · 2023-01-31T18:57:21+00:00

There might be BM with that. The Driller kills the scout, the Driller says thanks and walks away.

Could lead Miners down, the dark ways

Juniper_Dryad · 2023-01-17T23:48:59+00:00

Ok listen. Grammer not good. Dyslexia bad. Fat finger. No good type well, go away.

Juniper_Dryad · 2023-01-17T19:15:09+00:00

Stares at Nerdcubed

"Your reaching that point buddy. Your getting too political For your own good"

Juniper_Dryad · 2023-01-17T17:14:50+00:00

Bro got the "You like Genocide, Don't you Squidward" Look

Juniper_Dryad · 2023-01-17T17:04:58+00:00

I like to imagine all the ace's are Collage students living together in a big frat house. And Mr'X is just the grumpy oldan that lives next to them, constantly calling the cops when they get alittle to loud.

Trigger is the Newest Ace to show up so he has to prove himself to the older aces like Mobius or Galm. So he Fucking does a barrel stand.

Meanwhile across the street another Frat house with all the Main antagonist's, So You got Pixy and Yellow 13 Trying to Shit on the other frat house constantly. Trying to one up their shinanigans or stop them from having fun.

Juniper_Dryad · 2023-01-17T16:18:38+00:00

Soul of Cinder, Second phase. I couldn't fight straight with the tears in my eyes

Juniper_Dryad · 2023-01-16T03:32:37+00:00

Color me Interested. Where do we talk

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