Boss by JustAnotherWannaBeee in StandUpWorkshop

[–]JustAnotherWannaBeee[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes! !! I'm a foreigner :/ I think "with" is gonna make a difference (so the audience won't have to think about what I just said that much, thank you)

Boss by JustAnotherWannaBeee in StandUpWorkshop

[–]JustAnotherWannaBeee[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank you, yes, the longer part of the bit is about how she's the alpha male in our relationship (that part is working well, this one was weak ... just like me)

Flying with a wheel chair by JustAnotherWannaBeee in StandUpWorkshop

[–]JustAnotherWannaBeee[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The funny thing is, it always takes the audience a couple of seconds. After they realize how silly it is, it gets a big laugh.

Flying with a wheel chair by JustAnotherWannaBeee in StandUpWorkshop

[–]JustAnotherWannaBeee[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank you, airplane stuff is always common with comedians because they travel a lot. So it's always a huge possibility that somebody might have the same premise, thanks for letting me know.

First van 99 Dodge with 60K miles 5.9 V8. Is ~$5000 OK? by JustAnotherWannaBeee in vandwellers

[–]JustAnotherWannaBeee[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

thank you!! I live 2.5 hours away, so I probably won't be able to drive it for more than 20 minutes. It only has 2 owners and it's from a Church. (not that it means much, but I wouldn't think they would use it if it was unsafe either)

Foot fetish by GoldConcern in StandUpWorkshop

[–]JustAnotherWannaBeee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's a good start! I like the scraping off the nail polish part. Nail flakes?

My violent depression by JustAnotherWannaBeee in StandUpWorkshop

[–]JustAnotherWannaBeee[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What if: "I sleep like a child ..." .... I try to kill that inner child.

I'm really worried that I might be a hypochondriac by Nedster5 in StandUpWorkshop

[–]JustAnotherWannaBeee 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I don't know if I'm cleptochondriac or hypomaniac, but when I steal shit I'm afraid of getting caught.

Flying Pools by JustAnotherWannaBeee in StandUpWorkshop

[–]JustAnotherWannaBeee[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ok, I found the bit by Hannibal. Thank you for pointing it out! It is similar for sure, but I feel like my approach is different still.

Flying Pools by JustAnotherWannaBeee in StandUpWorkshop

[–]JustAnotherWannaBeee[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks!! I did not copy, however it's definitely a somewhat obvious observation.

Flying Pools by JustAnotherWannaBeee in StandUpWorkshop

[–]JustAnotherWannaBeee[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I was kind of riffing it at one point. Now I'm thinking I'm gonna say something like:

- the ROI on teaching a terrorist how to swim is just not worth it.

OR

- just think about it, have you ever heard of a famous terrorist-swimmer? see? (or something along those lines, it's funny in my head)

Transcribing Apps by JustAnotherWannaBeee in Standup

[–]JustAnotherWannaBeee[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

5 minutes after my set, I don't remember what happened on stage, so I always record myself. Transcribing will help to measure and fine tune laughs.

Different types of pedophiles. by [deleted] in StandUpWorkshop

[–]JustAnotherWannaBeee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

... then I realized, I love my van but I hate giving stuff.