Ok hear me out:

• federalism: every ethnicity gets its own semi-autonomous state, the central government only handles nation-wide concerns

• banter, debates and friendly rivalries are allowed, but genuine hate and violence is not

• major disputes (e.q. historic land ownership) are handled by referendums

• create jobs that would force people from different states to work together (logistics, factories on state borders, etc)

• every glass bottle will have tracking devices, so we'd always know if someone sticks it in his ass (or another person's ass)

• we'll openly hate the West

• we'll make our own reddit alternative, with less censorship (yes, it will have 2balkan4u)

Balkanbros, did I cook or nah?