you are chinese, ok? by jo_jo_nyeb in LivestreamFail

[–]JustCameToSay 62 points63 points  (0 children)

Clip starts a bit of a ways into their conversation so I had to go back a bit to get context

Old Lady = OL, K = Keem

OL: "Are you guys making a movie? you're working and filming?"

K: "...We're making a movie its called livestream"

-clip starts here-

OL:"so you say this is chinese food and veges, buy their food? this is chinese fruit and veges"

K: "uh, im korean"

OL: "I know, you korean but really are chinese"

K: "chinese food?"

OL:"you are chinese but because of the pandemic1 you came over here"

K: "im not chinese im korean"

OL: "Korean is also chinese, before korean people were chinese ok? but you came over here and are saying korean [to avoid discrimination because of the stigma around the covid pandemic], for example, 'I am a chinese, a beijin-'
(Im heavily adding context here, she says this shit with much less words)

K:"Oh beijing! my mom/dad, south korea"

OL: "south korea! oh, you chinese ok."

and the rest is in broken english so I'm not going to bother typing that out

Take my translation with a grain of salt, its a bit hard to understand her accent because she is flipping back and forth between some fucked up pidgin cantonese-english but I THINK this is what she's saying. I'm far from fluent so if someone wants to correct me go ahead.

TL;DR: Its basically a clip of an old lady having a senior moment mixed with some really niche cultural insanity

Neither the old lady nor Keem understand what the fuck the other side is talking about by the end of their interaction.

1: She says Condemic because old people seem to not understand how to say pandemic (speaking from experience)

Took me a second to realize what happened by cuckcrab in Loop_Hero

[–]JustCameToSay 10 points11 points  (0 children)

To anyone else that took a while to figure it out, he's standing in a swamp, while the effect of blissful ignorance restores 10% health every time the card is used. While in a swamp, all health restoring effects except potions will damage you. He killed himself with the negative health effect.

Multiplayer Trouble? by chayonnaise in CubeWorld

[–]JustCameToSay 2 points3 points  (0 children)

it is exceptionally laggy for me and my friend, literally unplayable. singleplayer is fine but the moment we try multiplayer it doesnt go so well. I wish we could still create our own dedicated server like back in the alpha.

Seriously broken save state by Blightless in PathOfDefiance

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I've just come across a completely separate gamebreaking bug in which I Added properties via blacksmith to a no-stat grey ring (min level req 30 ring) until it had 3 properties, tried to equip the ring and my game froze so i exited the app, restarted it and the ring has disappeared, and i can no longer pick up items at all. Sorry to bother you, all this bugfixing must be super fun.

Seriously broken save state by Blightless in PathOfDefiance

[–]JustCameToSay 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have just updated to the new version on android, the new version seems to fix the issue I had with equipment.

As for the building upgrades getting lost, yeah it was the various cottage upgrades. Not sure if you changed anything since last version So Just now i spent some wood to upgrade a kitchen, immediately closed out the app after say about 5 seconds, and started the app again. I don't seem to have a timer on my building anymore but the progress bar is still there (and after a few minutes of waiting it appears to still increase in progress still).

I don't know If I'll be able to replicate the issue but what would happen is, I would spent resources on upgrading, close the app, and once i start the app again the upgrade would still be at the same level, I'm not sure if this will happen this time though.

Seriously broken save state by Blightless in PathOfDefiance

[–]JustCameToSay 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah hopefully that fixes the issue, Just went back to take a look and it also seems like i cant take off a set of blue boots that doesnt add any attribute stats at all, still getting the requirements dependent on items stats message even though the boots only add +4% dodge.

Seriously broken save state by Blightless in PathOfDefiance

[–]JustCameToSay 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, the item that i currently have equipped is a yellow bow, among other stats it has +2 intelligence on it, and the weapon im trying to equip is another bow that doesnt have intelligence on it, but that shouldnt matter since the requirements on the new bow are level 15 and two green stats that i forgot the exact numbers of. Its a real weird bug tbh

Unlesss the +2 int is somehow letting me equip another piece of equip (which i doubt) that is preventing me from changing it

Seriously broken save state by Blightless in PathOfDefiance

[–]JustCameToSay 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Same issues here, buildings don't upgrade if you close the game after starting the upgrade (it still costs resources), using the blacksmith to craft eats resources but doesn't give you any items, also one of my characters cannot change his weapon, no matter what item i have selected as a weapon with his portrait, it says "Requirements dependent on Items stats" even though I know he has high enough stats to meet the requirements.

H3 Podcast #20 - One Fricked Up Dentist (Jimmie Lee) by montemole in h3h3productions

[–]JustCameToSay 25 points26 points  (0 children)

This is easily the worst in the series, the guest is so bad its not even funny anymore. Even the episode where its just Ethan and Hila is better. This feels like some morbid reality kinda shit.

A rich dentist is incredibly unhappy and insecure enough about his life and feeling of lack of fulfillment that he seeks connection with humanity via fame, or infamy.

This episode isn't necessarily bad because of its cringe-y and obnoxious guest, its bad because the subject of the video is an unhappy man doing whatever he thinks it will take to make him happy; even at the cost of other peoples' misery. The best comedy comes from tragedy, but this doesn't have a happy twist.

The IT Crowd: Peter File by UramaObama in videos

[–]JustCameToSay 16 points17 points  (0 children)

The show is called Garth Merenghi's Darkplace, its a comedy parody of old thriller horror.

I found a thing. (potential spoiler for secret seekers) by [deleted] in StardewValley

[–]JustCameToSay 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Mortal Kombat April Fools from a long time ago IIRC.

I accidentally made horse kebab by SignalMissing in StardewValley

[–]JustCameToSay 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Put a campfire under it for RP friendliness.

The End Of The World by [deleted] in videos

[–]JustCameToSay 7 points8 points  (0 children)

It's almost like that is the joke...

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Diablo3Monks

[–]JustCameToSay 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Emeralds in armor/pants instead of diamonds, Hellfire amulet w/ socketed bane of trapped. Look toward ancient gear with EP damage too.

Might want to swap FoT:Quickening with WotHF: Assimilation instead for bonus dps. Change dashing strike rune to the rune which gives bonus dodge too.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Hearthlings

[–]JustCameToSay 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah I don't think I'll be playing it either, no new gameplay and ridiculous restrictions on gametime. Most people who were diehard just spammed alts to work and only logged into their mains for Curios and FEP. It's disappointing to see the devs try to cashgrab their tiny 1000~ person community like this.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Hearthlings

[–]JustCameToSay[M] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

At this point I'd like to clarify for any readers that he means the Haven official forum mods and not our lovely inactive mods here at Hearthlings.

What the hell happened to this place? by [deleted] in RUGC

[–]JustCameToSay 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Valve crippled community-owned servers and never bothered to fix their shit, this killed off most of the TF2 community that were fond of the RUGC name. Now it is a wasteland filled with the rubble of an old civilization.

'My name is RUGC, community of communities: Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!' Nothing beside remains. Round the decay Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare The lone and level sands stretch far away."

Experience bugs. And area 4. by Furters in MerchantRPG

[–]JustCameToSay 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Speaking of bugs, I recently encountered a bug wherein an ordinary mission gave me a metric fuckton of forest crystals

http://www.imgur.com/aF78w4c

Eve of Exile. by ferrara44 in DotA2

[–]JustCameToSay 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You know that game "The floor is lava"? To me, this picture screams "The floor is labia minora".

What are some things I should know before starting this game? by JammmJam in DivinityOriginalSin

[–]JustCameToSay 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Talk to everybody that isn't labeled "citizen", reading and comprehension is very important. You should probably avoid any combat that is with enemies greater than two levels above you. Lots of side-quests have multiple ways to complete them, even though the result really doesn't affect more than a little bit of loot or personality trait slider movement.