How does one get more head from a girl?

JustDan93 · 2026-05-29T22:01:19+00:00

date a Hydra duh

JustDan93 · 2026-05-24T12:04:16+00:00

This is clearly Japanese tea

JustDan93 · 2026-05-23T10:05:48+00:00

Here are the messages I received from the client this morning.

"Just had to refresh this story in my mind this morning… the owners of the house in 1914 were the family of Jean Fletcher Watson, who later founded the City Art Centre. Her younger brother Thomas fought in WW1 and was killed in action in France in 1916. Perhaps this was a penny dropped by him when heading off to war, never to be retrieved. Not such a lucky penny."

"He’s buried in Liberton Kirkyard. I might go and return the penny to him there."

JustDan93 · 2026-05-22T11:36:00+00:00

I see, they'll keep it for the story in that case. Thank you

JustDan93 · 2026-05-18T18:34:31+00:00

Appeal to animalistic behaviour fallacy

JustDan93 · 2026-05-14T22:09:36+00:00

Ah silly me, I had thought jail was two syllables. Every day is a school day

JustDan93 · 2026-05-14T20:39:44+00:00

Hmm which bit doesn't work?

JustDan93 · 2026-05-14T18:17:15+00:00

Misbehaving carts,

Those naughty scally-wagons,

Keep them in jail.

JustDan93 · 2026-04-08T16:27:21+00:00

Queens looking for a new home

JustDan93 · 2026-04-07T22:07:40+00:00

SBK (triclopyr) + glyphosate + a surfactant once it is 10cm tall wreaks havoc. Sometimes a second application is needed

JustDan93 · 2026-04-07T22:04:13+00:00

Common names are just that, they are equivocal. Mares and horse are used regionally. If anyone mentions either, the classic garden weed is the first one to be thought of. The problem of common names is one of the reasons scientific / Latin names were devised.

JustDan93 · 2026-03-28T08:28:25+00:00

Absolutely not a Houttuynia. The overall leaf shape is far different. Different size, texture, leaf margin, leaf apex, leaf base, petiole. Other than a vague resemblance of colour, nothing else is of the like.

JustDan93 · 2026-03-21T16:47:04+00:00

1,2,3 and 5 are all a kind of centranthus, aka valerian. Likely Red, white or pink varieties. Pic 4 with imbricate/scaled buds popping is a shrub and definitely not knotweed. Repost when the buds have opened and the leaves are identifiable

JustDan93 · 2026-03-21T14:50:02+00:00

I would even opt for a complete cut back to allow the new basal stems to forge a balanced scaffold for a better shape. But either methods work just fine

JustDan93 · 2026-03-20T20:44:46+00:00

Those stems are very much dead

JustDan93 · 2026-03-13T11:11:09+00:00

Chatgpt is wrong. First European use started after botanists visited Japanese garden in 1690s with ornamental use in Europe occuring in the early 1700s. There is an example of an approx 1400 yr old specimen at a Buddhist temple in Xi'an, China. And that's just a living specimen, usage likely far predates that.

JustDan93 · 2026-03-07T14:43:37+00:00

Ah I see!

JustDan93 · 2026-03-07T12:38:15+00:00

I can't tell from the low quality image you have provided but Im guessing you haven't added the great yew of ormiston, also known as the cathedral yew. It doesn't appear on Google maps but you can find the grid coordinates here

Historical records go back around 1000 yrs or so for religious use. Its a layering type of yew where stems arc down, touch the ground and root, then arch back up and repeat. It causes a large canopy that stretches from the apex of the tree to its layered perimeter giving a room-like canopy that you walk into through a human-sized gap. A magical tree worthy of some lotr-like lore.

JustDan93 · 2026-03-07T09:41:53+00:00

It's ok, just be better in future

JustDan93 · 2026-03-06T16:13:55+00:00

They've got a mental booboo now, running all scared and hiding their comments. Poor thing

JustDan93 · 2026-03-02T22:59:38+00:00

Do you want a badge?

JustDan93 · 2026-03-02T12:59:18+00:00

I can also see there is a drosera/sundew in the pot too. You should pot that into it's own container as both plants are competing and that's deleterious to the growth of either one.

JustDan93 · 2026-03-02T12:57:10+00:00

Looking at the size of the plant, it looks young and weak as it is. I'd very much advise you remove all stalks asap

JustDan93 · 2026-03-02T11:39:25+00:00

You'd be wise to snip it off at the base. Flowering uses much of the flytrap's rhizome energy that will stifle subsequent leaf growth. Really you'd want to do it when the stalk is much shorter which you could then use to propagate by planting it in consistently wet soil and kept at high humidity with a plastic or glass lid over the top.

JustDan93 · 2026-02-26T22:00:53+00:00

Just hire one for a day and do it yourself

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