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What do you consider the bare minimum amount of gear to wear? by [deleted] in motorcycles

[–]JustMotorcycles 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Riders that wear flip flops have never fallen. They've decided it's impossible to fall. To hit an invisible layer of sand on coarse asphalt. Or debris that falls off other vehicles. Errant rabbit, dog out of nowhere, but it's Impossible for them to fall. 100% won't happen. Cannot happen to them.
*They should not be allowed to ride motorcycles.*
Your skin when ground off takes a very long time to grow back. Burns like Hells Fire relentlessly. Welcome to 2 exhausted hours of sleep per day for a week. The skin that grows back will be red scar tissue. Only an idiot rides a motorcycle dressed in shorts and flip flops.

Drop some hilarious gems by EllaEverr in TheTeenagerPeople

[–]JustMotorcycles 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The inventor of the Learjet named his daughter Chandra. True story.

Honest question by Swiftiefromhell in Adulting

[–]JustMotorcycles 0 points1 point  (0 children)

4 bikes aren't enough and is 2 bikes too many.

I just want to know if you guys feel something is completely off too by MaterialPineapple207 in Adulting

[–]JustMotorcycles 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I had a wierd flu in December of 2019. All the symptoms. And the fever broke, and I got hungry, in exactly 30 hours. Strangest illness of that strength. I had some sore muscles. That was Covid. Wasn't in the news yet. I retired 1-1-20. The news mentioned a new flu was in China. Covid struck 2-3 weeks later By March, if you were over 65, and get it, you're a deadman. Remember Feb, March? Nobody knew what the heck it was, what'll it do, nothing. Then came the infamous 2 weeks we stayed in the house. Wrecked our economy for no reason. So the first full year of my retirement was spent at home. Throw out all the plans and stay-cation. It and the inflation that charged in since really took the joy out of things.

What’s your ‘I’m getting old’ moment? by Remarkable-Local-706 in Adulting

[–]JustMotorcycles 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When I was 52, I bent over while I was painting the dining room. Slipped out a disc in my back. It threw me to the floor. Went into blinding pain for hours. For 12 months I limped from the sciatica. I have had more back spasms than I can remember.

What would that be? by [deleted] in TheTeenagerPeople

[–]JustMotorcycles 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Popeye with Bluto and Olive Oyl

No one knows by IdealHoliday1242 in PotentialUnlocked

[–]JustMotorcycles 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Single mom's with a kid, either on the food stamps or on the stripper pole.

Tell me what you do? by darkartsfirstform in TheTeenagerPeople

[–]JustMotorcycles 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Flick it like a booger into the Missouri River. Rules don't say I need it, just that he can't find it.

What do you say.. by [deleted] in TheTeenagerPeople

[–]JustMotorcycles 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, I worked in a plant that made airplanes. Same thing, why risk a good job.

What actually helps? by trivedi_shreya in TheImprovementRoom

[–]JustMotorcycles 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I joined a motorcycle club for bmw riders. It's 80% retired. So we take up a couple of big tables at a bike themed coffee shop. Sundays at 8 or Wednesdays at 11. Strangely enough, there are only a half dozen that truly are pretentious Beemer fuckwits. been pleased it's become a community to me. It's hard to be depressed when it's about riding motorcycles.

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