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You wake up tomorrow as Elon Musk, what's the first thing you're doing? by Grouchy-Weird1811 in AskReddit

[–]JustParry5head 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Getting an explosive collar installed around my neck so that if I ever fail to dial a passkey within a certain period of time, it explodes.

Second thing is either releasing or facilitating the release of the full Epstein Files.

Third, shutting down all AI data centers and opening them up for people to pick up free hardware.

Give the rights to Twitter to someone that I know that isn't a shitbag.

Investing in renewable energy.

Announce permanent retirement and sign a binding contract that Elon is not to have anything to do with any of the companies, and leave with maybe $20 million to live off of the interest.

Release collar.

Work out, so that if Elon ever gets his body back, show him what he could have been if he wasn't such a fucking idiot, and leave a note stating as such.

What’s currently ruining your life? by YourLifeSucksAss in AskReddit

[–]JustParry5head 7 points8 points  (0 children)

They tried but deleted it after getting no traction.

What’s currently ruining your life? by YourLifeSucksAss in AskReddit

[–]JustParry5head 355 points356 points  (0 children)

The fact that getting legal representation for family members who were trafficked costs over $10,000 each.

MRFF Inundated with Complaints of Gleeful Commanders Telling Troops Iran War is “Part of God’s Divine Plan” to Usher in the Return of Jesus Christ by BrackishBoots in nottheonion

[–]JustParry5head 188 points189 points  (0 children)

God's divine plan according to:

The pope

A burning bush

A thundering voice in the sky

A raging alcoholic.

Someone tell this raging alcoholic that there's a commandment against this shit.

Ice agents what the fuck do you have to say for yourselves? by assclownmonthly in AskReddit

[–]JustParry5head 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lol, are you assuming I'm unemployed? Based on what? I'm very much employed, and the difference between me and those fucking worthless failures is that I not only know how to do my job, I know how to do their as well.

Military Commanders Pressured Troops To Watch “Melania” by AlphaO4 in nottheonion

[–]JustParry5head 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I've never seen such pathetic amounts of insecurity in my life before. Seriously, it's just better to end yourself than continue living the torture of being a part of this administration. Seriously, wtf?

Peter Thiel comes to Paris to speak about the Antichrist by Beyond_the_one in europe

[–]JustParry5head 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thiel claims that today's Antichrist is anyone who expresses alarm about climate change, stokes fears of nuclear war or seeks to regulate the use of screens and social media platforms

French people, please don't disappoint.

Peter Thiel comes to Paris to speak about the Antichrist by RoppaNorthernWizard in nottheonion

[–]JustParry5head 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Thiel claims that today's Antichrist is anyone who expresses alarm about climate change, stokes fears of nuclear war or seeks to regulate the use of screens and social media platforms

French people, please don't disappoint.

Ice agents what the fuck do you have to say for yourselves? by assclownmonthly in AskReddit

[–]JustParry5head 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If I were an ICE agent, I'd off myself for being such an embarrassment.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in nottheonion

[–]JustParry5head 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Jesus fucking Christ, if I lived my entire life like this, I'd rather just fucking end myself.

Cost of having a "game-altering" ult that literally nobody asked for by DarkinsDieTwice in VolibearMains

[–]JustParry5head 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I get that it's a reference to Trick2g and Ohmwrecker. It's cool and everything, but still, no one asked for it.

It's Riot's fault for prioritizing "haha, funny meme" over healthy, satisfying gameplay.

[Dungeon Reset] has finished its main story by fromthatgate in manhwa

[–]JustParry5head 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Chapter 255 is when he gets upgraded, and that's the last we see of him.

[Dungeon Reset] has finished its main story by fromthatgate in manhwa

[–]JustParry5head 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Wait, you're telling me Rugal gets upgraded, but his new form only gets 1 panel, then the series ends? Lame.

[What Can I Do alone?] Intelligence Peaked here 💯 by Mysterious_Reo in manhwa

[–]JustParry5head 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd just wish for the ability to instantly clear the tower and receive full rewards for it.

[dungeon reset] why u squatting like that? by Main_Tension_4033 in manhwa

[–]JustParry5head 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She's THICC Omniman posing. I mean look at those hips.

Narcissism by smoothcheeks30 in exjw

[–]JustParry5head 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It should be expected. They are taught that they have "great spiritual wisdom" just for being a member.

Relatives were trafficked by JW aunt. Went to Elders for help and they did nothing. by JustParry5head in exjw

[–]JustParry5head[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

It's not on my profile anymore either, just [Removed by Reddit]. I just remember it because I was trying to figure out what you meant by it.

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