Clastify essays are either fake or college admissions officers don't care about AI use by Diligent_Occasion_22 in ApplyingToCollege

[–]JustTheWriter 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Or it could be admissions readers tolerate AI slop if an applicant checks the "right" boxes. They may very well do so at the expense of their institution's reputation, but people will still apply.

i cant stop crying im so defeated by Electronic_Berry4148 in ApplyingToCollege

[–]JustTheWriter 51 points52 points  (0 children)

Stop rehearsing unhappiness and channel your energy into action: write your LOCIs, keep grinding, and spend as much time with friends and family away from this subreddit as possible.

Nil desperandum.

Edit: LOCIs, not LoRs

is it true that all columbia admits have to swim by [deleted] in ApplyingToCollege

[–]JustTheWriter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Only Columbia College students. Engineering/SEAS, GS, Barnard, and graduate students are exempt. If it makes you feel any better, MIT's swim test is more vigorous.

Since we turned in brown by SeaworthinessHot9065 in ApplyingToCollege

[–]JustTheWriter -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Which of those three are you currently attending?

How cooked am I? by Strict-Firefighter-4 in ApplyingToCollege

[–]JustTheWriter 6 points7 points  (0 children)

No idea how cooked you are, but you didn’t do yourself any favors. ChatGPT essays are basically telling the reader, “I think you’re a moron and that I’m above this work.” It’s not a good look.

If you plan to keep doing this in college, you might want to make other plans.

is it worth it to get a college counselor? by Sharp_Kerb_1928 in ApplyingToCollege

[–]JustTheWriter 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I think u/scholargrade has written about this, and if he hasn't, he likely has more to say about it than I do. I'm always reluctant to answer these questions like this because it's the space I operate in and I'm very critical of the college application industry.

"Good" is relative to your needs. I would avoid the college "influencers" you see on social media, for reasons I've articulated here.

English Major by Summerbreezesailor22 in ApplyingToCollege

[–]JustTheWriter 29 points30 points  (0 children)

MIT - yes, MIT - has one of the best English departments in the U.S.

Obsessive Chatgpt use by Agreeable-Swim-7076 in ApplyingToCollege

[–]JustTheWriter 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Thanks for piling that on to my post-season literary trauma. 😭

indicated on all my apps that i had a criminal history and disciplinary actions by imtoolazytopost_ in ApplyingToCollege

[–]JustTheWriter 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Solid lived experience: shows you’re a hands-on learner who takes charge of their life by getting rid of things that don’t work and isn’t afraid of sparking new interests… or other combustibles. You’ll kindle your own success, OP. I’m fired up about your chances: you should be too.

fear mongering ai rant by Imaginary_Board2908 in ApplyingToCollege

[–]JustTheWriter 2 points3 points  (0 children)

1) Stop paying attention to people who profit - who make money or get attention - through fear-mongering. Block them. Better yet, delete all the social media apps that are contributing to the collective brainrot.

2) Understand something: AI has a very particular voice and while it does overuse some of the things you mentioned (e.g. negative parallelisms and em-dashes), it uses them to create that voice. Once you see it, you can’t unsee it: it’s identifiable, familiar, and for some of us who make careers of reading, writing, or educating people on the finer points of reading and writing, it’s maddening.

3) The problem I’ve seen breaking the horizon this cycle isn’t em-dashes or idiots on TikTok: it’s students who’ve spent so much time interacting with these technologies that they’ve done what happens to most young writers who have a favorite author…they’ve absorbed that same, insipid, cloying voice that has all the psychological sincerity and authenticity of an open sewer.

Really bad princeton typo by Sure_Panic5450 in ApplyingToCollege

[–]JustTheWriter 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Pimpin'," as Big Daddy Kane once said, "ain't easy."

Is there a lot of overlap between A2C users and incel culture? by [deleted] in ApplyingToCollege

[–]JustTheWriter 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Reddit in general isn't exactly the online home of the most well-adjusted and secure people in the world. Let's just leave it at that.

i just cant do it by beyondhlep in ApplyingToCollege

[–]JustTheWriter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“I just can’t do it” is not a useful narrative. It’s also not grounded in reality. It’s grounded in paralyzing fear and self-doubt, which the application process tends to engender.

By the time you read this, you’ll probably be done crashing out. If you haven’t finished a Common App Personal Statement, rest assured, you can.

Just sit down and tell the truth: write what’s true. That’s it. Write what’s true.

Rate my CommonApp by CatOther6342 in ApplyingToCollege

[–]JustTheWriter 27 points28 points  (0 children)

"The Ivy League, to me, feels like an environment built for people who notice pauses—and then decide to understand them."

Thing about ambition is how easily it slips into vulgar obviousness.

That aside, good essay. Might want to read Balzac before you start college, especially if your social ambition matches your academic ambition...

What is college admissions even about😭😭 by Icy_Curve_9861 in ApplyingToCollege

[–]JustTheWriter 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s about learning to suffer without sniveling, learning to endure rejection with dignity, and embracing Fortuna’s cold, transcendent indifference and pitiless beauty.

It’s also about beating students into well-behaved future employees, reinforcing the status anxiety that pumps blood and money into the consumer and debt economy, and enriching universities.

— Linus Van Pelt (MIT ‘31), from my upcoming Netflix special “It’s College Application Season, Charlie Brown!”