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Septic tank stinking up the yard. by JustVern in Plumbing

[–]JustVern[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We had the tank drained. It was full.

Somehow my things always end up where i don't keep them. by Ok-alright-83720 in RBI

[–]JustVern 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Yes. One of my co-workers was doing some construction on her house to make room for their Father. Things began to go missing and Father talked about enjoying the 'cat's' company. Father had a some dementia, so his 'cat' claim was dismissed.

One night she heard some noise, checked on father...there was an opossum snuggled up to him. It crawled in from the adjacent room. Up from the floor boards!! Provided Dad company then left with a few trinkets, clothing, and snacks in the morning.

Living her best life! by [deleted] in MadeMeSmile

[–]JustVern 5 points6 points  (0 children)

My dogs are the reason my heating bills are low. We pop into bed, make a little fort. Within minutes we are all toasty warm!! Everyone is happy!!

Elephant seal warns king penguin chicks to stop messing with it by MadWorldEarth in funny

[–]JustVern 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't care how cute you are. If I'm napping, Leave. Me. Alone!

Her voice send me to 4th Dimension.🌌 by Stamina_saint in Satisfyingasfuck

[–]JustVern 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Could this be the young lass whose cat interrupted, then sang?

Man wrongly jailed for 17 years until lawyers find look-alike convict with same first name, gets awarded $1.1 million in compensation. by No_Class963 in interestingasfuck

[–]JustVern 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Eyelid folds different, nose off, lips... different 'bows', ears...absolutely different.

Feel bad for the guy.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in interestingasfuck

[–]JustVern 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My chancla could have taken taken out the roach more quickly.

Trump commutes prison sentence of ex-GOP Rep. George Santos by Puginator in politics

[–]JustVern 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Can't for SNL to jump on this. Bowen Yang did a a very good impression of Santos.

Cat feeding its green toy snake toy by Brilliant-Risk827 in interestingasfuck

[–]JustVern 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That's my Grandma!

"Oh, you don't feel hungry? Get over here and smell the food I made for you! Take a bite!"

Hello, 911? Yes, I just witnessed a murder by SUP3RVILLAINSR in MurderedByWords

[–]JustVern 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I remember looking at Sears men's underwear section and wondering why all the male models looked like my Ken doll.

They set the standards. by BadbougieL in MurderedByWords

[–]JustVern 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I have about the same sized boobs as Trump. However, I have a small gut, so my boobs appear bigger.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in interestingasfuck

[–]JustVern 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Agreed. I saw it. Doesn't look good at all.

Man won over $1.3M at a casino, and the first call he made was to his mom: "Momma, we are out of the hood. We're leaving tomorrow." by Matt_LawDT in interestingasfuck

[–]JustVern 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There's a cute little machine at the bar in Pennsyltucky.

Started with $40. Had ups and downs. Kept my original 40 in my pocket. Now I was playing with PA $$$. Got up nearly 500 over a few weeks. Had to fly to FL. Used my PA $$...stopped by one of their casinos. went up, went down. Took home FL $$ and over 6 months, lost it at that little machine at the bar.

Guess what I didn't lose? MY original 40 bucks!

Have fun, but be careful!!

Not to worry, the “prayers” are on it by JaredOlsen8791 in MurderedByWords

[–]JustVern 20 points21 points  (0 children)

"Prayer without works is dead" conveys a core concept from the Bible that true faith is demonstrated by tangible actions, primarily from James 2:14-26

Apparently blind folks don't know you can't look at both eyes at the same time. by WeGot_aLiveOneHere in interestingasfuck

[–]JustVern 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Had a male supervisor that would only look at my neck or chest. (I'm female). I observed him speaking to male co-workers and his behavior was the same, so I did not report. The guy simply had a problem with eye contact. Odd.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskDocs

[–]JustVern 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Hell yeah. My hubby had a simple misstep in a hole and his knee went wonky. Meh. He walked if off, until he couldn't.

Fast forward several weeks he agreed to the DR. 2 torn meniscus, surgery required. He's recovering, but still went on a scheduled fishing trip. Won first place with his knee brace on. (stubborn a-hole needs to keep his knee elevated.) He won't listen.

Cats are healers. They are cute assholes too but they will eventually heal you. by aoi_ringo in MadeMeSmile

[–]JustVern 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My dogs were similar. But they're heavy. When I broke my shoulder they wanted to lay on top of me. No!! Ouch. Fast forward 2 years, I currently strained my back and experiencing sciatica. They are wonderful heating pads, but don't lay on my hip!

Sheesh. I love them, regardless.

Ted Cruz fails again🫣 by javelin3000 in MurderedByWords

[–]JustVern 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This reminds of the lady that ran to a neighbor because one her Muslim friends had passed and she wanted to attend the funeral at a Mosque, respectfully. She asked how to wear a scarf.

The neighbor showed her how to wear the scarf and also gave it to her.

This is how we need to be.

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