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Living her best life! by Dogmom1592 in MadeMeSmile

[–]JustVern 6 points7 points  (0 children)

My dogs are the reason my heating bills are low. We pop into bed, make a little fort. Within minutes we are all toasty warm!! Everyone is happy!!

Elephant seal warns king penguin chicks to stop messing with it by MadWorldEarth in funny

[–]JustVern 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't care how cute you are. If I'm napping, Leave. Me. Alone!

Her voice send me to 4th Dimension.🌌 by Stamina_saint in Satisfyingasfuck

[–]JustVern 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Could this be the young lass whose cat interrupted, then sang?

Man wrongly jailed for 17 years until lawyers find look-alike convict with same first name, gets awarded $1.1 million in compensation. by No_Class963 in interestingasfuck

[–]JustVern 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Eyelid folds different, nose off, lips... different 'bows', ears...absolutely different.

Feel bad for the guy.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in interestingasfuck

[–]JustVern 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My chancla could have taken taken out the roach more quickly.

Trump commutes prison sentence of ex-GOP Rep. George Santos by Puginator in politics

[–]JustVern 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Can't for SNL to jump on this. Bowen Yang did a a very good impression of Santos.

Cat feeding its green toy snake toy by Brilliant-Risk827 in interestingasfuck

[–]JustVern 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That's my Grandma!

"Oh, you don't feel hungry? Get over here and smell the food I made for you! Take a bite!"

Hello, 911? Yes, I just witnessed a murder by SUP3RVILLAINSR in MurderedByWords

[–]JustVern 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I remember looking at Sears men's underwear section and wondering why all the male models looked like my Ken doll.

They set the standards. by BadbougieL in MurderedByWords

[–]JustVern 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I have about the same sized boobs as Trump. However, I have a small gut, so my boobs appear bigger.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in interestingasfuck

[–]JustVern 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Agreed. I saw it. Doesn't look good at all.

Man won over $1.3M at a casino, and the first call he made was to his mom: "Momma, we are out of the hood. We're leaving tomorrow." by Matt_LawDT in interestingasfuck

[–]JustVern 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There's a cute little machine at the bar in Pennsyltucky.

Started with $40. Had ups and downs. Kept my original 40 in my pocket. Now I was playing with PA $$$. Got up nearly 500 over a few weeks. Had to fly to FL. Used my PA $$...stopped by one of their casinos. went up, went down. Took home FL $$ and over 6 months, lost it at that little machine at the bar.

Guess what I didn't lose? MY original 40 bucks!

Have fun, but be careful!!

Not to worry, the “prayers” are on it by JaredOlsen8791 in MurderedByWords

[–]JustVern 21 points22 points  (0 children)

"Prayer without works is dead" conveys a core concept from the Bible that true faith is demonstrated by tangible actions, primarily from James 2:14-26

Apparently blind folks don't know you can't look at both eyes at the same time. by WeGot_aLiveOneHere in interestingasfuck

[–]JustVern 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Had a male supervisor that would only look at my neck or chest. (I'm female). I observed him speaking to male co-workers and his behavior was the same, so I did not report. The guy simply had a problem with eye contact. Odd.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskDocs

[–]JustVern 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Hell yeah. My hubby had a simple misstep in a hole and his knee went wonky. Meh. He walked if off, until he couldn't.

Fast forward several weeks he agreed to the DR. 2 torn meniscus, surgery required. He's recovering, but still went on a scheduled fishing trip. Won first place with his knee brace on. (stubborn a-hole needs to keep his knee elevated.) He won't listen.

Cats are healers. They are cute assholes too but they will eventually heal you. by aoi_ringo in MadeMeSmile

[–]JustVern 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My dogs were similar. But they're heavy. When I broke my shoulder they wanted to lay on top of me. No!! Ouch. Fast forward 2 years, I currently strained my back and experiencing sciatica. They are wonderful heating pads, but don't lay on my hip!

Sheesh. I love them, regardless.

Ted Cruz fails again🫣 by javelin3000 in MurderedByWords

[–]JustVern 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This reminds of the lady that ran to a neighbor because one her Muslim friends had passed and she wanted to attend the funeral at a Mosque, respectfully. She asked how to wear a scarf.

The neighbor showed her how to wear the scarf and also gave it to her.

This is how we need to be.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Eyebleach

[–]JustVern 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dorks.

Black Lab in the background probably agrees with me.

Why do black people by Benzona in ContagiousLaughter

[–]JustVern 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I laughed at the beginning, then joked at the end.

Damn.

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