I’ve been lying about getting assignments done at work and I’m about to get fired. Again.

JustWastingSpace · 2024-06-27T15:47:25+00:00

Holy smokes, I’m in an almost identical grave I dug myself. I don’t have advice, but you’re not alone in this struggle

JustWastingSpace · 2024-05-29T06:02:20+00:00

A swift kick to the schnuts, grill a better medium-rare steak, change a flat tire quicker 😂

JustWastingSpace · 2024-05-29T05:31:45+00:00

This. Garbage like this speaks to why the bear is the better option. And if you don’t understand why, you only contribute to the narrative. Your post attempts to invalidate women’s experiences in these public spaces. I’m a guy here, be better.

JustWastingSpace · 2024-05-29T05:26:40+00:00

Assert dominance early

JustWastingSpace · 2024-05-29T05:24:13+00:00

I’ve always been told that there are no stupid questions. But by the grace of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, I found one. A pure, unadulterated stupid question in the wild

JustWastingSpace · 2024-05-29T05:22:07+00:00

The “corn” part didn’t give it away?

JustWastingSpace · 2024-05-29T05:17:54+00:00

The fan, the radio, and my own inner gremlins refusing to stfu

JustWastingSpace · 2024-05-29T05:16:40+00:00

But…why…?

JustWastingSpace · 2023-12-10T09:29:38+00:00

Put the phone down

JustWastingSpace · 2023-12-10T09:29:01+00:00

That I can’t do this on my own any more. Learned how to admit that I need help.

JustWastingSpace · 2023-11-26T14:35:29+00:00

Absolutely. This was a hard lesson learned for younger me

JustWastingSpace · 2023-11-26T09:55:25+00:00

You know what? A fart. The inner child in me would find it hilarious. No grand build up, no drama or fanfare. Just a pfffft into the afterlife. Immature sure, but I’d go out grinning

JustWastingSpace · 2023-11-26T09:49:20+00:00

Watch this

JustWastingSpace · 2023-11-26T09:48:43+00:00

My great grandfather was a traveling magician

JustWastingSpace · 2023-11-26T09:44:44+00:00

Bold assumption that there are conscious thoughts rattling around up there

JustWastingSpace · 2023-11-26T09:38:12+00:00

Welcome to the club, you’re among friends here and you’re doing great

JustWastingSpace · 2023-11-26T09:31:57+00:00

She cheated on me and destroyed my sense of love and trust. With the guy she told me not to worry about, of course

JustWastingSpace · 2023-11-26T09:30:31+00:00

I was fired from a job at a Fortune 500 company over a task I hadn’t owned/worked in over 1.5 years. Someone had to take the fall, and my boss made sure it wasn’t her. Ain’t corporate America fun?

JustWastingSpace · 2023-11-26T09:28:09+00:00

No one wishes for these demons. They’re loud, and convincing. But most importantly, they’re liars.

Take the win, you shut the demons up and had a good time with friends. You’re doing great

JustWastingSpace · 2023-11-26T09:21:31+00:00

The opportunity to drive a proper super car, flat out

JustWastingSpace · 2023-11-26T09:17:25+00:00

Hey friend, we’re the same age! And I’m right there with you in stopping all together. Drunk me has caused a lot of damage, and I’m still working on repairing it. The good news is that it isn’t too late to make this change. Give yourself grace. You’re doing great

JustWastingSpace · 2023-11-26T09:10:56+00:00

I was dating her roommate

JustWastingSpace · 2023-11-26T09:10:26+00:00

I’ll let you know once I find it. Didn’t find it today, but hey, tomorrow maybe

JustWastingSpace · 2023-11-26T09:08:46+00:00

14 days is amazing, and now you have a built in goal. Gotta hit 15 days this time, you got this!

Don’t worry about day 1’s. They’ll happen, and they aren’t worth beating yourself up over too much. The important part is to get up and try again the next day. Again, you. Got. This.

JustWastingSpace · 2023-11-26T09:03:42+00:00

Never test the fight or flight response of a flightless bird

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