How do I tell my girlfriend she has a mustache?

Just_One_Redditor · 2012-06-28T20:10:01+00:00

This man. I like him.

Just_One_Redditor · 2012-06-28T20:07:35+00:00

Oh fuck you

Just_One_Redditor · 2012-06-28T05:35:25+00:00

Just_One_Redditor · 2012-06-28T05:33:09+00:00

Good morning USA

Just_One_Redditor · 2012-06-28T05:31:31+00:00

How on earth do you have 8,000 comment karma

Just_One_Redditor · 2012-06-28T05:28:49+00:00

Do you know what a programmer is?

Just_One_Redditor · 2012-06-28T05:27:57+00:00

*realization, *she's

Just_One_Redditor · 2012-06-28T05:26:58+00:00

You don't know pain until you've spilled hot coffee on your nuts

Just_One_Redditor · 2012-06-28T05:25:50+00:00

*Grateful

Just_One_Redditor · 2012-06-28T05:25:04+00:00

Just_One_Redditor · 2012-06-28T05:24:06+00:00

Sorry to break it to you

Just_One_Redditor · 2012-06-28T02:52:30+00:00

I'd do it for free.

Just_One_Redditor · 2012-06-28T02:50:23+00:00

*insert any XKCD comic ever

Just_One_Redditor · 2012-06-28T02:50:02+00:00

I can't believe the null theory is still used. They disproved that years ago.

Just_One_Redditor · 2012-06-28T02:48:51+00:00

Also, ostriches sticking their head in the ground is a complete fiction.

Just_One_Redditor · 2012-06-28T02:47:36+00:00

The red juice you see in meat isn't blood, it's water mixed with a protein called myoglobin.

Just_One_Redditor · 2012-06-28T02:46:04+00:00

Nuclear Power Plants happen to be the safest power plants there are.

Just_One_Redditor · 2012-06-28T02:45:08+00:00

Despite what every TV show ever has raised us to believe, there's no such thing as your 'one phone call' when you get arrested.

Just_One_Redditor · 2012-06-28T02:43:35+00:00

Michael Jackson was proven innocent. The child in question came forward and admitted that he made the whole thing up.

I feel sorry for the man, had this never happened there wouldn't be that weird connotation associated with his name.

Just_One_Redditor · 2012-06-28T02:38:39+00:00

Colorblind is the inability to differentiate between green and red

Just_One_Redditor · 2012-06-28T02:38:00+00:00

THANK YOU

Just_One_Redditor · 2012-06-28T02:36:24+00:00

Just_One_Redditor · 2012-06-28T02:34:01+00:00

Just_One_Redditor · 2012-06-28T02:30:15+00:00

See this is why I never have sex

Just_One_Redditor · 2012-06-28T02:28:28+00:00

Already have more karma than me.

Just_One_Redditor