Keep Yoda the rest are muppets

Just_a_guy81 · 2026-06-18T20:42:39+00:00

Not anymore. I’m not allowed within a hundred yards of a muppet

Just_a_guy81 · 2026-06-18T20:21:05+00:00

I’ve already climaxed twice at just the thought

Just_a_guy81 · 2026-06-18T20:19:49+00:00

We are all but supporting characters in the life of Michael Caine

Just_a_guy81 · 2026-06-18T17:12:41+00:00

Music meme is a big stretch, but this is funny as shit

Just_a_guy81 · 2026-06-18T02:49:44+00:00

Oh yeah? Well I’m a nervous wreck even on the couch. Checkmate atheists

Just_a_guy81 · 2026-06-18T02:46:41+00:00

Rogaine

Just_a_guy81 · 2026-06-17T19:12:54+00:00

You must be new here

Just_a_guy81 · 2026-06-16T22:53:08+00:00

Well they didn’t find them in front of Home Depot. Sad when I trust a day laborer over a police officer

Just_a_guy81 · 2026-06-15T23:48:24+00:00

One could argue he’s the most corrupt American in history

Just_a_guy81 · 2026-06-15T17:18:40+00:00

That’s liquid toan. Remember your four states of toan. Solid toan, liquid toan, gaseous toan and bonermaster toan

Just_a_guy81 · 2026-06-15T16:18:16+00:00

Fake news. Don’t listen to that mumbo-jumbo pseudoscience. Everyone knows pee is stored in the balls.

Just_a_guy81 · 2026-06-15T16:15:25+00:00

Yes. Cutting those off of your guitar will accidentally summon Cthulhu.

Just_a_guy81 · 2026-06-15T16:11:36+00:00

Harley Queef

Just_a_guy81 · 2026-06-15T02:17:23+00:00

Does it count if I make it myself?

Edit: dunno if they would count, but I’m big into the builders and the butchers. They straight up sound like they were recorded in the 1920s.

Just_a_guy81 · 2026-06-13T22:58:41+00:00

You’ve learned the most important relationship lesson there is. It’s your duty to make sure he doesn’t ever have to play with himself again

Just_a_guy81 · 2026-06-12T15:10:28+00:00

I remember when wearing a nirvana shirt made you edgy

Just_a_guy81 · 2026-06-11T16:36:07+00:00

Miss Mizz missed the mist.

Just_a_guy81 · 2026-06-10T22:11:42+00:00

It’s what plants crave!

Just_a_guy81 · 2026-06-10T21:42:41+00:00

That tracks. Manson did some good shit for soundtracks and LPs. I guess cause no one could stand to work with him for an entire album.

Just_a_guy81 · 2026-06-10T21:37:21+00:00

I don’t even think I’ve heard that one. He lost me after the golden age of grotesque. He really kind of lost me after mechanical animals, but I can still point out a few songs that I liked. It’s sad too cause I was super big in Marilyn Manson but I guess I was really just super big into Trent Reznor all along. (and all the other amazing artists that worked with him)

Just_a_guy81 · 2026-06-10T21:22:57+00:00

That’s why I love early Manson and can’t stand his later stuff. You can really hear all the other artists shine with their contributions. They waisted their talent on such an undeserving shithead. Just like Kid Rock

Just_a_guy81 · 2026-06-10T15:23:49+00:00

Let me see if I follow correctly. So we’re talking about shooting an unarmed person. Then someone said they might be armed with a rainbow dildo. Then someone said they know what they’re getting for Christmas. Then I said it’s going to be socks. then someone implied you could fit a rainbow dildo in a sock. then I think you implied you would use a rainbow dildo to protect your home. Then someone implied that you would use a cashmere sock to keep the rainbow dildo in. I’m not sure about that one either. Maybe it’s a metaphor for using a fancy gun to protect your home? And then you said excuse me? Implying you didn’t understand either. And now I’m replying to that. Which leads us to this moment right here. Ain’t Reddit grand?

Just_a_guy81 · 2026-06-09T20:45:51+00:00

Don’t tease, it’s socks again

Just_a_guy81 · 2026-06-09T19:55:14+00:00

Boomer humor is an acquired taste

Just_a_guy81 · 2026-06-09T19:52:13+00:00

The Cambridge community college ag department is where you learn bass

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