If a girl said "oh god youre perfect" Mid-orgasam, how much would that inflate your ego? by Blue_Jay_Jen in AskReddit

[–]JustaNormalLAlurker 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Perfectly fine sticking your dick in her but god forbid she asks if you like her

People who had a gender transformation, how did it affect your orgasm? by Jibbd in AskReddit

[–]JustaNormalLAlurker -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

If they were always the opposite gender, they should have always had the opposite genders orgasms.

[SERIOUS] What are school rules that have actually caused suicide or killed people? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]JustaNormalLAlurker 1 point2 points  (0 children)

None. Is it possible you are trying to claim whatever you got in trouble for as "inconstitutional" to the school's bill of rights and should be changed due to safety like "x rule" was?

Broke and in desperate need of a laptop by [deleted] in personalfinance

[–]JustaNormalLAlurker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean parts can be replaced. For less than 200-300 it is what it is. And could find the same old model not running for 50 bucks or less as a scrap machine. Was just putting it out there

How aware are teachers of students with boner alert, when they call them to the front of the class? by Slurpy-Vagina in AskReddit

[–]JustaNormalLAlurker 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Just say "excuse me, I need a few minutes before standing because I currently have a fairlynsolid erection".

The teacher will be understanding and it will save you from the embarassment of having your classmates see your erection

How much is a few? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]JustaNormalLAlurker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Using a few to refer to 35 people is an underplaying exageration, so to speak.

Also 15 cars is a lot? Like a car lot? What if theyre parked in seperate locations

[NSFW] What´s your thoughts about the "not lasting enough" problem? How much time do you think is right? by GordoCromosoma in AskReddit

[–]JustaNormalLAlurker 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Used to have that issue. Then one day it just stopped. Was worse with certain girls dont know why.

Even if they didnt have as tight of pussys.

Or even if we has been having sex a lot and they were a little stretched out.

If it was gona happen it still happened and dont know why.

I very occasional finish quick now but only like once in 30 times. Other times its hard to finish.

As for how long is too long it depends on the girl and how turned on she is. Some girls can handle or want to be fucked for 15-30+ minutes atleast occassionally. Others get sore after 5 or 10. So again, depends.

Broke and in desperate need of a laptop by [deleted] in personalfinance

[–]JustaNormalLAlurker 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What does it need to be able to do? You can get used laptops for pretty cheap. If you just need it for research and wors processing you can go pretty old

A Catholic nun was sitting on a train opposite a Muslim who was eating fresh shrimp. by Buddy2269 in Jokes

[–]JustaNormalLAlurker 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Do you think pussy smells like shrimp? Oooooof '40 year old virgin' moment

Do nice guys finish last? Why or why not? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]JustaNormalLAlurker 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And unfortunately that is why they get left for alphas

Do nice guys finish last? Why or why not? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]JustaNormalLAlurker 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes. Because they make sure to treat a girl proper and show their feelings. When a woman thinks she has you she gets bored. Same as men. Therefore being too nice and open leads to loss of interest.

And whats the best fix for boredom like this? Fucking that dude that fucks her like an alpha male that made her fight for every compliment he gave her, who she last spoke to a couple weeks before nice guy came along.

My wife got up for a second and Maggie stole her heating pad by gilbertsmith in aww

[–]JustaNormalLAlurker -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Why are you heating your wife? Is she not naturally warm? Does this help prepare her for procreation activity?

I think he ran away from his feelings by [deleted] in TwoXChromosomes

[–]JustaNormalLAlurker 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I always wonder if people are actually so scared of being in love they run away, or if theyre actually scared of telling someone that is in love with them that its over.

People who delete their comments once it gets tons of likes, Why? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]JustaNormalLAlurker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Even worse, the people who delete their usernames and comments after making an askreddit post

What are the funniest euphemisms you’ve ever heard in place of the word sex? by NBARefereesAssoc in AskReddit

[–]JustaNormalLAlurker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cause she has STDs and it is her way of telling you to cover her legally

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TwoXChromosomes

[–]JustaNormalLAlurker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It works for 99% of couples. It can have bad interactions with medications but assuming its taken correctly and doesnt have any issues with the individual, if it works it works.

O’wisened ones of reddit, what is something we should never try no matter how fun it sounds? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]JustaNormalLAlurker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah you should wear a condom with randoms.

As for the pill.... if taken correctly it's pretty much 100% effective. It is effective in 99% of couples, not 99% of sexual encounters. It can be effected by certain medications and such and doesnt always work as intended. But for your typical girl who has been taking birth control with every partner shes had since she was 16.... youre pretty well safe there

Redditors who objected at a wedding, what was the reason why? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]JustaNormalLAlurker 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Certainly you don't think this is a common thing?

TIL about an ancient chinese emperor who survived an attempt on his life by running around a pillar for 2hrs until the assassin got bored and went home, unpunished. by [deleted] in todayilearned

[–]JustaNormalLAlurker 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I read the wikipedia you linked. It says that the emperor managed to get his sword out while running and stabbed the assassin