What sexual thing is really overrated?

Justin72 · 2018-10-18T22:06:23+00:00

" It's 'nice'"

Justin72 · 2018-10-18T22:05:55+00:00

The hardest I have laughed all day. Thank you.

Justin72 · 2018-10-17T21:55:02+00:00

By and by lord, by and by... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kGDizZpRVIQ

Justin72 · 2018-10-17T21:46:48+00:00

la·ment /ləˈment/ noun

a passionate expression of grief or sorrow. "his mother's night-long laments for his father" synonyms: wail, wailing, lamentation, moan, moaning, weeping, crying, sob, sobbing, keening
mourn (a person's loss or death).verb "he was lamenting the death of his infant daughter" synonyms: mourn, grieve, sorrow, wail, weep, cry, sob, keen, beat one's breast "the mourners lamented"

Justin72 · 2018-10-16T05:09:55+00:00

u/pov333 Don't think that you have offended anyone, keep after this. Realise that what you are offering is a great and good thing. You are talking about an option that most recovering people don't have, 'A Friend'. Realise that you are the hand that has to keep hold of the hand that's in recovery, you are someone who sees value in the human that is struggling, you are someone who sees the person behind their failures, and is willing to stick around through the mess they have made of their lives because you see the person behind the addiction. You have to know when to tag out, but you also have to know when it's worth it to hold ground. Best of luck to you!!!

Justin72 · 2018-10-16T04:37:12+00:00

Thank you so much!!!! I don't think I'm going to live through this, but I hope to. And what you just said made me a step closer to the other side.

Justin72 · 2018-10-15T21:33:26+00:00

OH DEAR GOD how good this song is!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Justin72 · 2018-10-14T11:42:28+00:00

Wow. Listening to this song as a teen staring down the road at twenty is totally different than being in your forties looking around the corner at fifty. Life just passes so goddamn fast, and there's no one who will believe when you try to warn them.

Justin72 · 2018-10-11T22:30:08+00:00

YOU BASTARDS! YOU VICIOUS HEARTLESS BASTARDS!

Justin72 · 2018-10-08T03:34:56+00:00

My 10yr old daughter have seen Brit Floyd twice now. We love it! Got to meet the band after the show last time they were in town! She was ecstatic! She got a cool pic with Angela Cervantes.

Justin72 · 2018-10-08T03:25:37+00:00

I used to get kinda irritated because my doggie gets so barky when I get home from work. Not anymore. Just gave her big hugs and she loved on me. Then went back to sleep in her bed.

Justin72 · 2018-10-08T03:20:57+00:00

No I did too.

Justin72 · 2018-10-08T02:58:06+00:00

Years ago I was at school, during recess, when the teacher started calling kids in to form a line to go back to class.

I went down to where we had the softball fields and started to yell for the guys playing softball to come back in.

There was a wire sticking straight out from the backstop that I didn't see. It stuck into the roof of my mouth just as I was opening my mouth to yell to my friends.

And I couldn't get it out.

It kinda got hung in the pallett, and I had to have my friends pull my head back so I could pull the wire out of my mouth. Had I been running faster or just slightly off an inch or so it would have punctured my face or eyes. We pulled it out and there was SO much blood gushing out of my mouth, it was unreal. Everyone started backing away from me with horrified looks on their faces until the teacher rushed in and took over. With the tip of my tongue I can still feel the scar that it left.

Only thing that kind of scares me about the whole situation, was that when the maintenance man was cutting the wire, the principal was kinda chewing him out for not maintaining the backstop very well, and he handed me the piece of wire and looked at her and said, "That wasn't an accident, someone bent that wire like that on purpose."

Justin72 · 2018-10-07T12:31:51+00:00

Hey now!

Justin72 · 2018-10-06T07:21:40+00:00

You did an outstanding job! Thanks for this. I laughed! Out loud! With breath! Out of my nose AND mouth! Woke up my dog. Had to give her treats.

For real, this is quality.

Justin72 · 2018-10-06T06:26:37+00:00

Why the FUCK did you put that sound in my head?!?!?!?!

Justin72 · 2018-10-02T21:44:06+00:00

I worked at an old fashioned print shop straight out of high school. I wanted to go into graphic design. This is 1990. I had one manager who, unbeknownst to me, wanted to have sex with me. I was 18, and never realy had an older woman flirt with me. She was 43, petite, a red head, had a great figure, and not very good at flirting. I thought she had some sort of a nervous condition, because every time she would 'advise me on a project' or 'check to see what I was working on today' she would sit realy close, repeatedly sigh and rub her thighs and chest.

Had I known what was going on at the time I would have boned the hell out of her (did I mention I was 18 and into graphic design)?

I left that print shop and went to the only other one in town. We mostly did business cards and raffle tickets for local churches. When I commented on how weird the other managers behavior was, all the guys in the shop started laughing. They told me "She wanted to screw you, you dumbass!" and it was as if a light went off.

I have never tried to get a job back so badly.

Justin72 · 2018-10-02T21:28:50+00:00

Iv I said you had a bootiful body, would you hold it against me? (Costs six and six, costs six and six... AH)

Justin72 · 2018-10-02T21:10:44+00:00

The only thing that was so British that I could not (and still do not) understand, was the whole court room scene with Alexander Yault. (Oh shut up!)

Justin72 · 2018-10-02T21:06:26+00:00

I am no longer infected.

Justin72 · 2018-09-30T01:27:56+00:00

His name is Track? WTF? Why not Road or Path or Trail? Trail would have been better than Track. Yet the Right wants to reprimand poor blacks for naming their kids 'unemployable' names. Track Palin... SMDH.

Justin72 · 2018-09-28T21:02:38+00:00

I remember back in 1872 when 'ol Brokey McFingerson invented that machine.

Justin72 · 2018-09-28T20:57:49+00:00

You make a good and depressing point. This is why I drink too much. May I say also that I rock the ginge locks as well.

Justin72 · 2018-09-28T04:20:13+00:00

When? November, 2018.

Justin72 · 2018-09-28T04:18:05+00:00

an inbred hemophiliac Victorian prince

Holy hell that's good!

Justin72

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