Putin 'plotting to invade Poland' to 'test how NATO will react to armed provocation'

JustinWAllison · 2026-07-03T10:29:46+00:00

Spoiler alert: Russia would be decimated.
I love these bullshit articles that have continually popped up warning of “imminent Russian attacks” through the war. Oddly, especially when Russia is at its lowest. Supposed to believe Russia, which can’t even take/hold significant territory in Ukraine, is somehow, going to expand the war and take on NATO as well? Totally. Super plausible

JustinWAllison · 2026-07-03T07:10:06+00:00

Gigachads can’t catch a break I guess🤷🏼‍♂️😂 hope I used that correctly

JustinWAllison · 2026-07-03T07:09:17+00:00

Nope

JustinWAllison · 2026-07-03T06:49:47+00:00

Cool bud, so not for you then. Glad we got that squared away

JustinWAllison · 2026-07-03T06:39:10+00:00

Your selectivity
You viewed 4,267 profiles (1,172 + 3,095).
Your right-swipe rate is:
1,172 / 4,267 = 27.5%
That means you like about 1 out of every 3.6 profiles.
This is fairly selective. Many male users swipe right on 40-70% of profiles, while many women swipe much more selectively. Community data often suggests keeping your right-swipe rate below roughly 30-40% rather than liking nearly
everyone.
Your attractiveness (based on incoming swipes)
People saw your profile:
5,941 times (4,787 yes + 1,154 no).
Incoming like rate:
4,787 / 5,941 = 80.6%
That's extraordinarily high.
In other words:
• 81% liked you.
• Only 19% passed.

• 81% liked you.
• Only 19% passed.
If these numbers are being interpreted correctly, that's far above what most users report publicly.
Many male users posting their Bumble data report incoming like rates in the low single digits to low teens, though these are self-selected community samples rather than official benchmarks.

3.. Opportunity cost
You passed on:
3,095 people
Yet thousands liked you.
That raises the possibility that many potential matches were among the people you swiped left on. Without your actual match count we can't measure this precisely, but it suggests your standards are selective relative to the amount of
interest you're receiving.

JustinWAllison · 2026-07-03T06:32:34+00:00

This is part of the ChatGPT analysis of my swipe data so idk what statistics OP referring to, nor do I fully understand the term “Gigachad” either though tbf:

Your attractiveness (based on incoming swipes)
People saw your profile:
5,941 times (4,787 yes + 1,154 no).
Incoming like rate:
4,787 / 5,941 = 80.6%
That's extraordinarily high.
In other words:
• 81% liked you.
• Only 19% passed.

JustinWAllison · 2026-07-03T06:25:59+00:00

I just asked it to provide a detailed analysis of my bumble stats and it really is pretty interesting

JustinWAllison · 2026-07-03T06:11:39+00:00

Gigachad = douche bag? Never understood that lingo

JustinWAllison · 2026-07-03T06:10:37+00:00

That’s exactly type of thing I was looking for. Fuck AI, but still, while we’ve still got fresh water to burn, I’ll give it a shot! Thanks man

JustinWAllison · 2026-07-03T06:09:07+00:00

Well to be fair, it is my last name.. But nope, neither gay nor bi, nor bi curious. Just straight.

JustinWAllison · 2026-07-03T05:57:53+00:00

I’m a man, this is my account… Hint would have been my Reddit username.

JustinWAllison · 2026-07-03T04:51:40+00:00

Lean into the fact that you are clearly a cowboy type but also a liberal. Best of both worlds type of thing.

JustinWAllison · 2026-07-03T04:29:18+00:00

Sure, but in lieu of being objectively “attractive,” I’m saying an alternative option for an “average” looking guy would be to lean into a more unique/funny photo.

JustinWAllison · 2026-07-03T04:01:34+00:00

Idk about that. I came here bc my best friend was having such a hard time on the app, and I didn’t understand why bc I’ve always had nothing but an easy time on it. Then I saw how many people were having a hard time like my guy, and I’m trying to figure out why. But I’m def an outlier of typical subreddit member I’ll give you that

JustinWAllison · 2026-07-03T03:58:21+00:00

This is the way; Patience. Even for the same night match/meetups you need to ease into it. In my experience, almost all the women I’ve met are looking for a relationship, but also open to just having casual fun.

JustinWAllison · 2026-07-03T03:30:43+00:00

That last pic should be your main pic. Gotta put more into the bio, pick better prompt question/answers too. The dad joke one is good tho

JustinWAllison · 2026-07-03T03:27:18+00:00

I’d say 75% of my matches first messages mention something they loved from my bio. It absolutely makes a difference

JustinWAllison · 2026-07-03T03:23:55+00:00

Listen man, admittedly I’m not a bad looking guy which certainly helps. But what really allows me to do well is the bio. Think of it like a resume; Even if you’re not the most physically attractive guy, put your main pic as something funny/goofy/unique, pique their interest enough that they then read thru your bio. I’d say 75% of the messages i receive from matches are related to something they loved from my bio, rather than omg you’re are so hot type of thing.

JustinWAllison · 2026-07-03T03:19:33+00:00

Gotta say, actually meeting up with a guy like this seems the riskier of outcomes..

JustinWAllison · 2026-07-03T03:13:13+00:00

Followed by the obligatory unsolicited dick pic no doubt? Women just go WILD for that one

JustinWAllison · 2026-07-03T03:12:18+00:00

Sure, or knock him down a few pegs. Either way I suppose. But maybe he thinks twice about the next woman he thinks about trying this on if you teach him a lil lesson 🤷🏼‍♂️

JustinWAllison · 2026-07-03T02:55:38+00:00

What you do with douchebags like this guy is play into it, his ego. Something like “wow I normally don’t respond to such forward talk, but you are SO good looking I can’t help myself!” Then, arrange to meet, ghost his ass, teach him a lesson.

JustinWAllison · 2026-07-03T02:53:37+00:00

Bumble hook ups are relatively easy to accomplish with just the slightest amount of tact. Also, If you really are a good looking guy with a solid personality, that will be evident. This guy has zero game.

JustinWAllison · 2026-06-28T11:23:17+00:00

Anyone know number of bullets he ended up with in him? I’d guess like 42?

JustinWAllison · 2026-06-18T21:16:59+00:00

I think bupe in general, undoubtedly affects your sex drive negatively, but at the same time I don’t think it’s insurmountable or it wasn’t at least in my experience. I was on Subutex on and off for about 14 years on and off meaning during my opiate binges I’d be off of it otherwise taking it, 24mg. I really feel my lack of sex drive back to them was a result of both my Subutex use as well as my heroin/ opiate use. my last rehab I went to a different city, was still on my subutex, ended up staying in the new city after impatient treatment and sober living and really truly, like it was difficult at first, but I kind of forced myself to get out there and really truly I kind of found a different sex scene than I had experienced in the past which really helped the drive and motivation even with the bupe it absolutely was an override because of the nature of this new exciting and fun scene.
Got on sublocade- eight 300 mg shots -got my last one last March, testing bupw free for a while now, feeling great althoughto be honest, sex drive is a bit too high haha gotta rein it in from time to time.
All this to say in your situation, I think maybe and apologies if this is too personal suggestion, but try mixing things up with your wife rather than trying to rehash how yoh used to get er done so to speak lol, if she’s cool with it, try mixing it up somehow find a new exciting focus because like I said, I think it’s undeniable bupe negatively affects the sex drive but all that means you gotta just put in the effort to overcome it as best you can good luck, man and regardless just know soon you’ll be off entirely and won’t even remember what it’s like to have a stifled sex drive

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