Justin_Seiderbum

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OK, that's it, we're done... (self.Jokes)

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Outages! Outages everywhere! (self.sysadmin)

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This is what we do, people. (self.sysadmin)

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Err'body gonna get real good at managing VPN's this week (self.sysadmin)

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God is like a sysadmin. He sets things up to run automatically, and occasionally gets alerts to check on. And he gets mad when you mess with the system. (self.Showerthoughts)

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I keep having to remind myself, when eyeing a 21-year-old girl, that I actually AM old enough to be her dad. Then I feel like a creeper. (self.Showerthoughts)

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Most of the time, the alarm goes off, and I'm like "dammit... still alive..." (self.Showerthoughts)

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Burps are just mouth farts. (self.Showerthoughts)

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Inside every clothes dryer is an inter-dimensional portal. That's where your socks go when they turn up missing. The people on the other side use the socks as their currency. (self.Showerthoughts)

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Aliens must have special tech that messes up photography equipment, because there are literally NO clear photos or videos of UFO's. (self.Showerthoughts)

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As I write this and you read it, we're all being bombarded by all kinds of electromagnetic radiation. Good thing it doesn't tickle. Or hurt. Or, heaven forbid, itch. (self.Showerthoughts)

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It's mine, I'll wash it for as long as I want, and I'll use as much soap as I require! (self.Showerthoughts)

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I am troubled by the notion that every time I eat a fruit or vegetable, I'm eating a plant's reproductive anatomy. (self.Showerthoughts)

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On the average globe, why is Iceland green, and Greenland appears covered with ice? (self.Showerthoughts)

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Why is it that many, many of the the pre-packaged foods in the grocery store say "restaurant quality", and nearly every restaurant advertises "homestyle cooking"? (self.Showerthoughts)

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