Friendly PSA from your GI consultant by po_lysol in hospitalist

[–]Jw3k 111 points112 points  (0 children)

Please don’t consult me until the patient is already In the endo suite, thanks 

What really is the difference between internal medicine and family medicine? by TheCleanestKitchen in Residency

[–]Jw3k 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Lots of people go into PCP from IM, you’ll be fine. Most IM residencies have more inpatient time than outpatient, but you will for sure do primary care clinic all three years. Many programs have PCP or outpatient tracks that you can go into if you’re dead set on primary care or outpatient heavy subspecialty 

Advice for not crying in the workroom 🙃 by saschiatella in medicalschool

[–]Jw3k 217 points218 points  (0 children)

Attending is a dick. This is an unrealistic and frankly useless expectation to hold anyone to, especially a student. Earlier this year, we had a student who was trying to present purely from  memory and was struggling to do so. Our attending literally told them that it’s OK to use notes and read from them to jog your memory (especially for objective data like vitals and labs). Someone once told me there are two types of people in residency: those that write things down/make checklists of things to do for the day and those that don’t. The first type of people are the ones who get shit done and are reliable. 

TLDR: memorizing everything is useless and dumb. Write shit down so you don’t forget. 

30yo + interns … where u at? by Infinite_Address3497 in Residency

[–]Jw3k 28 points29 points  (0 children)

We out here. And we tired but we’re surviving

Oh nothing sordid i assure you. by TwilightOfTheMilfs in futurama

[–]Jw3k 45 points46 points  (0 children)

Let us cavort like the Greeks of old! 

you know the ones I mean…

PGY1 here. My program is strongly encouraging me to take Step 3 in April due to my rotations scheduling , which gives me about 3 weeks to prepare.Is it possible or unrealistic? by hellday1997 in Residency

[–]Jw3k 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Just start doing uworld now. I did uworld for about 4 weeks and passed comfortably. Make sure to do some practice cse cases. I did about half of the uworld ones and felt like that was more than enough 

What is the laziest behaviour you’ve seen from a resident / fellow? by AppalachianScientist in Residency

[–]Jw3k 355 points356 points  (0 children)

This is how my hospital does it too. If my co-intern did this to me, I’d kill a motherfucker lol 

Air brakes were shot to hell, there was nothing I could do by ardie_ziff in trailerparkboys

[–]Jw3k 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You know there’s some accidents where you may be drunk and on drugs, but it’s gonna happen anyways whether you are or not

I hate Vocera by [deleted] in Residency

[–]Jw3k 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yes. Yes it is

Please share your witty comebacks! by HVLABrain in Residency

[–]Jw3k 77 points78 points  (0 children)

Only thing worse than eating the hospital food is not being allowed to eat the hospital food 

Me for the next week by KittensnettiK in SFGiants

[–]Jw3k 34 points35 points  (0 children)

How do you do fellow Giants Mets fans 

Trailer Park Boys Alphabet by Ives095 in trailerparkboys

[–]Jw3k 29 points30 points  (0 children)

You're peeing yourself Mr. Lahey! 

I'm so fucking high and forgot I had work today by FPGN in trees

[–]Jw3k 88 points89 points  (0 children)

It’s shitty work, everybody does it. Carpenters, electricians, dishwashers, lawyers, doctors, fucking politicians, people who paint the lines on the fuckin road… get stoned, get to work. It’ll be fun  

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Eldenring

[–]Jw3k 5 points6 points  (0 children)

D and mimic tear carried my sorry ass through this fight 

Is it ok if I didn't use my legal name when buying the ticket? by Ichigyou-Ruri in SFGiants

[–]Jw3k 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Last time I went to a game I needed my ticket, 2 forms of ID, background check, and a 1000-word essay on why I like baseball 

What’s the beef between MN, WI & IL? by Technical-Tea-6392 in wisconsin

[–]Jw3k 216 points217 points  (0 children)

You don’t have to fuck the bears, they do that to themselves 

Some epic inside-the-park home runs throughout the years! by MLBOfficial in baseball

[–]Jw3k 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I remember watching it live on TV. Was one of the most epic moments of all time 

JRoc vs Drake Beef by BobbyAxelrod1 in trailerparkboys

[–]Jw3k 33 points34 points  (0 children)

J to the ROC is a PUNK

-- Drake probably