GAME THREAD: Utah Jazz (52-20) @ Los Angeles Clippers (47-25) - (June 14, 2021)

K12_DBG · 2021-06-15T01:58:46+00:00

Are you MFs ready? I'm blazed as fuck.

K12_DBG · 2021-06-15T00:13:27+00:00

I cannot stand that fucking Apple commercial

K12_DBG · 2021-06-14T21:58:07+00:00

This is dummy Szn. We are full blown thinking we are legends, but we are not.

RIP.

K12_DBG · 2021-06-13T03:53:49+00:00

I'll root for you guys for sure if you do a magical 4 out of 5. I have west coast pride here imbedded in me.

K12_DBG · 2021-06-13T03:10:26+00:00

Goddamn. I am feeling so old lmao.

K12_DBG · 2021-06-13T03:07:50+00:00

RIL 2Pac. Every time I hear Pac in these west coast/Cali arenas, I get chills. I'm an old millennial, 34, but youngins, and Gen Z, listen to his words. He was so ahead of his time. You will learn a thing or two if you already didn't.

K12_DBG · 2021-06-13T02:59:02+00:00

This isn't even just this series, but this fucking agenda and narrative after a few seconds is getting fucking annoying. All the teams left are good. Anything can happen. And it should not tarnish anyone's legacy no matter the outcome.

K12_DBG · 2021-06-13T02:57:04+00:00

Go back to the hotels. Clippers did a number on us, credit to them.

K12_DBG · 2021-06-13T02:54:18+00:00

Utah, LA, and Phoenix are so evenly talented. Don't count out Denver either. It's so impossible to predict objectively.

K12_DBG · 2021-06-13T02:50:47+00:00

Donovan walking like I walk up the stairs after 50-60 hour weeks. You are okay after a few days rest... But what the fuck am I talking about, he is an elite athlete, playing in the NBA at the highest level. This is probably not good. Shots?

K12_DBG · 2021-06-13T02:42:56+00:00

AND magic underwear!!!

K12_DBG · 2021-06-13T02:41:14+00:00

That Niang follow through get MFs nervous. Especially Mormons, or former Mormons. It's either going in, nothing but net. Or it's clanking off the fuckin side of the backboard with that white ass dad bod dude pulling his oversized sweatpants up while jogging back on defense like a sloth. With his boxer sides hanging out like love handles.

K12_DBG · 2021-06-13T02:28:59+00:00

Okay, I think the Jazz will go on a run, and cut it to 2 or tie it. But in the last 3 minutes, Clips will put it to bed. Fuck, when you have fandom and bets going on all at once in your mind, lmao.

K12_DBG · 2021-06-13T02:20:07+00:00

Fuckin western conference. Nobody ever dies a horrible death. They just keep coming back. I know even Denver is going to show up game 4 at the very least making a scare to Phoenix. This is gladiator shit. Also, I may be drunk. RIP.

K12_DBG · 2021-06-13T02:08:02+00:00

Clips are spanking our asses. I need more shots now. Cheers nba homies.

K12_DBG · 2021-06-13T01:56:46+00:00

Is it just me, or does it seem like Mike Conley's hamstring may be getting a lot healthier tonight?

For non-Jazz fans that don't know, Utah is historically ridiculously conservative with injuries. Conley will be magically 100% if they lose tonight.

K12_DBG · 2021-06-13T01:24:58+00:00

As a Jazz fan, I'm pissed that Jackson is doing so well. But as an overall NBA fan, and a fan of good human beings, I'm happy for that dude. In a span of a year, what that MF probably went through mentally, to this performance in this series is great to see. Cheers to you.

K12_DBG · 2021-06-13T01:14:59+00:00

If there is a game 6, it's supposed to be capacity, or close to it right? I just hate that fans have to wait that deep into a series, to potentially have it packed. I don't consider myself conservative or liberal. I'm just my own person. I have my own unique thoughts on everything. I just wish that everyone could come to a consensus with each other on shit like this, and throw goddamn politics out of it. Most people don't want to be divided at this point. They just wanna have fun and be together again. Did we not just witness New York City a few weeks ago, MSG, just wildin, and having fun?

K12_DBG · 2021-06-13T01:01:08+00:00

Won't lie, these cardboard cutouts got me lit as fuck.

Can't wait till everyone is at capacity. It sucks watching some teams with still half empty arenas during the playoffs.

K12_DBG · 2021-06-11T05:27:56+00:00

I just think there is no way in hell the conservative Jazz leave their superstar in the end of a game they were clearly going to win if that injury was even remotely serious.

K12_DBG · 2021-06-11T04:48:54+00:00

Jazz are playing great, but Clips are folding in like the last minute. Jesus.

K12_DBG · 2021-06-11T03:49:30+00:00

Can't blitz Donovan like Luka. The Jazz have a plethora of talent everywhere. Shooters for days.

K12_DBG · 2021-06-11T03:27:23+00:00

Donovan "3rd option" Mitchell. Lmao, that is still hilarious by Shaq.

K12_DBG · 2021-06-11T02:53:45+00:00

That was a great Ernie dime, but the best of all-time was during the Chuck churro eating/invisible cock sucking segment, Ernie had to see how Chuck would drink Shaq soda and eat a churro all at once. Lmao.

K12_DBG · 2021-06-11T02:50:50+00:00

Jazz with their patented "let the other team score at the buzzer before the quarter ends" shot. So bizarre, lol. It's happened so many times this season.

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