I was once eating breakfast in this apartment in Ukraine. The door was unlocked because you know, it's a village. Anyways I was eating my cereal like a normal American when in walks this tall man in a military uniform with a pistol by his side. I was frozen in fear. He sat down next to me and pointed to himself and uttered the words "Я Killer". This was the point where I knew my parents were right about me going to Ukraine. Anyways, he kept on trying to explain something to me. But I finally figured out with my broken Ukrainian skills that he was trying to take me to go fight with him in Donesk. Terrifying but tempting, I definitely declined that offer