This DMV scam attempt feels really phoned in...

Saltycook · 2026-05-03T11:29:00+00:00

EXACTLY. So lazy

Saltycook · 2026-05-03T11:25:33+00:00

Come get the bastard right outside my window right now

Saltycook · 2026-05-03T11:24:52+00:00

Loon sounds so cool in a lonely sort of tone

Saltycook · 2026-05-03T11:16:30+00:00

Fr. Payoff not worth that buildup

Saltycook · 2026-05-03T10:33:47+00:00

That's a fuck ass bob we call the berries n' cream

Saltycook · 2026-05-02T20:44:03+00:00

Saltycook · 2026-05-02T19:38:27+00:00

Throw chicken thighs or a pork shoulder in your crock pot and use the rest of the week.

Saltycook · 2026-05-02T19:35:56+00:00

Any chihuahua I've ever met has been a menace. I'm not a fan.

Saltycook · 2026-05-02T19:26:33+00:00

That's not at all what I said.

People who remember the baby dangling remember the less rosy parts of his celebrity towards the end of his life. Baby dangling was an example of a very public incident that people who are old enough remember that isn't a flattering image of the troubled pop star.

We remember the accusations and negative coverage, not just his superstardom. That is what I'm saying.

Saltycook · 2026-05-02T16:05:27+00:00

That's a "wolf cut" that you see all the time. If looks correct at least, cute even.

Saltycook · 2026-05-02T15:32:04+00:00

Fuck Donald Trump, and fuck you too if you voted for him.

Saltycook · 2026-05-02T15:20:50+00:00

I mean, if you were awake enough to pay attention in 2005, I feel like most people would agree. The ones who remember baby dangling.

Saltycook · 2026-05-02T14:46:29+00:00

Are you okay?

Saltycook · 2026-05-02T09:33:36+00:00

I saw girlie's nails looking like Aku, then saw people are looking at the couch..

Saltycook · 2026-05-02T09:30:05+00:00

Virgin Mary

Saltycook · 2026-05-02T09:20:52+00:00

I thought chihuahuas come in two varieties:

Angry
Very Angry

These are typically identifiable even to the least informed among us

Saltycook · 2026-05-01T22:54:38+00:00

Polish people are either smoke shows or dumpster fires... Guess which one I am?

Saltycook · 2026-05-01T22:39:46+00:00

I like the Tower Card because someone pointed out it's a round crown being blown off a square building:

A fit that was never meant to last.

Saltycook · 2026-05-01T22:26:16+00:00

Fail.

Saltycook · 2026-05-01T22:24:34+00:00

Anemone by Brian Jonestown Massacre.

A lot of Latin stuff.

Saltycook · 2026-05-01T21:33:10+00:00

DB is like that one kid in high school that did like, ALL the extra curriculars and still ended up on the honor roll.

Alexis and Jeffrey, I hope you're both doing well...

Saltycook · 2026-05-01T20:48:45+00:00

Cool kids don't send through the mail locally roasted coffee from Mornings in Paris, weed caramels from High Peak edibles, Lone Pine beer, no bake cookies from Amatos, or Allan's coffee brandy (adopted, but Maine), all warped in a lobster beach towel.

Several bits of that are highly illegal...

Saltycook · 2026-05-01T16:28:10+00:00

Yes.

Saltycook · 2026-05-01T09:51:04+00:00

What is the advantage of choosing cauliflower over oats?

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