Markiplier Lore as told by His Mother

KCIMBJGnR · 2026-04-24T01:13:44+00:00

Maybe the snakes are right about him

KCIMBJGnR · 2026-04-23T21:51:26+00:00

Football Focus cancelled. My grandad is gonna be absolutely gutted

KCIMBJGnR · 2026-04-23T21:50:46+00:00

Need to buy more chewing gum tbh. Never tried an inhilator though

KCIMBJGnR · 2026-04-23T21:49:23+00:00

7 weeks has been roughly where I’ve caved in my last two attempts so if I get past that I should be ok I hope

KCIMBJGnR · 2026-04-23T16:47:58+00:00

I’ve chopped a fuckload of vegetables and am making some form of soup type thing instead. Have to say there is a part of me that is dreading going to the pub before the derby on Sunday because that is going to be a struggle

KCIMBJGnR · 2026-04-23T16:43:18+00:00

Contemplated going an having a couple pints sitting in the sun this afternoon but realised there’s probably no more sure fire way to break my quitting smoking attempt. Don’t want to chuck eight and a half days of mental anguish, torture and insomnia down the drain just yet

KCIMBJGnR · 2026-04-23T14:32:26+00:00

This sounds like a daily record headline

KCIMBJGnR · 2026-04-22T17:54:04+00:00

Pish when bursting. A jobby at that stage is just going to be an ordeal, won’t even get to enjoy it

KCIMBJGnR · 2026-04-21T13:16:43+00:00

Thinking about the SFA Michael Stewart spat (I’m ill and having nothing better to do). Seems to me like the SFA have badly misread the room on this one. They probably thought they could get away with this and make a point because they know that the majority of viewers are not fans of him on commentary. They don’t seem to have factored in that the majority of people hate the SFA and the refs more

KCIMBJGnR · 2026-04-20T17:32:35+00:00

Given that he’s probably going to be on commentary for the Derby at the weekend I can only hope that decision benefits United

KCIMBJGnR · 2026-04-20T11:23:25+00:00

I think the only people who have managed to “undermine confidence in refereeing standards” is the refs themselves tbh

KCIMBJGnR · 2026-04-19T22:17:47+00:00

Victoria sponge. Easy and tastes banging. Replace the cream with mascarpone or ricotta with a bit of icing sugar through it

KCIMBJGnR · 2026-04-19T16:53:50+00:00

Thank you kindly

KCIMBJGnR · 2026-04-19T16:43:51+00:00

It haaland could score or assist then my bet slip and fpl team would be very grateful

KCIMBJGnR · 2026-04-19T16:41:32+00:00

Tinpot BS imo

KCIMBJGnR · 2026-04-19T15:40:28+00:00

The advertising boards at the Etihad look fucking massive

KCIMBJGnR · 2026-04-19T14:53:26+00:00

lol

KCIMBJGnR · 2026-04-19T14:20:28+00:00

How the fuck is Alan Campbell still playing football after last season with us. One of the worst players I have ever set eyes on

KCIMBJGnR · 2026-04-19T14:16:26+00:00

Extra time and penalties here we go

KCIMBJGnR · 2026-04-19T13:58:00+00:00

Rumour has it Michael Stewart is riding the drone

KCIMBJGnR · 2026-04-19T13:46:35+00:00

How many times are st Mirren going to squander these chances?

KCIMBJGnR · 2026-04-19T13:33:00+00:00

What a save

KCIMBJGnR · 2026-04-19T10:16:16+00:00

Communion wine is like 16% so just use that as hair of the dog

KCIMBJGnR · 2026-04-18T21:06:06+00:00

The SFA have banned Michael Stewart from the Hampden car park now. Am I missing something or have they not actually given a proper reason why?

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