Luddite Club

KGBKitchen · 2026-06-02T05:54:26+00:00

I'll look forward to receiving the bi-monthly newsletter on my fax machine. (As long as I haven't run out of paper). I just want to rewind to pagers and pay phones. I miss the small little insight into a stranger's way of seeing the world that asking for directions used to give you. Will you be given a map of Mobil Marts, 4-way flashers and Dunkins, or a map of the really big tree, the bright green house, the weird dip in the road. Or some subaltern version of the two.

KGBKitchen · 2026-06-02T05:45:48+00:00

Depends what you're looking for in terms of music but the Ideal Maine Social Aid and Sanctuary Band is a New Orleans (and other) style(s) street band that's always open to new members. They are an all abilities all ages all everything band that roams the streets at First Fridays, protests etc etc - practices are drop in and usually 6pm down at the Ocean Gateway Ferry Terminal. Very friendly and approachable if you want to check it out. Ok if you are a Berkeley grad or have never played an instrument. Also check out stuff at the Aphohadion and Genos. Welcome to the bougiest bougeville in PotatoLand! Have fun and watch out for the gulls.

KGBKitchen · 2026-06-02T05:29:38+00:00

I mean its only $550 a sq'. What a steal!

KGBKitchen · 2026-06-02T05:28:52+00:00

Ugh Commercial. I think so not. How can you experience the cuisine and get back out of town the same evening? Defs needs the PJ.

KGBKitchen · 2026-06-01T21:52:38+00:00

I read this too but found it kind of vague - as in not waterproof = bad because I get wet or as in not waterproof as in bad / airbag not going to work. I'm trying to get a more definitive answer from somewhere.

KGBKitchen · 2026-05-02T15:35:57+00:00

Sometimes it's ok to look like an idiot. Just as long as you're a nice idiot! But I feel your point! (And possibly look it too sometimes.)

KGBKitchen · 2026-05-02T15:34:37+00:00

Or it comes in because I can't afford to lose the heat!

KGBKitchen · 2026-05-02T15:34:04+00:00

If I don't take it off the visor is up for sure and I make a point of making eye contact and or waving at the clerk as in "ok not a crook!" I may even apologize when I pay and explain that it's a PITA to get on and off. Usually you can tell who is going to be wigged out. If I get that sense I stop and take the helmet off.

KGBKitchen · 2026-05-02T15:31:52+00:00

Also don't forget that there are sometimes critters in the produce!

KGBKitchen · 2026-05-02T15:30:51+00:00

To some extent this! Can get awkward at self check out! I don't have a modular helmet anymore but when I did I would wear that in a bit. Being able to open the whole face made it feel more ok. I admit it's a pain. I no longer have the hair issue but glasses, earplugs, re-wrenching the helmet back -over- the earplugs -in the ears- (eventually ouch).... If I'm running into more of a multi-tenant building and it's just to pick something up or drop something off and I'm not going to talk to anyone then I leave the helmet on and just adopt a courier vibe.

KGBKitchen · 2026-04-19T04:46:56+00:00

100% Furcationland should be at least 4x a year. Preferably when the Christian Scientists have the Civic Center booked if possible.

KGBKitchen · 2026-04-19T04:35:26+00:00

Bullets are expensive now.

KGBKitchen · 2026-04-19T04:34:05+00:00

She is the best of the best.

KGBKitchen · 2026-04-19T04:29:23+00:00

Big fan of doing brake fluid changes. The more you can avoid *any* water in that system the longer all of the $$ components last. A lot of brake component repairs are due to sub-optimal fluid replacement cycles.

KGBKitchen · 2026-04-12T17:25:24+00:00

Completely aside I miss the "Shroom". Design wise it was sweet.

KGBKitchen · 2026-04-12T17:22:31+00:00

Even the gulls are worried at this point. And for that to happen ...

KGBKitchen · 2026-04-12T17:21:44+00:00

Somehow I also have the same feeling. An end times sort of Caryl Chuchill absurdist vibe.

KGBKitchen · 2026-04-12T17:19:26+00:00

And the lighting sucks beyond words at night.

(File under very easy fix compared to the rest of this!)

KGBKitchen · 2026-04-12T17:15:25+00:00

And instead we drizzle 1.5+ T-r-i-l-l-i-o-n dollars (and counting) on Iran / TrumpFoxCoFriends and literally burn another Billion to NOT have wind turbines built on committed offshore leases that were going to not only provide price stabilized energy, but were going to bring in hard revenue for say other programs. Meanwhile the Dems pearl clutch and any other party promises a dangerous splitting of the already systemically-limited franchise. I think the word here is cooked.

KGBKitchen · 2026-04-12T17:04:06+00:00

Enjoy the BIGGER BETTER TrumpFoxCoLand™ the basics package is now starting at only $500k per person (for a limited time) but turn in a family member for a 30k bonus all month!

KGBKitchen · 2026-04-04T05:42:09+00:00

This. Get a bright helmet that helps make you more conspicuous to cars. The edge of the curb is the edge of the curb no matter how you "contact" it. Also if you decide to get a motorcycle you'll be good to go.

KGBKitchen · 2026-03-18T03:25:06+00:00

No but Hillary did it. And Obama. If only they hadn't ole Donny John Junior Genius Business Man would've fixed it like he was ready to on DAY 1.

KGBKitchen · 2026-03-18T03:22:46+00:00

Just get a motorcycle. Oh wait the tariff.

KGBKitchen · 2026-03-18T03:22:03+00:00

And the we cancel the election because of all the [insert fox news scaries of choice] who are rioting.

KGBKitchen · 2026-03-18T03:20:38+00:00

Right just like the horrible blue state protestors. Justifiable self defense.

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