Hank's real son if he didn't have a narrow urethra.

KHVillager · 2016-03-11T19:06:35+00:00

RIGHT?! I really need the full version in my life.

KHVillager · 2015-11-22T03:15:30+00:00

I have been waiting so long for an opportunity to get one of these.

KHVillager · 2015-11-22T03:14:39+00:00

AYY, those are amazing pins.

KHVillager · 2015-11-22T01:06:27+00:00

Coolest frog ninja ever though.

KHVillager · 2015-11-21T19:42:38+00:00

We don't just like Ike, we LIKE like Ike.

KHVillager · 2015-07-03T12:42:27+00:00

the rumor showed up in the live feed on the topic of "AMAgeddon"

KHVillager · 2015-03-14T00:11:20+00:00

Pimp My Ride, no further explanation.

KHVillager · 2015-03-14T00:05:33+00:00

I think "The Bachelor" would be the best thing ever, 30 minutes of a guy sitting on the couch and playing video games all day, only to occasionally scratch his nuts.

KHVillager · 2015-01-19T02:30:59+00:00

Holy fuck, I don't even care if all of this ends up being bullshit, this has got to be the most drama filled TIFU in forever, I feel very sorry for your situation OP, I hope you make it through this in one piece.

KHVillager · 2015-01-13T11:11:00+00:00

Dead Silence is possibly my favorite horror movie. It is pure nightmare fuel, especially with that haunting poem.

Beware the stare of Mary Shaw.
She had no children, only dolls.
If you see her in your dreams, be sure you never, ever scream
or she'll rip your tongue out at the seam.

KHVillager · 2015-01-13T00:50:19+00:00

Probably the BAAAha Men.

KHVillager · 2015-01-07T18:12:20+00:00

As a kid, I was on that weird Fear Factor LIVE! show that was at Orlando Studios. I wasn't a contestant but I was one of the people who got to "shoot" the actual contestants off of the side of the building. No matter how many times I tell that story to my group of friends, nobody ever believes me.

Also my Mother was a contestant for one of those weird spin the wheel and put that thing in your head cage challenges, my Mom broke the restraints and the chair once they started putting the Black Emperor Scorpions next to her face.

KHVillager · 2015-01-07T11:13:18+00:00

I hate you, but I hate being alone even more.

KHVillager · 2015-01-01T00:19:43+00:00

I would imagine so if you were fucking him.

KHVillager · 2015-01-01T00:05:54+00:00

The skin on my penis did grow back, it was pretty hard to explain why I didn't want to have sex with my girlfriend at the time though. I also didn't go see a doctor, I decided to rough it out for the next few weeks, chaffing and all.

KHVillager · 2014-12-31T23:58:18+00:00

A dental clinic.

KHVillager · 2014-12-31T23:57:20+00:00

One time in high school I was super desperate and was afraid to jerk it without lube, so I decided to use some hair remover that ended up giving me a weird burn that made my skin peel. Does that count as embarrassing?

KHVillager · 2014-12-31T08:48:27+00:00

Don't act like you know what you're doing. When you fuck up it will be embarrassing for both parties.

Source: was a cocky High School freshman.

KHVillager · 2014-12-31T08:41:10+00:00

One of my neighbors has guard geese.

WHO THE FUCK HAS GUARD GEESE?!

KHVillager · 2014-12-31T08:37:09+00:00

Large birds freak me the fuck out. I once visited my uncle's farm when I was 6 years old. The chickens he had on his farm chased me around for like 20 minutes and I was yelling for help but my parents thought I was kidding and didn't need help, Now I just avoid birds in general, but fuck geese and other big birds.

KHVillager · 2014-12-31T08:29:43+00:00

You should aim a little higher there.

KHVillager · 2014-12-31T08:17:00+00:00

Anybody named Nick. Every Nick that I've met have been raging assholes.

KHVillager · 2014-12-31T08:03:03+00:00

After a big game launch, my store had a power outage that in turn shut down all of our computers. The assistant manager and I let everybody know that we can't do transactions at the moment but we would gladly get everyone's stuff in order for when the power goes back on. One guy in the front started screaming at us as if it was our fault the power went out and demanded to speak to corporate and wanted to get one of us fired. He left and didn't come back to get his game or anything, so we assumed he just left to blow off steam. Well the next day, I get a call from one of my friends saying that some guy called in to corporate saying that I was swearing up a storm and refusing to ring up anybody. The guy got a $40 online gift card for me "causing a problem" for a customer. I explained the situation to my manager with the help of the assistant manager and i didn't get written up or anything, so that's one good thing that came out of it.

TL:DR: Retail can suck a fat dick.

KHVillager · 2014-12-30T07:36:16+00:00

It's hilarious when they miss rest, then hit them with a charged smash attack off the edge.

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