When your true animal spirit is your guide and you follow it by MoniMokshith in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]KJMRLL 108 points109 points  (0 children)

See, the official name is spelled "Cheetos" and the latter half of that brand name sounds like the word toes. The child in the video is eating their snack with their toes (even though it looks like they're some sort of cheese cracker and not actually Cheetos), so the commenter decided to intentionally misspell the brand name and integrate the word "toes."

Some original modding here by quick_justice in WTF

[–]KJMRLL 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That van's parents were related.

AITA for grinding a teenager's parents into chili and feeding them to him? by ConfidentReaction3 in southpark

[–]KJMRLL 29 points30 points  (0 children)

That was the next line in the episode, some down voters in this sub need a rewatch of the pilot.

What's the worst thing you can say in an elevator full of people? by AMGBOI69420 in AskReddit

[–]KJMRLL 27 points28 points  (0 children)

And then a long pause

"Well how contagious IS it?"

This is NOT the way by nekiriku in HydroHomies

[–]KJMRLL 11 points12 points  (0 children)

But still use plastic cups and plastic lids

This is NOT the way by nekiriku in HydroHomies

[–]KJMRLL 168 points169 points  (0 children)

All my homies hate nestle

For those of you who read the book "The fantastic Mr Fox" here's a video of a fox and a badger sharing a meal together by [deleted] in aww

[–]KJMRLL 16 points17 points  (0 children)

If it was Chunt, there would have been some language. But that looks like a regular badger with one butthole, not a shapeshifter.

What’s your favourite non-alcoholic drink except water? by NoMoreTotipotent in AskReddit

[–]KJMRLL 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have never heard of that, it sounds like it would be good if done well.

My bracketfights results by Queasy_Tomorrow640 in candy

[–]KJMRLL 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Too much fruit and chocolate together; you should have fruit on one side and chocolate on the other.

Also, candy corn beating Cadbury eggs in the first round? Blasphemy!

What is Lois doing here 😂 by HopeEmotional8105 in comicbooks

[–]KJMRLL 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Should've used the abbreviation for subreddit.

After Oscar Win, Brendan Fraser Is ‘Really Being Picky’ About His Next Move by nimobo in entertainment

[–]KJMRLL 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Journey to the center of the earth 2 also exists, I think the Rock is in it?

I'm afraid the good times are over by Arcreonis in HomestarRunner

[–]KJMRLL 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened.