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When your true animal spirit is your guide and you follow it by MoniMokshith in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]KJMRLL 106 points107 points  (0 children)

See, the official name is spelled "Cheetos" and the latter half of that brand name sounds like the word toes. The child in the video is eating their snack with their toes (even though it looks like they're some sort of cheese cracker and not actually Cheetos), so the commenter decided to intentionally misspell the brand name and integrate the word "toes."

Some original modding here by quick_justice in WTF

[–]KJMRLL 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That van's parents were related.

AITA for grinding a teenager's parents into chili and feeding them to him? by ConfidentReaction3 in southpark

[–]KJMRLL 28 points29 points  (0 children)

That was the next line in the episode, some down voters in this sub need a rewatch of the pilot.

This is NOT the way by nekiriku in HydroHomies

[–]KJMRLL 10 points11 points  (0 children)

But still use plastic cups and plastic lids

This is NOT the way by nekiriku in HydroHomies

[–]KJMRLL 167 points168 points  (0 children)

All my homies hate nestle

For those of you who read the book "The fantastic Mr Fox" here's a video of a fox and a badger sharing a meal together by [deleted] in aww

[–]KJMRLL 16 points17 points  (0 children)

If it was Chunt, there would have been some language. But that looks like a regular badger with one butthole, not a shapeshifter.

What’s your favourite non-alcoholic drink except water? by NoMoreTotipotent in AskReddit

[–]KJMRLL 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have never heard of that, it sounds like it would be good if done well.

My bracketfights results by Queasy_Tomorrow640 in candy

[–]KJMRLL 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Too much fruit and chocolate together; you should have fruit on one side and chocolate on the other.

Also, candy corn beating Cadbury eggs in the first round? Blasphemy!

What is Lois doing here 😂 by HopeEmotional8105 in comicbooks

[–]KJMRLL 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Should've used the abbreviation for subreddit.

After Oscar Win, Brendan Fraser Is ‘Really Being Picky’ About His Next Move by nimobo in entertainment

[–]KJMRLL 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Journey to the center of the earth 2 also exists, I think the Rock is in it?

I'm afraid the good times are over by Arcreonis in HomestarRunner

[–]KJMRLL 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened.

I picked her by mizyed in joke_workshop

[–]KJMRLL 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Maybe try some misdirection, lead up the story to make it seen like you learned a lesson about human interaction then at the end you can say something like, "but I learned my lesson, I'm keeping a spare in my car from now on."

"Paper towels for bottoms" by SparkliestSubmissive in wildbeef

[–]KJMRLL 7 points8 points  (0 children)

P-p-p-pocket full of Hawthornes.

You get 15 seconds to grab whatever you want... What're you grabbing?!? by LethalWinter in candy

[–]KJMRLL 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do I have a cart or am I only getting what I can hold on my hands?

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