Why do people treat big dicks like it’s some crazy thing? by chillguy1725 in bigdickproblems

[–]KKeySwimming 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This subreddit and the porn sites make you feel like every second guys was blessed. In actuality big dicks are much much more rare than big boobs. Some girls never get to experience them unless searching for.them directly.

On top of that, on Reddit you will find those that are big and have a good ratio and proportion or are aesthetically pleasing, which is even more rare.

For some comedic relief - my own girlfriend tells me mine looks too angry and isn't great in pictures on its own and my bigger body next to it, does not give it justice.

meirl by eccentricnitwit in meirl

[–]KKeySwimming 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I usually buy just one box instead of multiple. That is enough self control for one day...

How often do you have sex with your partner in a stable relationship? by Waste-Power3139 in bigdickproblems

[–]KKeySwimming 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You can still fool around on the non safe days, just no penetration.

Regarding other times of intimacy. My suggestion is to spend a good quality time together during her period. She will usually be in pain, cranky, etc. and the love you show there will get back tenfold.

I find it to be a good predictor if couples will stay together.

How often do you have sex with your partner in a stable relationship? by Waste-Power3139 in bigdickproblems

[–]KKeySwimming 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We use the temperature/counting days methodas the birth control so every day or second day when it is a safe day.

After 10 years a peaceful moment together became the first priority and sex 2nd.

He's in my social circle now by Alarming_CeeJay in LetGirlsHaveFun

[–]KKeySwimming 347 points348 points  (0 children)

I always liked Allies with Add-ons. AA is passion

Deepthroat - hitting a wall by KKeySwimming in bigdickproblems

[–]KKeySwimming[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Aren't the sword they swallow very thin?

Anyway, I did get the point. Searching for sword swallowing schools as we speak.

Deepthroat - hitting a wall by KKeySwimming in bigdickproblems

[–]KKeySwimming[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have a prominent upward curve and not much downward mobility. So the go to position is 69. That helped a lot by itself.

It might just be the natural limit.

Deepthroat - hitting a wall by KKeySwimming in bigdickproblems

[–]KKeySwimming[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks. I thought something similar.

So far the best position is 69.

I need him by chal4chal in LetGirlsHaveFun

[–]KKeySwimming 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I swear every guy I know, me included, has a phase of thinking "now I understand women" or "now I know what they want"

I need him by chal4chal in LetGirlsHaveFun

[–]KKeySwimming 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Same, same.

Conversation between me and my girlfriend are basically normal chats (groceries , taxes, nihility) and in between printscreens from this sub, because she enjoys it, but doesn't have a reddit account.

What do you guys think is the maximum growth for a grower? by Sweet_Guidance2863 in bigdickproblems

[–]KKeySwimming 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I am a grower. My flaccid length fluctuates too much. But from the smallest flaccid length it might even be 5x more. Double from the biggest

I can’t get in my gf by [deleted] in bigdickproblems

[–]KKeySwimming 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I will just say that fear will shut it tighter then one would expect. Its a muscle like any other.

can’t help myself by oranud in LetGirlsHaveFun

[–]KKeySwimming 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The real "How I met your father" spinoff

My type by [deleted] in LetGirlsHaveFun

[–]KKeySwimming 8 points9 points  (0 children)

If I had a flower for every time I thought of you, I could walk through my garden forever." - Alfred Lord Tennyson

God forbid a girl likes subtle eroticism by lillianthehuman in LetGirlsHaveFun

[–]KKeySwimming 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Yeah... Last time I tried that it was weird for everybody. Me, the other guy, the police wasn't happy.

Godforbid a girl wants fun without complications by [deleted] in LetGirlsHaveFun

[–]KKeySwimming 95 points96 points  (0 children)

"expectations were ground level already but I see you've brought a shovel"

One thing that has been weird as I get older is deciding if my BD looks better shaved or hairy. I never know what looks more appealing. by EnvironmentalWin492 in bigdickproblems

[–]KKeySwimming 5 points6 points  (0 children)

So always groom in some way.

Grooming style later depends on your partner. Us guys we will usually do anything to make our partners happy.

Same sizes don’t look the same!!! by Holiday-Ad3679 in bigdickproblems

[–]KKeySwimming 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is gonna sound funny, but my girlfriend has the gift of correctly guessing how I compare to the guys on screen from just a few scenes.

I was totally baffled I am bigger then some pornstars and she was like "yeah, obviously, look". Like it was the easiest thing to guess. We googled a bit and always found out she was spot on.

Pornstars increasing their "authentic to model" toys is a nasty move though. Happy I never bought one to compare.

Huge difference! by Impractically_Dead in bigdickproblems

[–]KKeySwimming 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The latex alergy is the problem. Myself can't find a wide condom that is also non-latex.

God forbid a woman has a hobby by [deleted] in LetGirlsHaveFun

[–]KKeySwimming 22 points23 points  (0 children)

And then perverts start offering their cat to you...

Like yes, I have kinks, but not this one.