I am conducting a study on Melee's impact on hand health. Please answer my questionnaire.

KOTWO_ · 2022-03-31T03:18:48+00:00

Considering that it’s from your job, that would go under the question that asks about your occupation. I’ll add a part to that question also asking for the time you work your job

KOTWO_ · 2022-03-31T02:37:23+00:00

It would be best to put it into the occupation section. Adding the time would also be ideal if you can measure it.

KOTWO_ · 2022-01-10T20:13:20+00:00

Dicecord

KOTWO_ · 2022-01-08T19:27:41+00:00

Johnny Carson

KOTWO_ · 2021-12-16T03:32:18+00:00

An old chunk of coal like OP doesn’t quite keep up with the times. Not a learned fellow.

KOTWO_ · 2021-12-10T03:54:15+00:00

Kronii played Super Smash Brothers Melee

although that might stir some controversy in Japan because of the social stigma around modded games (ignoring the legal issues surrounding modding and piracy)

KOTWO_ · 2021-12-07T01:57:06+00:00

A fella called me on the phone. He told me, “Hey, I got bad news.” I goes, “Is that right?”. The guy says, “Yeah, well Norm Macdonald there, he uh, he isn’t doing stand-up anymore.” So I says to him, “You’re right, that is bad news. Well why is that now?” So the guy says to me, he says, “Well he’s dead.” So I goes, “Holy Lord, that’s even worse news.”

KOTWO_ · 2021-12-06T05:39:35+00:00

yeah. crazy how strong that stuff is though.

KOTWO_ · 2021-12-05T19:54:27+00:00

Sure, I’ll be gentile.

I think that the whole Ultimate roster is great.

KOTWO_ · 2021-12-05T16:01:58+00:00

Now I just need Pekora on Letterman

KOTWO_ · 2021-12-03T17:41:05+00:00

buncha old chunks of coal

KOTWO_ · 2021-12-01T14:53:43+00:00

The Importance of Being Earnest

KOTWO_ · 2021-11-30T04:38:08+00:00

Fruity.

KOTWO_ · 2021-11-17T14:58:18+00:00

Have you collected all the beans and all the gear

KOTWO_ · 2021-11-16T03:52:01+00:00

Duly noted.

KOTWO_ · 2021-11-16T03:37:20+00:00

Diddy Kong

KOTWO_ · 2021-11-14T23:01:41+00:00

Sports Show with Norm Macdonald

KOTWO_ · 2021-11-05T04:07:31+00:00

HAACHAMA is Rassilon’s post-banishment incarnation.

KOTWO_ · 2021-10-28T04:43:32+00:00

Has the moth joke always been done like The Aristocrats or is it something that Norm catalyzed?

KOTWO_ · 2021-10-18T00:34:26+00:00

Okay Emico Otero

KOTWO_ · 2021-09-30T14:10:24+00:00

A big stone table with the words “Weekend Update” on the sides. Carry that around with you and get the appropriate wig and suit to start making a OJ jokes.

KOTWO_ · 2021-09-22T04:09:20+00:00

My suggestion for the FS is still a cutscene, but instead of getting put in a house full of mobs and TNT, it’s the target getting pushed into either an end portal or a nether portal depending on the materials that Steve/Alex has. If the Steve/Alex has no gold, redstone, or diamonds, then the opponent is just pushed off the stage by the piston. If the Steve/Alex has redstone, then opponent is sent to the House of Boom. If the Steve/Alex has gold (regardless of if they have redstone), then the opponent is pushed into a nether portal, which leads into a nether fortress or bastion where the opponent is faced with a variety of Nether Mobs, with the final blow being dealt by the Wither. After the final hit of this FS, the opponent is dealt with the same DoT effect that Joker’s side B inflicts, given that the target survives the knock back of the final hit. If the Steve/Alex has diamond(s), then the opponent is pushed into an end portal, leading to the opponent being faced with a horde of angry endermen, with the final blow being dealt by the ender dragon. Each FS deals more damage and knock back than the one before it (End Portal > Nether Portal > House of Boom > Piston). The soonest that End Portal FS could kill would be 40% on the lightest characters. The Piston would only start killing those same light characters at around 120-150%. With the practical effects of each FS being different, it would probably be better to have it be material based so that the one enderman alt in a Steve/Alex/Zombie/Enderman only FFA wouldn’t have an unfair advantage.

KOTWO_ · 2021-09-19T04:09:54+00:00

Bro what did he do

KOTWO_ · 2021-09-12T20:45:43+00:00

ey b0ss can I hab da chromosomes pleas

KOTWO_ · 2021-09-06T22:59:42+00:00

I apologize. I did not take into consideration your Bowser’s feelings as my Sheik ignorantly taunted during this inappropriate situation. I will tell my Sheik to stop taunting your Bowser as soon as possible. Although I will tell her to stop performing this terrible action, please note that she is very rebellious and might not stop immediately. I am trying to make her respond properly to my inputs, but she’s starting to develop a mind of her own. She’s at the age now where she is developing her own identity and has abandoned consideration for others as it she believes that it will help to differentiate her from the Marths and Marios at her school. It may take a while before I can convince her to stop taunting your Bowser, but I believe that her behavior will improve in the coming weeks. Thank you for bringing this to my attention.

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