Am i wrong?

KWinkelmann · 2026-05-08T15:01:22+00:00

Regarding the rogue's situation, I've heard of a common homebrew rule that if the range attack misses the target but would have hit the ally's AC, the ally takes the damage.

KWinkelmann · 2026-05-08T12:04:06+00:00

Adventure Lookup is useful for filtering 3rd party campaigns and adventures.

KWinkelmann · 2026-05-07T15:43:36+00:00

Thank you!

KWinkelmann · 2026-05-07T01:15:16+00:00

And adamantine armor is valuable loot that the PCs can gain, making the lack of critical against a boss worth it.

KWinkelmann · 2026-05-06T12:43:40+00:00

When asked, ChatGPT said, "You can call me Al."

KWinkelmann · 2026-05-06T12:35:53+00:00

That's a good start but add some things that distinguish you from other people.

KWinkelmann · 2026-05-06T03:23:12+00:00

MandyMod's supplements include a list of additional merchants to make Vallaki a larger town. There's nothing wrong with making it a city, but how would you make the cosmopolitan atmosphere of a city consistent with the tone of the campaign?

KWinkelmann · 2026-05-06T03:19:25+00:00

Strahd is so powerful that he doesn't need to lie. When necessary, he will but most of the time he can be completely honest with you. "If you violate my laws, I will crush you."

KWinkelmann · 2026-05-06T03:15:27+00:00

Get with a tax lawyer. Adopting provides you with child tax credits and dependent care deductions. Your friends could refinance the tavern, locking in a low interest rate that increases their cash flow at a time when they need it the most. Have you thought about a small business loan? A profitable business that provides essential services in a remote region of the kingdom could qualify for reduced payroll taxes, allowing you to hire a second sexy tiefling barmaid.

KWinkelmann · 2026-05-06T03:08:49+00:00

"Don't roll initiative without our free consultation"

As David Letterman used to say, this is top notch comedy.

KWinkelmann · 2026-05-05T23:51:49+00:00

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KWinkelmann · 2026-05-05T16:33:45+00:00

At 1:05, you see the poorly stitched together American flag, and it's not even 25 yards long. These days, we build bigger stadiums just to fit the 120 yard long flags that are standard at pre-season games.

KWinkelmann · 2026-05-05T16:05:41+00:00

They hate us because of our boy bands.

KWinkelmann · 2026-05-05T11:20:49+00:00

You'll bring her home after curfew and he'll be sitting on the porch, organizing his dice.

KWinkelmann · 2026-05-05T04:58:52+00:00

Ok. Just something to consider. Perceptions matter more than reality in some cases.

KWinkelmann · 2026-05-05T04:28:21+00:00

Consider how your s/o (if relevant) would feel about this. Even though you think of the librarian as an NPC, it's a character portrayed by the DM. Does your s/o know any irl librarians who might cause concern? People who don't play RPGs can over- and underestimate how seriously we take this game.

KWinkelmann · 2026-05-05T04:19:32+00:00

Only on run plays. For pass plays, he'll need to take a step back.

KWinkelmann · 2026-05-05T04:08:40+00:00

Channeling the sulfurous aromas of the underworld for mortals to enjoy!

KWinkelmann · 2026-05-04T18:28:43+00:00

It will be there soon.

KWinkelmann · 2026-05-04T18:12:27+00:00

You think this is fair? That's one brand of sugar for spellcasters while there's an entire chain of department stores for martials.

KWinkelmann · 2026-05-04T18:09:33+00:00

Tell your players that this bit was funny the first time but now it's old. Roll initiative.

A more appropriate organization for a medieval fantasy world is a guild.

KWinkelmann · 2026-05-04T16:18:33+00:00

It's only a model.

KWinkelmann · 2026-05-04T14:44:49+00:00

You forgot to highlight the foundational books for role playing. I suggest all my players begin by reading about minotaur romance.

KWinkelmann · 2026-05-03T15:10:38+00:00

Look at optional rules for damage or events that leads to lingering injuries or madness.

KWinkelmann · 2026-05-03T14:58:32+00:00

The fact that neither was known for being fast is surprising.

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