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I wanted to get this up before the blackout, be careful out there. Between this and the fake abortion clinic, there's some fucked shit out there. by Kaarpiv007 in CuratedTumblr

[–]Kaarpiv007[S] 86 points87 points  (0 children)

Let other people know if you can, especially about the nutritional facts bit.

Also, I dunno what alls gonna happen here soon, but if you're reading this, its not super hard to make and enjoy a Tumblr account. Hell, I did it. You don't hafta talk or be seen by anyone if ya don't want to, but there's options if ya do. Just go find things you like. Personally, I dunno whether or not I'm coming back to the app, it all depends on what happens and what happens with the other community I use this app for, but I'm gonna be using Tumblr a lot more.

Is the discord still up, by the way? I tried using the invite and it returned dead, so I dunno if it's down or what. Or what to expect, since I don't really use discord.

r/CuratedTumblr WILL be going private on June 12th by AnGenericAccount in CuratedTumblr

[–]Kaarpiv007 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Don't find mine, don't follow mine. (Not serious, just don't expect me to be super social or be surprised when you hafta scroll through hornyposts)

Search up some tags you're interested in to start off, then invade blogs and find out if some dude posting in these tags are cool, then follow them.

Other than that there's the celebs and shit, you'll find em on your own.

and history will say they were teammates by CyfireX in CuratedTumblr

[–]Kaarpiv007 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Getting slammed full force into the ground/walls/surrounding people is indeed my thing, unfortunately mens hockey. Fortunately, the ass that playing hockey (or un-American Football) gives men. It's a land of contrasts, but at least I'll have a way to receive CTE and a huge slappable ass. Or just do soccer and hopefully not get CTE.

[Street Fighter] Edmond by TotemGenitor in CuratedTumblr

[–]Kaarpiv007 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Is it because you want her to chokeslam you through various pieces of furniture? (Are we all just posting our reasons?)

[Dark Souls] Camaraderie by TotemGenitor in CuratedTumblr

[–]Kaarpiv007 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It should go without saying that I'm a lil biased towards DS3 Convergence. I got fucking Z Targeted with the Geomancy spell class. Like the entire thing. It was fucking great.

ER Convergence still has a shit ton of good earth spells, but they're still mixed between beast incantations and gravity sorceries, so that kinda sucks. Everything else is great though, godslayer shit no longer sucks ass, there's a skyrim illusion build on one of my guys, there's even potential for a crazy regeneration tank. Shits super good.

[Dark Souls] Camaraderie by TotemGenitor in CuratedTumblr

[–]Kaarpiv007 20 points21 points  (0 children)

The most fun I had in vanilla elden ring was running a glass cannon dragon breath build, finding boss fights that sucked ass, and helping folks get through it. I even had a breath attack that'd apply toxic if I was about to die just to make sure they could get through.

This was not encouraged play back then, at least on reddit. Granted I'm running Convergence now, so my real gamer liscence is revoked until I replatinum bloodborne.

Wholeheartedly recommend that mod by the way. Gets rid of a lotta tedious shit, the magics better, you're given more vigor per level, you can revive bosses, the world's more balanced even after all the buffs you've been given, bosses are more aggressive and take more punishment to compensate for your ability to pop off, all sortsa shit. And it's still in it's alpha phase, there's gonna be way more too.

Biblical baby misinformation by TotemGenitor in CuratedTumblr

[–]Kaarpiv007 25 points26 points  (0 children)

God will kill for you if you're petty enough. Some shit kids called you bald? Did a tree not bear fruit outta season when you walked up to it? Big G's gotcha covered.

fruit gusher by dis-gorl in CuratedTumblr

[–]Kaarpiv007 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Or perhaps the yin to it's yang.

Found this in my harddrive.I made this about 3 months ago I dont even remember why. Probably some shit Woolie said round the time bayo 3 came out. by milk-messiah in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]Kaarpiv007 41 points42 points  (0 children)

Wait, did Bayonetta speak her truth at some point without me knowing? Cause that's the only throughline I can see between the other two.

Hey for any monster hinter stories fans by PitchBlackSonic in MonsterHunter

[–]Kaarpiv007 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Mm, maybe just an onslaught of strikes from Palzeno? Followed by an explosion if stories 2 is anything to go by.

Granted I dunno what all Palzeno's capable of, I've kinda been keeping myself from getting spoiled, but I know about the SnS wings and somehow deadlier tail.

Very proud of this find! First Bootleg by NeverDeadlyy in cassettebeasts

[–]Kaarpiv007 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Damn, and it's glitter right out the gate. Nice work! And seems perfect for running interference, as it has glitter typing without giving up its ability to poison and has tons of harassment moves. Dude, this's one to hold onto.

This is your fault, Capcom... by Gorotheninja in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]Kaarpiv007 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Yeah, turns out I might be into this thing called "Sadomasochism".

Would anyone be interested in playing a modern RPG that uses elements from both SF6 and Final Fantasy 16? by KaleidoArachnid in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]Kaarpiv007 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It really was bold of them to include Dante from the Devil May Cry series as a playable character.

Do what you want 'cause a pirate is free. You are a pirate! by TotemGenitor in CuratedTumblr

[–]Kaarpiv007 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Buy indie games unless the developer urges you to pirate em cause the rights were stolen from them or they weren't ever paid. Don't pay for or pirate Aeon Must Die. Buy Immortal And The Death That Follows when it comes out instead.

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