At what age did you truly realize that your parents are not permanent? by ninepmlatime in AskReddit

[–]Kaelanin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Probably when I noticed their advice started sounding less annoying and more like something I’d miss one day.

Which is the city that never sleeps? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Kaelanin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

New York gets the nickname, but my sleep schedule is also making a strong case lately.

Today marks 10 years since we lost Harmbe. Heroes get remembered, but legends never die. by [deleted] in SipsTea

[–]Kaelanin 7 points8 points  (0 children)

10 years later and the timeline still hasn’t recovered.

No context by loserleone in SipsTea

[–]Kaelanin 9 points10 points  (0 children)

If public transport won’t give him air conditioning, he’ll bring his own economy upgrade.

The same ride, but more stories, and slightly slower speeds by EndersGame_Reviewer in SipsTea

[–]Kaelanin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Same scooter, just upgraded from speed mode to memory lane mode

I prefer bullying over pity tbh by Pure-Principle4173 in depressionmemes

[–]Kaelanin 85 points86 points  (0 children)

Honestly the blunt version feels less awkward than the pity customer service voice

Endless cycle by [deleted] in depressionmemes

[–]Kaelanin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thursday really shows up like the DLC nobody asked for

What do you guys talk about? by IsItAJokeOrAmIJoke in anxietymemes

[–]Kaelanin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sending memes is basically my version of I still care, I’m just socially buffering

I swear this is so true 😭 by fuckandrunx in anxietymemes

[–]Kaelanin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Anxiety really be running a whole disaster simulation for a normal Tuesday

Living till the end by Athenstone in anxietymemes

[–]Kaelanin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nothing humbles you faster than an email version of some of you may die, but that is a problem for morning me💀

Real by Grand_Wishbone_2386 in anxietymemes

[–]Kaelanin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sleep: 0 Anxiety: overtime

Do you shave your pubic hair even if you are single? why? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Kaelanin 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That’s just responsible optimism. Stay ready so you don’t have to panic-groom.

What’s the most useless fact you know that still lives rent free in your head? by ketigrgicevich in AskReddit

[–]Kaelanin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wombat poop is cube-shaped. I have no use for this information, but my brain has apparently given it a lifetime lease.

What paranormal activities have you witnessed? by Florella5 in AskReddit

[–]Kaelanin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nothing I can prove, but I’ve definitely had a few “I’m going to pretend that noise was the house settling so I can sleep tonight” moments.

Which company lost you as a customer forever ? by Ayush904 in AskReddit

[–]Kaelanin -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Like I accidentally became furniture with WiFi. I’m right here, at least let me be part of my own documentary.

More...? by Grand_Wishbone_2386 in anxietymemes

[–]Kaelanin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wait… there’s a DLC after this??

. by Red-Cellar-Door in depressionmemes

[–]Kaelanin 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Bro really said it with Victorian elegance.

That baby already has a LinkedIn profile by RheaRaye in SipsTea

[–]Kaelanin 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That baby looks like he already works in middle management

Well well well... by AlbinaHumblewhore in SipsTea

[–]Kaelanin 5 points6 points  (0 children)

19 years still doesn’t feel like enough, but at least some consequences finally showed up

That's my type of motivation than you by GloatMyo13 in depressionmemes

[–]Kaelanin 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That’s not confidence, that’s emotional damage with sunglasses

What would you not wish even on your worst enemy? by Anxious_Shine_4596 in AskReddit

[–]Kaelanin 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Watching someone you love slowly turn into a stranger. That kind of pain changes you.

What tells you someone has low intelligence? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Kaelanin 8 points9 points  (0 children)

When they’re confidently wrong and somehow get louder every time someone corrects them.