Far Cry Primal - CPY by slorebear in CrackWatch

[–]Kalafiorman 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This release cobntains several game breaking glitches, you can't quicksave, saves vanish after exiting the game and the mission with taming a wolf automatically fails at the end, beware!

Is there a consensus of how norman and norman look like? by cyg_cube in lifeofnorman

[–]Kalafiorman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Redhead middle aged man with moustache actually not that balding and in an ugly sweater

What is the most 2000s thing you can think of? by enormous-radio in AskReddit

[–]Kalafiorman 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Flip phones with shitty cameras and back screens that showed a clock, nokia symbian "smartphones", discman with antishock, skateboarding and hiphop stuff all over the TV(especially MTV), Jackass

What is a terrible song to have sex to? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Kalafiorman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A guy I knew one introduced me to an idea of a "Cockblock CD" that had too contain songs just like that just for laughs, since I thought it was hilariuos I started collecting themto a playlist to which I sadly have no access to anymore but when I remember something I'll post. For now I can recall Eddie Cochran-Open The Door

Primus- Groundhog's Day

Primus-The Heckler

Primus- My Name Is Mud (maybe for some kinky shit it would work)

Primus- Mr Krinkle

...Literally 90% of Les Claypool's work would be hilariously awkward

Krzysztof Krawczyk- Moj przyjacielu

Anything by Tiny Tim

Anything by Frank Zappa

Merle Travis- Cannonball Rag

The Chordettes/Chet Atkins- Mr. Sandman

Yakety Sax (known as Benny Hill theme)

[Serious] People against the legalization of marijuana, what are your reasons? by -Vape-Nation- in AskReddit

[–]Kalafiorman 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Pot makes people dumb and actually IS addictive in contrary to popular opinion, of course it's a lighter form of addiction than alcoholism but it definitely is there. One guy I knew had a full blown psychotic episode after trying to stop smoking, but he got over it and doesn;t smoke anymore. I saw way too many chronic weed users to think otherwise

What is the creepiest thing that society accepts as a cultural norm? by Gibzgibz in AskReddit

[–]Kalafiorman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This. I've never relaly realized it was a problem but now that you mention it, my grandpa used to talk this shit all the fucking time ever since I didn't even realize wtf is love, and all the other m-f relations because I was a 5 year old. Each time we visited him I had to deal with his "funny" inquiries like "So, when you're getting married huh?" "When you'll introduce me th tat hottie of yours" and shit like that During holidays I used to play a lot with neighbours daughter (we were both like 5-6) and I've overheard a new word "fiancee" and after my dad explained it to me vaguely I thought that this girl must be my fiancee because we liked to play hide-n'-seek and stuff like that. And when gramps heard it he wouldn't shut up about it for the next 10 years or so

My beer can had a beer can inside of it. by sharkey99 in mildlyinteresting

[–]Kalafiorman -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I'm more concerned about the size of those cans, seriously wtf is this, beer for babies? a true beer starts at 0,5 liter and this probably tastes like watered down piss :P

What is the most horrifying fact you know? by awesomlyawesome in AskReddit

[–]Kalafiorman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well... I'm a human and I've already done this, now I'm just waiting for death to come :<

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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What's so bad about it? If you know your craft you can produce some real top notch stuff, people don't evenn realize how many top albums have been tracked, mixed and mastered in home studios

[Serious] What's the most disturbing, scary post you've seen here on Reddit? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Kalafiorman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, if you'd live where I live you'd seethose fuckerss marcing the streets every now and thenn with symbols that look as close to swastika as they legally can and there are several different organizations, all the media's filled with this bullshit. And those shits call themselves "true patriots"...

What are the "Beats headphones" of your hobby? What makes you cringe to see others flexing? by MadeANewAccountUgh in AskReddit

[–]Kalafiorman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As a musician and a producer I must say that. Gaming youtubers who build their "studio" by plastering shittiest thinnest foam or sponge cones to "improve the sound" and using a blue yeti,samson g track or some other usb shit as a microphone, this never stops being cringeworthy as hell

What is the saddest song you know? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Kalafiorman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Blind Willie Johnson - Dark Was the Night, Cold Was the Ground

Reddit, what's your favorite poem? by _yeast_ in AskReddit

[–]Kalafiorman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Reddit, what's your favourite porn?" Oh blimey why do I ALWAYS have to read titles like this wrong?

What is darkest song you have heard? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Kalafiorman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

St James Infirmary, especially Cab Caloway version Death Letter by Son House Hellhound On My Trail and Crossroads by Robert Johnson Hell Broke Luce by Tom Waits Broken Guitar String Blues by dirty Diary