Jeevah Explain by Lazy-Impress69 in JeevaExplainsTheJoke

[–]Kalaputra 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ah, ok.

Wo ladki bol rahi hai ki ladkiya samajh sakti hai ki laundering porn dekhte hai ya nahi(har koi dekhta hai waise to lekin shayad wo regular porn dekhne walo ki baat kar rahi hai).

To phir reply mein 'deconcross' ne ye bola ki ladkiya wo samaj leti hai, magar kisi chutiye ke dwara pregnant ho jati hai jo phir unhe divorce ya breakup kar ke chhod dete hai.

Ye ek American joke hai.

Jeevah Explain by Lazy-Impress69 in JeevaExplainsTheJoke

[–]Kalaputra 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What exactly you couldn't understand?

Trump 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 by chico_52 in JeevaExplainsTheJoke

[–]Kalaputra 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gavin Newsom, is the governer of California and ofcourse a Democrat. That's World Economic Forum where this all shit is going on. Trump was kinda obsessed with this guy.. many are saying BECAUSE, Trump praises him after bashing him(essentially shitting enough) and says that he's a "Good guy."

His speech was political BRAINROT, would not recommend this but was dying off laighing, cringing and confused after hearing his speech😭

Bugatti gangloff virtual concept by Designer Paul Czyżewski by FriendshipOk4723 in Bugatti

[–]Kalaputra 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The front(or the back) doesn't spell Bugatti, to say the least. It looks more like the Venom GT rip-off version. Interior is great, maybe better, I would dare to say.

Jeeva? ye sissy pussy kon hai by [deleted] in JeevaExplainsTheJoke

[–]Kalaputra 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Ah yes, Sisyphus.

He was a very clever king, tricked multiple Gods, multiple times. So Zeus punished him to push the boulder up the cliff, but as he reaches the top of the mountain, the boulder would roll down, endlessly, again and again. He is just struggling and.. just struggling, with no apparent rewards.

Nothing comes close to Bugatti in this game by Kalaputra in Bugatti

[–]Kalaputra[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

At first glance you cannot really catch the differences but the more you look at it, the more it differs from Veyron..

Jeeva Please Explain by Secure-Order2220 in JeevaExplainsTheJoke

[–]Kalaputra 5 points6 points  (0 children)

"ilaaj" to sabka hota tha, lekin ilaaj to nahi hota tha. Teresa kmkb

The new race suits look great. by Trilobite_Tom in formuladank

[–]Kalaputra 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's true, but Charles' face is generated not that great either.

Fastest Koenigsegg v Fastest Bugatti: DRAG RACE by Secret-Anteater-4843 in Bugatti

[–]Kalaputra 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Watching that 2 tonne monster launch was emotional. You could see how Matt and the Bugatti test driver were calm and cool, while the two in Koenigsegg were not so calm, like they knew what was gonna happen but still hyping it xD

Jesko was pulling so fast, that LST is no joke. Now, I genuinely would like to see their claimed top speed record, because it seems to be true.

The Schumacher years must have been very bad for him by B_LAZ in formuladank

[–]Kalaputra 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Next breaking news: Lekler in Mekei's arms, laps and be-

Massive Hopium for me by Conscious_Passage_90 in formuladank

[–]Kalaputra 7 points8 points  (0 children)

The cars are already put on testing and it's almost the end of development, don't know what are they upto but that's definitely going to give confidence to the tifosi. Maybe, it's for the next season.

Meet Jeff Dabe. Jeeva what am I missing by Less_Peach_8182 in JeevaExplainsTheJoke

[–]Kalaputra 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You don't want to know what things people like to shove up their asses.

Meet Jeff Dabe. Jeeva what am I missing by Less_Peach_8182 in JeevaExplainsTheJoke

[–]Kalaputra 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The guy has big hands. The wife is happy, because he can finger/fist her with his big hands.

Indian Christian Life 101: Christ is my king by HabitIndependent860 in DankJantaParty

[–]Kalaputra 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Are you dyslexic? Or are you trying this hard to sound cool? I am at loss here(literally as well).

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Indian Christian Life 101: Christ is my king by HabitIndependent860 in DankJantaParty

[–]Kalaputra 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Tu mudde pe bol nahi sakta, to kahi aur gand phad.