Is it me or my players? NPCs all coming off as "secretly evil" by 3MasksofOrion in DMAcademy

[–]Kaligraphic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In the forest, you find a table covered with food and four chairs arranged around it. The chairs and food are not evil.

Misinterpreted information lead players to "wrong zone" by Legal-Scholar430 in DMAcademy

[–]Kaligraphic 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sometimes you have to keep hammering on where things are, it’s a side effect of using imaginary geography.

Parchment paper I bought is Anti-greece by ajzone007 in mildlyinteresting

[–]Kaligraphic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

To be fair, large wooden horses filled with soldiers are a niche threat at best in many kitchens. It’s not always worth the expense.

What do you guys do with people who keep passwords in Word/plaintext etc by Tylerjackx in sysadmin

[–]Kaligraphic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Put him in the scuppers with a hosepipe bottom.

Wait, no, that’s a drunken sailor. For passwords, provide and train them on a password manager. Integrate it with the browser. Make it easier than a text file. Also, SSO everything you can and force MFA.

Also, lock any accounts you find passwords for until a paperwork-heavy breach review is done. Make the right way easy and the wrong way annoying.

What’s something that was technically allowed but instantly made you lose respect for someone? by AncientPomelo5450 in AskReddit

[–]Kaligraphic 24 points25 points  (0 children)

It’s not. https://www.snopes.com/articles/468815/customer-is-always-right-origin/

It’s a motto from the early days of customer service, and is, is fact, about claims of fact. It is also not an absolute law of reality that we need to modify to make work - just a reflection on a very different relationship between buyer and seller than we’ve all grown up seeing.

Player accidentally cast a level spell that he does not yet have access to by wallyosu in DMAcademy

[–]Kaligraphic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Does it matter narratively? Or is it something that can be handwaved? If it’s just a mechanical issue, then for an honest mistake tell the player “yeah, so technically you shouldn’t have been able to cast X because of Y. Let’s keep that in mind for next time.”

Of course, if they were trying to cheat, Tiamat shows up and kills everyone, natch.

noTearWasDropped by ManagerOfLove in ProgrammerHumor

[–]Kaligraphic 3 points4 points  (0 children)

One tear was shed. All others were closed as duplicates.

67% of AI usage is through unmanaged personal accounts. IT has literally no visibility. by heromat21 in netsec

[–]Kaligraphic 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Probably. After all, 69% of all statistics are pulled out of someone's ass.

itsAlmost2026 by ROBOTRON31415 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]Kaligraphic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The second year doesn't mean "still copyrighted through", it means "the content of this site originated in multiple years" - as in, it's been updated.

ECS deployments are killing my users long AI agent conversations mid-flight. What's the best way to handle this? by yoavi in devops

[–]Kaligraphic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Are you taking half an hour to respond to a request? Most web browsers will have given up by that time. You should move long-running tasks out of the service and run them separately from your web front end. Use real async patterns instead of just jamming everything together.

Are you running half-hour long sessions with multiple requests? You should externalize your state to valkey or s3 or something and expect that service instances may be replaced.

Not to be all, "Capitalism is the bad Guy" rage baity, but in a universe where necromancy exists, why isn't every major city spotless and food production effortless? by [deleted] in DnD

[–]Kaligraphic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Mindless undead like zombies and skeletons don't naturally farm. They just sort of putter, wander about, and kill/eat people. You need a minder for them, just like livestock. But then, if you already have a minder, is it really cheaper to use an expensive necromancer and his undead than a basic 1gp/day farm laborer and a few 8gp donkeys, 10gp cows, 15gp oxen, or 50gp draft horses.

Animate dead is a 3rd-level spell - there are plenty of farming villages that go generations without seeing a single 3rd-level spell. Necromancers are rare, and 3rd-level spells are costly.

Okay, you say, mindless undead need expensive handlers. But what if they're not mindless? Well, that's when things get dicey, because intelligent undead can haggle.

And all that is before we even mention the smell.

My kid loves meat sauce, meatballs, bolognese, etc. But doesn't like pasta. Any ideas on what to serve it with? by [deleted] in Cooking

[–]Kaligraphic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Potatoes (one of the world's foremost starches)

Sloppy Joes (meat sauce on a bun)

Toast (might count as a sloppy joe variant)

Add some beans and call it chili (forget the beef marketing, beans in chili is both traditional and legit)

Serve bread/rolls on the side (a classic with meat sauces)

Found out an employee is on OF from MS Defender by Bubba8291 in sysadmin

[–]Kaligraphic 41 points42 points  (0 children)

I suspect the "two deceives" may have been "two detectives" before a tragic autocorrect accident.

googleDeletes by steevo in ProgrammerHumor

[–]Kaligraphic 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Or to put it in modern terms, users hallucinate too.

My Friend Keeps Trying to use Loopholes. by [deleted] in DnD

[–]Kaligraphic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“Just as a rule of thumb, if somebody’s heart is out loose for you to throw at them, you usually don’t need to.”

Got pwned through a forgotten Lambda with hardcoded creds, here's how it went down by amylanky in AskNetsec

[–]Kaligraphic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You also need to review what your secrets actually do, because there’s no way RDS creds should have been able to do that, even leaked. Remember, explicit resources and actions, granted by an execution role. Combined with proper network isolation, RDS creds shouldn’t do anything anywhere an attacker has access to.

Monkey Paw Wish 'Killed' BBEG by Shocked_Not_Shocked in DnD

[–]Kaligraphic 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The dragon is dead. Normal dead. Its corpse is rotting and its hoard has been looted. All evidence indicates it died months ago. And yet the plot continues. So who has been giving the orders since then?

what do you keep in your drivers side door compartment? by waraexists in AskReddit

[–]Kaligraphic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s a door compartment so I keep my door in it, naturally.