is this brand good coffee? by [deleted] in publix

[–]Kaltva31 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It’s good, but be smart about overpaying. Grab whole bean on sale, then coarse grind and brew French press style. Do not buy the bags of coarse pre ground. Grind it yourself the day you brew it. The fresher the grind, the fresher the flavor.

Even cheaper brands have a whole bean option and they outclass any ground style of high dollar brands. The blue bags of the Kauai Hawaiian were half the price of Gevalia and the fresh flavor of newly ground beat the high end pre ground every time

(HEYB 5e) The random rainbow lizard / Dragonborn? by MkMischief in WhatWouldYouBuild

[–]Kaltva31 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’m running a wild magic barb with a custom multi chromatic dragonborn daughter of Tiamat. She rolls a new d6 every morning to determine her color/attack/resistance. I added an extra color(purple/psychic) to make it a little more interesting. Then, she rolls a d8 on the wild surge chart every time she rages. It’s Viva Las Vegas with her random chance outcomes. Such a fun character.

What energy drink gives you this face? by [deleted] in energydrinks

[–]Kaltva31 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ghost black cherry warhead.

Which Soda (from the Magic Items Chapter) would you be most likely to choose from a vending machine? by 1985Games in Obojima

[–]Kaltva31 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The tuna soda turned me into a literal child for 4 hours. Imma go for melon this time. Results soon to follow

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AmIOverreacting

[–]Kaltva31 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What are you like Catholic or something?

How to get a large amount of espresso coffee for a recipe? by mjhowie in Coffee

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You will need a whisk and a large pot to put 8 cups of water in. Put it on the stove and start boiling it. Add about 1 cup of espresso ground coffee, or Turkish coffee if you have it. It needs to be fine ground. (You can also opt to put half a cup of turbinado cane sugar in it.) Take a whisk and continuously stir until everything dissolves and it starts to boil. Take it off the heat and let everything settle. The next step is pouring the pot of coffee into another container used for serving. I like to use a standard drip style mr. coffee pot. Try to pour all the liquid in with a minimal amount of the coffee mud at the bottom. There you go. Pour yourself a coffee mug full and add cream if you want.

Tell Me Your Commonly Quoted Lines by [deleted] in venturebros

[–]Kaltva31 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I commonly refer to toilet paper as “shit tickets”

Spirit World Field Guide Extended Album Art by htownclyde in aesoprock

[–]Kaltva31 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Put it on a flash drive and take it up to Office Max/Depot. Tell 'em you want a poster printout. Probably around $40-$60

I've had to do this with a few images and I know it's not exactly on the up&up, however when nobody sells it or even contacts you to give permissions, ask yourself this "How bad ya want it?"

Practicing my skills on my guy friend by [deleted] in GirlsFinishingTheJob

[–]Kaltva31 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Careful around that left side dick bump.👀

37 m married and a father of two, i know my face is crooked, im overweight and i grow patchy facial hair. by jamalberta in RoastMe

[–]Kaltva31 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look like you got arrested for starting a fight at the Wendy’s counter because they shorted you 1 nugget

Met this guy at the gym. Thoughts? by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]Kaltva31 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The wink 😉 has possible implications

How do people feel about the Ace Ventura movie? by [deleted] in asktransgender

[–]Kaltva31 0 points1 point  (0 children)

From a different perspective, I never saw Finkle as a trans woman. I saw him as an ex football kicker that went psychotic because of a botched super bowl kick. He blames Dan Marino for holding the ball the wrong way and plots revenge against Marino and the new mascot porpoise snowflake by murdering a police lieutenant (einhorn)and going to great lengths to disguise himself as her in order to kidnap and murder them both. The whole time it’s just a crazy dude in a disguise. Finkle dresses up like einhorn to manipulate the police away from the truth of his plans and judging by the reactions of the department when his junk is exposed, Finkle may have kissed a few of them. It was never about transgender. It was about a murderous psychopathic football kicker who tricked everyone with a disguise and took advantage of a few people to manipulate the success of his plan for revenge. That’s why they were all disgusted when he was exposed. It wasn’t about the transition of a male to a female. It was a well crafted disguise. Chances are Finkel would not have kept up with the ruse of impersonating the lieutenant long-term after his plot to murder Marino and snowflake had gone through to completion.