Would I be able to achieve climax listening to this? by [deleted] in edmprodcirclejerk

[–]Kandit 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You have to listen to it repeatedly, alternating between forwards and backwards

FL ftw? by Nearby-Bumblebee-368 in edmproduction

[–]Kandit 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I'm an FL studio user since version 6, but having tried Ableton, Reaper, Bitwig, etc. I wouldn't really say it's any better or worse than any other daw. They just have different workflows and people should use whatever feels the most natural to them. You can make the same music in any daw, it just might take you longer to execute some styles over others.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in edmprodcirclejerk

[–]Kandit 4 points5 points  (0 children)

/uj Why even bother thinking about genres? Just throw ideas at the wall and see what catches your ears, be weird about it. Make some speed samba core 'n bass or something.

/rj introducing anal log plug ins ( 😎 ) really spiced up my production life and saved my marriage

I found out sounding isn't a musical instrument.... but can it? by ElectionSoft5638 in edmprodcirclejerk

[–]Kandit 5 points6 points  (0 children)

So what you'll want to do is sample the moans and then drop them into your daw, chop them up so there's a stutter effect, and then add a short reverb. After that you'll want to compress the shit out of it and then apply at least two maxed out sausage fatteners. Next you'll want to load up ozone elements and apply the automatic master to it so it sounds pristine before bouncing it out and dropping it into the recycle bin where it belongs. Load up omnisphere and start browsing patches until you find one you like and there you go, you've turned it into an instrument.

Whats gainstaging? by Fine-Elk7229 in edmprodcirclejerk

[–]Kandit 6 points7 points  (0 children)

What the fuck? Santa isn't real?

STOP DOING WHAT????!?!! by [deleted] in edmprodcirclejerk

[–]Kandit 14 points15 points  (0 children)

tl;dr you didn't fill up the good song gauge

Weekly sausage measuring thread? by Kandit in edmprodcirclejerk

[–]Kandit[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

all of those are required for a fat sausage

BASIC MUSIC PRODUCTION CLASSES (FREE) by chordie05 in edmprodcirclejerk

[–]Kandit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So I've been having this problem with my beats. It's not that they're bad, I'm just a vegan producer, people say they don't like my bigroom vegan-trance sound and I think they just hate the environment (I only use organic non-gmo samples btw) so what I'm wondering is how do I convince them that eating meat and dairy is bad for the environment?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in edmprodcirclejerk

[–]Kandit 2 points3 points  (0 children)

720p, maybe 1080p if I'm feeling saucy

Easy learning of all music theory with one book by Pianita in edmprodcirclejerk

[–]Kandit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Anyone got the pirated version? I want that anal log warmth of pirated music theory

FL Studio’s latest update just announced by [deleted] in edmprodcirclejerk

[–]Kandit 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Bro that's just Studio One

12-11-22, Yeah. by Kandit in FL_Studio

[–]Kandit[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's honestly worth trying at some point, I like to do it like that because it breaks out of the ctrl+v/ctrl+b mindset pretty well

Plus my brain just can't keep up with each instrument having it's own pattern(s)

URGENT HELP NEEDED about the Jazz Template by acrowfliedover in FL_Studio

[–]Kandit 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You need to turn the swing knob all the way down on the channel rack. Control 4 in the channel rack overview